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Literally The Worst posted:just gonna sing gently caress the police and breakdance That's what people expect of him. But no, Obama is going to get behind the podium. The audience will be silent. The opening of "Hail To The Chief" will play, and then bass drop into blazing techno. Obama will rip off his business suit and do a furious, twenty minute long bump-n-grind, wearing a red, white, and blue sequin ensemble of sleeveless and bellyless tuxedo jacket, bowtie, and g-string, with cowboy boots. He will bring sexy back one more time, and America will have no choice but to love it or lump it. It will be the "Chippendale's moment", one that heralds a new era of expectation for aspiring politicians. Our politicians will be a cast of beefcakes, twinks, and Miami hardbodies, and it will be a golden era for the next thousand years. But seriously, I have to work through this, so I will be expecting DnD's play-by-play when I get home.
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