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wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Wait, are you saying we're on some sort of ... Titanic?

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Eduardo said I was crazy for spending my money on this ticket and not swimming lessons, well who's laughing now?

*stares wistfully over the railing as the ship leaves harbor*

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOIEEEEEEEEE *spins around in air before falling and hitting propeller*

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Blazing Ownager posted:

Rolls SUCCESS: Attack on Women
Rolls SUCCESS: CRITICAL HIT, OVERBOARD: Attack on Children
Rolls SUCCESS: Stealing their lifeboat

billy zane I've missed you

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
Meridith my lesbian wife come here I want to try something.



I'M QUEEN OF THE WOOOOORLD!!!!!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Help! I'm on the titanic! How did I get onto this titanic? Look at the size of this bloody great big titanic! What sort of titanic has a titanic like this? This is crazy!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! It's Titanic!

"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! But icebergs are strong as hell!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I believe I've soiled my pantaloons!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i'm sinking that going on this voyage was a bad idea

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

me to passengers: "lol you're all gonna die. but look on the bright side: in less than a century you'll be portrayed in a movie. so you know, ups and downs"

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm JP Morgan and I swapped the Titanic with the critically-damaged Olympic to commit insurance fraud.
I even sent out an empty rescue ship what can possibly go wrong?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
"Captain, the sanitation systems are malfunctioning and the shitter's full!"

"Meh, just fill up the extra lifeboats and send 'em overboard."

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>lighten the mood by having everyone perform the dance craze sweeping london known as the "jerry mumphrey"

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Icebergs can't break steel beams!

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

mods knew

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
>go left

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

>lighten the mood by having everyone perform the dance craze sweeping london known as the "jerry mumphrey"

go back to ice/b/erg

Ibogaine posted:

Icebergs can't break steel beams!

you're a few posts too late buddy

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
God, I hope that gang of icebergs doesn't find out we ground up their children to chill our beverages

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

SciFiDownBeat posted:

you're a few posts too late buddy

Well, I always thought that this is something you only say after the exact thing happened.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



all right stop, collaborate and listen; iceberg's back with a brand new invention

actually i tell a lie it's the same invention it's 'being a huge fuckoff chunk of ice' but don't fix what ain't broke y'know?

razamataza
Jan 2, 2006

so i guess that makes us some sort of... suicide squad

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Why that's John Jacob Astor and Molly Brown! Let me introduce myself and pitch them on this great idea I have selling Mangostein!

*Masturbates*

Oh no it's the Sea Patrol!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
Scooby-doos put the iceberg there.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

code:
#include <math.h>

class Titanic extends Movie
{
	void dialogue()
	{
		x = math.rand() * 2;
		math.floor(x) == 0 ? printf("Jack!") : printf("Rose!")
	}

	void main()
	{
		Titanic t = new Titanic();
		while (1)
		{
			t.dialogue();
		}
	}
}

kalel fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jan 12, 2016

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Don't be glum, chums! It's party time!

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im the guy shovelling coal that has proto-hiv from capetown that never got to spread it to the larger world

thanks 'berg.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm that dick that sneaks on a lifeboat before the women and children.

Furious Mittens
Oct 14, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
*meanders around the deck, kicking small pieces of coal*

*looks over and see's Captain Smith getting blown by the Second Officer behind the funnel*

*shits self*

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
:j: Oh no, they ran out of lifeboats! We'll drown!

:eng101: Well, statistically speaking, we're far more likely to freeze to dea-

:j: :fuckoff:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


"daddy, I'm scared"
"Don't worry honey, this ship is unsinkable!"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*strangles gay boyfriend to death in cabin when he starts suspecting im a fraud*

*cums*

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
:sees that the hymn for today's chapel service is "Eternal Father, Strong to Save":

This is a little on the nose, don't you think?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

"don't look so titanic to me"

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hmmmhmmhmhmmm I'm just going to go check on my cool car in the cargo hold of the ship, hope nobody's loving in it!

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

I'm getting too old for this poo poo

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
according to wikipedia, the titanic's radio call sign was "MGY" which was short for "IMGAY".

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Jack and Rose have it all! Love, happiness, and killer dance moves! There's just one... TITANIC problem--

[record scratch]

[iceberg] --Hi guys!

Now, these two lovers are gonna have their world flipped, UPSIDE DOWWWN!

[Rose] Jack, I know what you must be thinking. "Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?"
[music stops]
[iceberg] Dang, somebody tell this ice queen to chill out!

Starring Rob Schneider as The Iceberg!

Welcome to... TITANIC ratedpg13nowshowinginselecttheaters

[Jack] Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes. Not yet, do you understand me?
[Rose] I'm so cold.
[iceberg] You can say THAT again!

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

Monachos posted:

Don't be glum, chums! It's party time!



I'm the dolphin that makes sure everyone escapes and lives happily ever after

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
"I'll never you let go!"
::cracks lover's frozen fingers off wooden plank & lets him go::

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Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

SciFiDownBeat posted:

"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! It's Titanic!

"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! But icebergs are strong as hell!

I appreciate the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt reference, SciFiDownBeat

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