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Dolash posted:We'll miss the man when he's gone, at least considering his potential successors. I remember media articles saying that "everybody" would be so relieved when Bill Clinton finally left the White House. I still miss ya, Bubba 
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Kthulhu5000 posted:Our politicians will be a cast of beefcakes, twinks, and Miami hardbodies Paul Ryan curses himself for having been ahead of the curve.
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Jan 12, 2016 23:37
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Bonus: Obama pulls a Matt Dillon in In & Out and spends the entire speech endorsing Trump, then as the closing music plays he adds as an aside,"Oh yeah, and he's gay."
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Jan 13, 2016 02:49
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blue squares posted:When George W gave his speeches, did the Democrats sit down and be babies? I'm assuming yes Somebody correct me because it's possible I'm half-remembering an urban legend or something, but I recall something about Bush refusing to speak at the UN once because he wasn't guaranteed a standing ovation?
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blue squares posted:Michelle Obama is so happy to be at her final state of the union February 2017 Barack: Hey Michelle, I was thinking I would- Michelle: Go play golf and NOTHING else? Good idea 
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Combed Thunderclap posted:He'd fire someone at the end of every SOTU Oh don't worry, plenty of people will be fired if he was President!
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It still blows my mind that paid leave isn't a thing in the US.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:13
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John McCain sitting there thinking,"How the hell did I lose to Bush in 2000? Why couldn't I have been up against Jeb?"
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Why does Rubio always look so fidgety and nervous?
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Jan 13, 2016 03:18
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The 1990s? Who was President then? 
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Consummate Professional posted:Did Paul Ryan just pull his dick out of his pants? It's his first time up there so he's following Biden's lead.
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potato of destiny posted:ryan got that jungle fever That's good, because right now Obama is loving him real good.
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Petey posted:So wait, people watching on e.g. CNN are not seeing these overlays? Nope, just full screen Obama.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:29
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Oh my God. "People on food stamps didn't cause the GFC, immigrants aren't responsible for keeping wages down, and the average family watching aren't avoiding taxes with offshore holdings."
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"We didn't deny the Russians were in space, we went to the moon!" 
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Obama and Joe 
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Jan 13, 2016 03:34
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:
Biden walks out into his overgrown frontyard with the car on cinderblocks, his sleeves rolled up past his shoulders, cracks his knuckles and grunts,"Let's do this."
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JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO CURE CANCER!
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Jan 13, 2016 03:39
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Haha, kicking some sand in Putin's face while he's at it.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:40
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God I love when the Onion liveposts articles during stuff like this.
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Jan 13, 2016 03:42
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Hahaha,"Ask Osama Bin Laden."
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Jan 13, 2016 03:46
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It stills cracks me up that Republicans spent years painting Bin Laden as America's Boogeyman.... and then a Democrat killed him and suddenly it was,"Pffft Osama Bin Whoden?"
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Yoshifan823 posted:Agreed. My mom's first presidential vote was for Jimmy Carter in 1980. that poo poo is lame. Hey at least she voted for the right candidate.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:04
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Or the kid who makes his own clock and brings it to school to show his science teacher.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:07
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THE STATE OF THE UNION IS STRONG!
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blue squares posted:Great speech but what the gently caress not talking about guns. I thought that was his top priority this year He did actually mention it earlier in the speech, I'm pretty sure. He didn't dwell on it at all though.
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Jan 13, 2016 04:10
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Sell Orange Juice in April at 142!
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WampaLord posted:Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on! "Margin call, Mr. Bush. You know the rules of the political game."
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Jan 13, 2016 04:34
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"Do people think Obama is a magic dragon?" Yes!
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Unless Bernie (or Trump!) wins, I can't imagine the next 4-8 SOTUs will be anywhere near as fun as Obama's have been whydirt posted:I didn't hear the call, is Magic Dragon an insult or a compliment? An insult in that it was directed towards Republicans.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Because you're a giant piece of poo poo. Current top response is: When you tried to get Bill Clinton impeached, you were cheating on your cancer-stricken wife. 
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:How do they keep screwing up the camera location? To be fair, they wanted the Space Admiral to feel comfortable so the camera was floating in zero-g.
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