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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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blue squares posted:

When George W gave his speeches, did the Democrats sit down and be babies? I'm assuming yes

I mean, strategic clapping has always been a thing, but nobody shouted poo poo like "YOU LIE" at Bush while he was talking.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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:drat: that dress

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Weakest loving gavel, paul

Joementum posted:

The only gun show Obama will allow.

She makes it look good, but I'm pretty enthralled with the color. Grew up with a bed of aztec marigolds around the front of the house, loving love that orange color.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Venom Snake posted:

just posting to say John Lewis owns

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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That lady's suit was so pink it was breaking the camera

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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comes along bort posted:

sen grassley, as usual looking like he hasn't poo poo in a month

Because he hasn't.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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He looks like he either smoked the right kind of weed or had a really good workout about an hour ago. Just at ease with poo poo.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Tigntink posted:

Oh Obama sure will give out some tips.

Well, he won. Twice.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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What the gently caress is going on with ryan

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Scalia in a habit there.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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That is one sketchy looking military guy what the hell man

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Petey posted:

obama's collar and shoulders are in good shape but my lord he is drowning in those jacket arms

There's only one set of free weights in the white house gym and motherfucker you drat well know who uses them

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Warren looking like she's about to unleash chang

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rubio looks like the kid who doesn't want to be on the fan cam

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Who the hell is the lady who looks like the ambassador of the scottsdale suburbs?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I really wanna know what Biden just whispered to Ryan

"Remember when you thought you were going to sit here? lol good times kid"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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"record corporate profits"

*bernie giving major RBF*

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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BWV posted:

In my mind Joe Biden keeps on describing to Paul Ryan how he hosed his mother and could be his biological father. Ryan keeps on smiling and awkwardly laughing to save face.

I'd prefer if he was just mentioning over and over how cool it was to grow up with a dad

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Evil Fluffy posted:

Joe looks ready to break down in tears.

That's because his son died of cancer like a few months ago.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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"significant transition"

transitioning into a smoldering crater

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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What the gently caress John

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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"BUT ENOUGH ABOUT CLIVEN BUNDY"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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A bunch of shitters in the audience be like "gently caress I had no clue"

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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HOLY poo poo WHO IS DEATH STARE GUY THERE

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Kerry looking like that star trek shapeshifter guy

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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CUBURN

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Rubio looks like he got some bad weed

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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CHRISTIEBURN

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Motto posted:

christ is that seriously his campaign slogan

yes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Pick posted:

ginberg's neck lace is loving sweet

That's the iron doily and don't you fuckin forget it

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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memy posted:

Scalia's skipped SotU annually for 20 years running

That's he cannot say anything nice and is also Italian.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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kittiesgomeow posted:

everything's a partisan issue if you try hard enough

Or if you're a piece of subhuman filth that thinks refugees ought to have their boats shot out from under them as you laugh watching their children fall into a boiling ocean.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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what the hell was that thing

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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state of my erection is pretty strong right now, :911:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Who's the sacrificial shitter giving the rebuttal to this

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Leahy making succession jokes

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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FIRST TIME posted:

Female Bobby Jindal

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Naw, she's competent.

That ain't gonna matter.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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Has anyone's career survived giving the rebuttal to an Obama SOTU?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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lol

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

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"That's kinda cool"

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