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InequalityGodzilla posted:Announces his endorsement of Hillary for the democratic nomination by breaking out the tshirt cannon, launching Hillary 2016 shirts into republican senators' faces at 20fps. I was just daydreaming about three scenarios: Obama endorses Clinton during SOTU Obama endorses Sanders during SOTU Obama endorses O'Malley during SOTU Bonus: Obama endorses Trump during SOTU
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Obama, as the only one with a history of Stumping the Trump, will serve Trump the greatest insult of all tonight by not even mentioning him.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I was just daydreaming about three scenarios: Obama endorses Kanye West.
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Literally The Worst posted:just gonna sing gently caress the police and breakdance That's what people expect of him. But no, Obama is going to get behind the podium. The audience will be silent. The opening of "Hail To The Chief" will play, and then bass drop into blazing techno. Obama will rip off his business suit and do a furious, twenty minute long bump-n-grind, wearing a red, white, and blue sequin ensemble of sleeveless and bellyless tuxedo jacket, bowtie, and g-string, with cowboy boots. He will bring sexy back one more time, and America will have no choice but to love it or lump it. It will be the "Chippendale's moment", one that heralds a new era of expectation for aspiring politicians. Our politicians will be a cast of beefcakes, twinks, and Miami hardbodies, and it will be a golden era for the next thousand years. But seriously, I have to work through this, so I will be expecting DnD's play-by-play when I get home.
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Our politicians will be a cast of beefcakes, twinks, and Miami hardbodies Paul Ryan curses himself for having been ahead of the curve.
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Steve King will not be in his seat tonightquote:President Obama’s first official act, immediately upon his inauguration was to sign an executive order to accelerate abortions world-wide. The first tears we have seen him shed in seven years were for the victims of the tragic Sandy Hook School shooting. As far as we know, Obama has never shed a single tear for even one of the more than 9 million babies aborted under his watch. He is the most pro-abortion president ever. https://steveking.house.gov/media-center/press-releases/king-leaves-gallery-seat-to-sotu-open-for-55-million-unborn-aborted
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Jan 13, 2016 01:09
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Can they just not show up as a deliberate snub? Have people done that before? If you can, I'm surprised he's the only one rather than the whole Tea Party caucus and some other hardliner types like Cruz. They should insist they won't speak to Obama without preconditions.
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Jan 13, 2016 01:46
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The one line I want to hear from President Obama tonight:quote:This truly is the greatest country in the world where anyone born in the United States, like me, can become President.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Steve King will not be in his seat tonight What a coincidence, I'll be praying at home for someone to deliver a better congressman to Steve King's congressional district.
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radical meme posted:The one line I want to hear from President Obama tonight: That would be an epic 
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Jan 13, 2016 02:04
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Jan 13, 2016 02:19
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He finally got the memo no shave November is over.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:He finally got the memo no shave November is over. Can you imagine being the staffer who had to go tell him to shave the drat beard because the alternative would be getting primaried for being a Muslim traitor?
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Jan 13, 2016 02:28
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Jan 13, 2016 02:29
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Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson is the designated survivor. Sorry racists! Even if you nuke the Capitol tonight, the President's still black.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:30
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I like how he has to sit next to and behind Obama/Biden during the SOTU so Republicans continue to mentally associate him as a RINO traitor.
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Remember when we were all so young and optimistic in 2008, and how many of us donated our funds to the campaign and time to field offices and canvasing for the President? It didn't turn out so bad.
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Actually, Jeh Johnson is not the designated survivor, though he is not attending the speech tonight. Senate President Pro Tempore Orrin Hatch (R-UT) is the designated survivor. Should Orrin somehow also simultaneously die along with everyone in the Capitol, Johnson would be President.
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TheBuilder posted:Remember when we were all so young and optimistic in 2008, and how many of us donated our funds to the campaign and time to field offices and canvasing for the President? It didn't turn out so bad. It turned out pretty OK  (I still feel like a bitter 80-year old Clintonite who wishes Hillary had gotten it and used her Clinton powers to cream the GOP somehow, and this year would be Obama's chance  ) But that's all bygones and hypotheticals.
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Watching CNN's token microphone lady try to interview people as they just breeze on by her is hilarious and more than a little sad.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:37
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If Obama manages to close Guantanamo then I will promote George Lucas over him to the position of Greatest Disappointment of my Adult Life
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Jan 13, 2016 02:37
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Biden and Ryan's conversation seems to be going a tad better than the last time they were on TV together.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:42
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Senator Jack Reed (who is a decorated paratrooper) chatting up the joint chiefs.
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potato of destiny posted:Biden and Ryan's conversation seems to be going a tad better than the last time they were on TV together. Yeah they were probably sharing their mutual enjoyment of the Star Wars movie.  I see the Berninator.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:43
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Bernie gets a kind tap on the shoulder from an African American woman, ignores her.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:43
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I've turned to PBS and they're talking about the Shedd Aquarium rescuing dogs for an exhibit talking about how people can help rescue animals in the same way as the aquarium. As it turns out, watching adorable dogs is much, much better than CNN.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:44
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Lindsey Graham and Chuck Grassley talking about who booze is best for spiking a DQ shake, probably.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:44
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Well, Dimond Joe and Paul Rino seem to be making nice.... too bad, was hoping for a punch up. Oh well, the night is young. Bernie looking very Bernie Oops, the man himself is in the car (Man, I forget how big that thing is every time they've shown it)
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Am I watching the right thing? Who is this guy and why is he on the stream?
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