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brotato
May 14, 2013
"How many quarters are in a football game?" -- a girl in my section in the high school marching band, at what was easily her 20th football game

"Atlanta is the nicest of the black cities." -- my cousin, trying to butter me up so I would get him some weed while he was in town

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brotato
May 14, 2013

Roro posted:

"No, I'm not vaccinating my child/pet, because vaccines contain autism drugs/acid/only need to be given once and then they're fine (pet exclusive response)!"

Go catch the plague.
I love the idea that legally required rabies vaccines gave my cats autism.

brotato
May 14, 2013

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I am an incredibly white white person with sensitive eyes, yet I try to go hiking in the mountains/foothills of Colorado where I live, so I do have a giant stupid old-lady straw sun hat that I wear. I know I look stupid but it helps me to exercise so I don't care.
Y'all never heard of sunglasses?

brotato
May 14, 2013

Mouse Dresser posted:

I work doing costumes for theaters, and I routinely run into young adults who don't know how to use a washing machine. Not "wait, which one is the delicates cycle?" or "should this be a cold wash or a warm one?" but they've never operated a washing machine before in their lives.

What the gently caress. Like, a washing machine basically has all the loving instructions on it. Pick a cycle, hit the giant-rear end start button. Jesus.

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