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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I hear Alpacas like to kill dogs how do you prevent it from killing your dogs?

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
You never answered my question about alpaca dog relations.

I hear they kill dogs :ohdear:

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jan 12, 2016

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
why are you ignoring my Alpacca dog questions Isaac?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

I thought i did.

An alpaca could kill a small dog or a fox but animals rarely fight to the death. The alpaca will just act scary and thatll be enough to make the dog or fox run away.

Ah okay. That's good I don't want it killing dogs. Dogs are our friends. I want dogs to be alpaca friends too.

Whats your alpaca's name?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Its called ziggy now

Can we get some ziggy time later today possibly? I'dl ove to see some closeups of him/her

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot


:wtc:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I still demand ar esponse to the comic i linked.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

CaptainSarcastic posted:

MM&O has been a staple of the CCCC webcomics thread.

loving Werewolf Jones.

yeah but its a woman having sex with a cat...

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

you're the creep who posted it, creep

Cause people were going on and on about how cool it is.
Dweeb

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
ALPACA TIME!
:neckbeard:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Domt thinknuve ever had a donkey what are they like

stubborn i bet,.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

I saw the alpaca today and took photots but internet iant dat enough to upload em atm

Awesome. Did the Alpaca like you?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

I wouldnt say it was thrilled

I knew it was going to be a problem :ohdear:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Rabbits like people talking. He gets very chill if the news is on.

Perhaps you should play some negotiation talks while hes by the duck.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
THat Alpaca clearly doesn't want any of your poo poo Isaac, might I suggest a treat next time you visit it?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Also today i walked round with a rake smashing a cache of maybe 100 eggs we found that we couldnt be sure how fresh they were.

Should have put them all in a bucket and launched them from a catapult.

Donkey seems like it could be a jerk. I want alpacas.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
A content cow is a good cow. Also I'm happy you're growing tomatoes Isaac. Homegrown tomatoes are fantastic just grab em wash em off and slice when they're ripe and you got a lovely treat to top with pepper and a pinch of salt / cheese.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
This thread is suffering from an extreme lack of animals.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

My rabbit escaped again and this time instead of chasing him i let him do his running around cause the digs are asleep. He tuckered himself out and came back to my room.

I wish i could let him free range during the day . Im sure the dogs know hes not a wikd rabbit but you cant trust them too much.

Yeah, dogs might get too crazy with him. YOu'd have to have them be used to him around them first and proper introductions and what not while supervised.

But your bun bun is literally hitler and doesnt like things.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Do you work with roos?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I hope ringo is okay :ohdear:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Great posts thank you.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I need more alpaca. and goat.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:


Duck mafia. Theres so many of them now.

I hope they teach that evil rabbit A LESSON!
:cop:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What happens if you put a kangaroo on a trampoline

Dreams.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Buying some hay and cigarettes at the stockfeed store and they had ferrets for sale



When i was round back picking up the hay they had chickens and they had golden sebrights. 50 bux a pop so i gotta consider how much i want some.

It sounds like if you get em you might want to breed em to make some money back.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tardwrangler posted:

We paid up to $80 for showbirds that were, according to the carpet snake, just as delicious as the $ 20 birds.

Kempsey Vocational College, where we bought them, used to breed state and national champions.

I'd have a go at breeding if I were you. We never did because our rooster was a jungle fowl bantam who turned vicious and we lost the taste for roosters because of the hellish sunrise racket they make.

It appears Shirl is now on her own as Ringo hasn't shown herself for weeks. She spends most of her time with the pigeons and the roos now. It's sad and cute at the same time.

We might get her a couple of silkys for company next time there's a poultry show. I'm a bit ambivalent because I'm sick of seeing my pets carried off for dinner.

Find something she can hang out with that will murder things that try to carry them off for dinner.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tardwrangler posted:

Here is a list of murderous animals that don't like delicious chicken diners:

1)

What if you equipped them with like platemail and bladed talons?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tardwrangler posted:

I would mail you Shirl if I could find a good courier.....if my missus would let me that is.

Seems like poultry heaven down there.

I'm acting like a rooster at the moment , dropping little bits of food and calling her over with that hop-bop-bop titbitting call the rooster makes. She responds with her little thank you /yum yum cackle.

Unlike the rooster I don't brutally rape her as payment.

I think a little hug and pat is all she really needs.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

tardwrangler posted:

All our girls got taken at night by snakes or foxes digging under the cage. The python got moved and I've put a wire base on the cage but still reckon that where there's a will there's a way and they make a tempting target.

This is the reality of not having dogs.

what if you put the wire in the dirt? LIke dug up the ground and put it so the wire is comppletely under it making it impenetrable. if they dig it up

Imagine the look on the fox's dumb rear end when it hits wire under the ground.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I will hunt foxes at night for you if you provide room and board and relocate to america. Im not gonna hunt em in the AU too many creepy murder creatures.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Sheep-Goats posted:

Horses are pretty dumb I bet a chicken is about as smart

That horse would bash you with its leg for walking at it at the wrong angle while it was windy or something

thats some strong horse hate. While I agree you have to be careful around horses thats cause they're freakouts not dumbos.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Sheep-Goats posted:

A freakout is a dumbo in my book ok

Well what do you call a freaking out dumboo?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
This thread is in desperate need of more farm animals.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Isaac posted:

Heres a dog on a bike



nice!

she wants to eat some eggs doesn't she?

Also i bet she goes "arurururruruuuu"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

the second one the goats seem terrified.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm in bad need of some alpacas right now.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Ty. Its not an alpaca but it will have to do.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
llamas are a poor substitute ofr alpacas i wanna punch that llama in the face.

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