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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I just read this thread from start to finish, and I think the real lesson we should all take away from this is that the playoff posters are terrible and the offseason BBQ chat can't come quickly enough.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Roasted Donut posted:

this thread is 15 pages already but lmfao at both of these retard jabronis who have further cemented the bengals legacy as the bungles, now and forever

If Bungles is a rivals pun then I don't want to be right

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Top Hats Monthly posted:

And here we have the Detroit gimmick poster, disappointed his team is not in the playoffs

Seattle gimmick poster checking in to say that I'm glad you threw the game against Minnesota just to duck us.

Also Clay Matthews is dirtier than Vince Wilfork's footlong rear end crack.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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v2vian man posted:

congrat's on your victory you peace of poo poo

Steelers own and I hope to meet them in the Super Bowl

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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korrandark posted:

The best thing the NFL could do would be to stop playing each other for a couple of seasons. I know that isn't plausible though. There is way too much animosity on both sides for it to go away over just one offseason.


Breaking up one of the best rivalries in football would be a God drat crime.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Sweeper posted:

Why aren't there rules about plays being dead as soon as a player is unconscious? All allowing the fumble to occur does is make players go for the knockout

Why don't you pause for a second and consider some of the ramifications of what that kind of rule would actually result in.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Groovelord Neato posted:

burfict's was dirtier in theory but since his shoulder is what makes contact with brown's head, shazier's is objectively dirtier.

This post makes no sense.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Up Circle posted:

TFF is being torn apart by the cognitive dissonance of supporting a sport as objectively awful as the nfl and this thread is proof of it.

The sport is great, the league sucks. But I enjoy their product and I don't see any reason I should stop doing so.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Up Circle posted:

whatever helps you sleep at night

Why would I have trouble sleeping at night, I don't have CTE?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I don't want Burfict out of the league. He's dirty as poo poo, sure, but the league needs a real villain out there. The Steelers Bengals game is one of the most exciting 60 minutes of football I've ever seen. It provoked all sorts of emotions over its course, and I can't recall the last time I was that entertained by a game that didn't feature my team. And that is why I watch football, to be entertained.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Same, but Shazier

Is now a good time to talk about what's going on with his eyebrows?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Pron on VHS posted:

He has alopecia

A severely chafing nutsack would explain his anger issues.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

This is the cake James Harrison got his son



I wish James Harrison was my dad. :swoon:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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James Harrison is OK with a runner-up trophy? :aaa:

James Harrison is legitimately a better father than the panty-waist in the Volkswagen commercial.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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AAA DOLFAN posted:

It's a Kia commercial. I only point that out because Im laughing at the thought of a guy who buys a Kia being so adamant about being the best at something

I thought it was funny that a man with a Volkswagen cares about manliness. Good irony either way.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Intruder posted:

This thread is just, like, the worst

Isn't that the point of the containment zone?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Quest For Glory II posted:

the things that cheese me off about officiating going into next season:

- inability for HCs to get officials' attentions for timeouts

- egregious offsides calls on onside kicks

- not adopting NCAA's targeting rule

- "TD wins in overtime no matter what" is still lame to me

- ATC spotters failing to recognize obvious concussions on players and buzzing down to stop the game (Case Keenum for example)

- the ejection/suspension stuff we talked about earlier

I'm going to be honest here: I find you much less compelling with that anime avatar.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

None of them have 4 previous infractions in 1 season, but I'm sure that won't register in your 90 iq brain

"90 IQ brain" may seem like an insult to you, but you have to keep in mind that those tests are culturally biased against retards.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Cavauro posted:

Let me start by saying, I can't believe you loving assholes who think Vontaze actually deserves a raise in salary for what he's done. You know who you are. And if you don't know who you are then I guess maybe you just want some messed-up-brained concussion buddies and in that case I understand your viewpoint. good day

Is this a quote?:confused:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Moxie posted:

He intentionally hurts people sometimes

No intent can be proven but Bell, Ben, and Brown were all hurt by him, kind of a trifecta

That probably just happened because he's so good at football though, not related to his actual proven pattern of malicious behavior

Oh wait I'm not a rube

Can you really attribute malice to the hit on Bell?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Magicpants posted:

Bernard Pollard knew what he was doing

Yes, the Lord's work.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hold on you're right I see there was a spider on ben's shoulder he was just trying to squish it with his knee



Back and to the left

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Detroit_Dogg posted:

James Harrison owns

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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I wish Richie Incognito was a Seahawk right now.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blue Mountain State redeemed our drafting of Bosworth in my eyes. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Blarfk posted:

Am I wrong in thinking that Antonio being injured or not is completely irrelevant to whether a flag gets thrown on that hit?

You are not wrong

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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toxicsunset posted:

Have you ever been hit so hard you turned into nazi propaganda

Lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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v2vian man posted:

Yeah let's give up on them and assume they have no ability to grasp reality. I believe the term is jolly apes

That's... uh... one hell of an escalation there.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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Frackie Robinson posted:

I guess this isn't breaking news or anything, but Pacman comes off as authentically mentally ill.

Eh, run of the mill mental illness, like my mother or father. Not full institutionalized mental illness like Titus Young.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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If that wasn't a catch then the rules need changing.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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v2vian man posted:

I assume pacman's comment was a sophisticated critique of the current state of rap music in the vein of cypress hill's tequila sunrise

Lol. That's the world I want to live in.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

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toxicsunset posted:

Who is that and what do I need to do to make him a steeler

Dominique Rodgers Cromartie. Plays for the Giants now, so I guess you could trade for him, but then you'd have traded for a dude who played in the Giants secondary and that seems like a poor deal.

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