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Wait, are you saying we're on some sort of ... Titanic?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:00 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 19:34 |
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Eduardo said I was crazy for spending my money on this ticket and not swimming lessons, well who's laughing now? *stares wistfully over the railing as the ship leaves harbor*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:01 |
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YAAAAAA-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOIEEEEEEEEE *spins around in air before falling and hitting propeller*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:01 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Rolls SUCCESS: Attack on Women billy zane I've missed you
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:02 |
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Meridith my lesbian wife come here I want to try something. I'M QUEEN OF THE WOOOOORLD!!!!!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:03 |
Help! I'm on the titanic! How did I get onto this titanic? Look at the size of this bloody great big titanic! What sort of titanic has a titanic like this? This is crazy!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:04 |
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"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! It's Titanic! "Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! But icebergs are strong as hell!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:09 |
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I believe I've soiled my pantaloons!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:40 |
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i'm sinking that going on this voyage was a bad idea
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:12 |
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me to passengers: "lol you're all gonna die. but look on the bright side: in less than a century you'll be portrayed in a movie. so you know, ups and downs"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:22 |
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I'm JP Morgan and I swapped the Titanic with the critically-damaged Olympic to commit insurance fraud. I even sent out an empty rescue ship what can possibly go wrong?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:28 |
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"Captain, the sanitation systems are malfunctioning and the shitter's full!" "Meh, just fill up the extra lifeboats and send 'em overboard."
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:30 |
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>lighten the mood by having everyone perform the dance craze sweeping london known as the "jerry mumphrey"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:34 |
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Icebergs can't break steel beams!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:49 |
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mods knew
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:50 |
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>go left
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:52 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:>lighten the mood by having everyone perform the dance craze sweeping london known as the "jerry mumphrey" go back to ice/b/erg Ibogaine posted:Icebergs can't break steel beams! you're a few posts too late buddy
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 21:53 |
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God, I hope that gang of icebergs doesn't find out we ground up their children to chill our beverages
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:00 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:you're a few posts too late buddy Well, I always thought that this is something you only say after the exact thing happened.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:06 |
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all right stop, collaborate and listen; iceberg's back with a brand new invention actually i tell a lie it's the same invention it's 'being a huge fuckoff chunk of ice' but don't fix what ain't broke y'know?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:08 |
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so i guess that makes us some sort of... suicide squad
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:11 |
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Why that's John Jacob Astor and Molly Brown! Let me introduce myself and pitch them on this great idea I have selling Mangostein! *Masturbates* Oh no it's the Sea Patrol!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:14 |
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Scooby-doos put the iceberg there.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:16 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:22 |
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Don't be glum, chums! It's party time!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:27 |
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im the guy shovelling coal that has proto-hiv from capetown that never got to spread it to the larger world thanks 'berg.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:40 |
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I'm that dick that sneaks on a lifeboat before the women and children.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:43 |
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*meanders around the deck, kicking small pieces of coal* *looks over and see's Captain Smith getting blown by the Second Officer behind the funnel* *shits self*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:56 |
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Oh no, they ran out of lifeboats! We'll drown! Well, statistically speaking, we're far more likely to freeze to dea-
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:59 |
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"daddy, I'm scared" "Don't worry honey, this ship is unsinkable!"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:02 |
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*strangles gay boyfriend to death in cabin when he starts suspecting im a fraud* *cums*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:07 |
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:sees that the hymn for today's chapel service is "Eternal Father, Strong to Save": This is a little on the nose, don't you think?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:20 |
"don't look so titanic to me"
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:24 |
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Hmmmhmmhmhmmm I'm just going to go check on my cool car in the cargo hold of the ship, hope nobody's loving in it!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:26 |
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I'm getting too old for this poo poo
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:27 |
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according to wikipedia, the titanic's radio call sign was "MGY" which was short for "IMGAY".
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:29 |
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Jack and Rose have it all! Love, happiness, and killer dance moves! There's just one... TITANIC problem-- [record scratch] [iceberg] --Hi guys! Now, these two lovers are gonna have their world flipped, UPSIDE DOWWWN! [Rose] Jack, I know what you must be thinking. "Poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?" [music stops] [iceberg] Dang, somebody tell this ice queen to chill out! Starring Rob Schneider as The Iceberg! Welcome to... TITANIC ratedpg13nowshowinginselecttheaters [Jack] Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes. Not yet, do you understand me? [Rose] I'm so cold. [iceberg] You can say THAT again!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:39 |
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Monachos posted:Don't be glum, chums! It's party time! I'm the dolphin that makes sure everyone escapes and lives happily ever after
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:49 |
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"I'll never you let go!" ::cracks lover's frozen fingers off wooden plank & lets him go::
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:52 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:"Unsinkable?" They dead, drat it! It's Titanic! I appreciate the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt reference, SciFiDownBeat
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:57 |