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Jan 4, 2011



HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

He finally got the memo no shave November is over.

Can you imagine being the staffer who had to go tell him to shave the drat beard because the alternative would be getting primaried for being a Muslim traitor?

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Jan 4, 2011



TheBuilder posted:

Remember when we were all so young and optimistic in 2008, and how many of us donated our funds to the campaign and time to field offices and canvasing for the President? It didn't turn out so bad.

It turned out pretty OK :unsmith:

(I still feel like a bitter 80-year old Clintonite who wishes Hillary had gotten it and used her Clinton powers to cream the GOP somehow, and this year would be Obama's chance :argh:) But that's all bygones and hypotheticals.

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Jan 4, 2011



How the gently caress does Michelle make her hair DO that :eyepop:

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Jan 4, 2011



Three Olives posted:

God drat it, I would totally gently caress Paul Ryan.

...me too :blush: :gay:

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Winkie01 posted:

Can't wait for Trump's first SOTU. So long Barry O

He'd fire someone at the end of every SOTU :allears:

MrChupon posted:

Would you gently caress Anderson Cooper? Or would his picky diet put you off?

Word on the street is that the Coop is into some weeeeeird poo poo. And we expect nothing else from our nation's aristocracy, natch.

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Tigntink posted:

What did Obama just give Biden and Paul D Ryan?

Their annual report cards

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BWV posted:

just make it a roast

:pray:

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smg77 posted:

Paul D. Ryan's poker face game is strong

His eyes are permanently glued to a point somewhere behind Obama's head.

CSIers, trace the pupils to the lucky Congresscritter in the audience who is the object of his affections

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Top military brass looking permanently constipated, as outlined in the job requirements.

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Jan 4, 2011



Pelosi seriously off her accessory game :eng99:

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Rubio looking...parched... :yum:

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Jan 4, 2011



Ryan's hands literally zip-tied under the table here, the word RINO scratched into the notepad in front of him over and over again so deep the paper has ripped.

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Venom Snake posted:

michelle really doesn't want to be there lol

I don't know, she seems way more engaged than half the people in the chamber at least


Petey posted:

you know how every president has a 'thing' (poverty, health, etc) that they focus on? obama's is going to be civic engagement, through community organizing. is the current plan anyway.

Cute! We could actually use a lot more of that. cues up FUCKIN' VOTE ALREADY MILLENNIALS speech

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

I'm missing so much by listening to this on the radio.

Turn on audio description, the monologues on exactly how many degrees PDR is tilting his head each time Obama says a thing is pretty good

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Jan 4, 2011



Obama gettin' cuddly this SOTU :kimchi:

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Jan 4, 2011



That Biden Healthcare Victory face :haw:

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Petey posted:

weirdly i have a job w/ total security and a pension but i'm considering giving it up to go get a PhD because I Hate Myself

Me too but instead I just read Piled Higher and Deeper and feel better about my life :smuggo:

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Warren shaking with laughter at that one :lol:

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Jan 4, 2011



To make sure you know just how much loving carbon is in our air the White House is going FULL CHART OVERLAY :catdrugs:

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Jan 4, 2011



Trollbama at the gas pump :lol:

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Jan 4, 2011



Ha, just realized the White House stream cuts out Biden and Ryan from the livestream altogether.

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Jan 4, 2011




tfw you realize you forget to let out the dog

and by dog I mean twink in a cage in a dog outfit

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Jan 4, 2011



Tommah posted:

50 years of ISILating cuba

Today I learned: Cuba has 11 million (embargoed) people?! :saddowns:

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Jan 4, 2011



Yay PEPFAR! :3:

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Jan 4, 2011



Motto posted:

GUANTANAMO

Still missed out on the opportunity to call it unconstitutional but whatever, I'll settle for actually closing it before Barry leaves

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Jan 4, 2011



comes along bort posted:

he's the president jim, not a miracle worker

If you can't drop the political oratory and just flat out slam Congress in your final, term-limited SOTU when can you, though?

Oh right when you're out of office.

...so this is how a mean cynical political pundit is made :sigh:

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Jan 4, 2011



"when even basic facts are contested" PBS cuts to Kim Davis :lol:

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Axetrain posted:

Lol is that loving Kim Davis there, what asshat brought her.

Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)'s office.

I say office because Jim Jordan seems as confused as anyone else, so some idiot staffer passed the tickets along? (Or Jim is just lying)

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Jan 4, 2011



"knowing that we are only here because somebody, somewhere...came over illegally"

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Spencer Stone :heysexy:

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Saving Those Lines for the very end and keeping it under an hour were both awesome. Props to the speechwriters.

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Jan 4, 2011




The manifestation of :pusheen:

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Jan 4, 2011



Petey posted:

going to bed, night kids, miss you all

Thanks for the hot Obama piccs Petey :blush:

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Jan 4, 2011




Let's fuckin' do it y'all

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Jan 4, 2011




Someone was paid to come up with and tweet that :saddowns:

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Jan 4, 2011



Logikv9 posted:

a bad pundit on CNN saying bad things

PBS's pundits are at least sane, what's going on over in the CNN BREAKING NEWS SHITZONE

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Jan 4, 2011



GOP continuing its streak of creepily staring into the camera throughout the SOTU Response

"I see what you see. I hear what you hear. I act just like a real human being in every way detectable to the naked eye."

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I know it's not much relatively speaking, but this is honestly the most conciliatory SOTU response in the past seven years.

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Rabble posted:

Holy poo poo, they're throwing Trump under the bus!

Ah, I was wondering why they were saying literally anything nice

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Motto posted:

we didn't have riots

we had hugs :haw:

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