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if youre going to enlist and then get a worthless degree just go for the bad choices trifecta and marry someone you knocked up
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 06:18 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:34 |
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my calc 3 teacher years ago was white as gently caress but was also such a loving turbosperg he just wrote a bunch of things on the board, pointed and it and mumbled while fidgeting with the chalk in his hands. that he might have to actually 'teach' seemed to be beyond him.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 22:41 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I don't get the aversion to the trades. It feels good to accomplish something tangible. We portray tradesmen in TV shows as low-brow, uneducated poors. Meanwhile doctors and lawyers are hot and sexy and make a bunch of money and sleep with everyone they want. Parents want Timmy to go to college so they don't have to tell the neighbors their son is a dirty lower class worker but is a top-shelf management guy!
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 00:37 |
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People who say working hard makes you successful are wrong. Working hard just makes you tired. Working smart makes you successful. Working smart also means making other idiots work hard for you.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 18:01 |
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you cant keep getting money from people if you fail them out
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 23:02 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's like trying to train a cat to have empathy I'm guessing I'd rather do that
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2016 22:50 |
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A basic finance class so they can come to the realization of what a giant waste of money it likely was
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 02:37 |
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Justin Tyme posted:There's a STEM-heavy job fair next Tuesday and all of the major engineering firms all basically say "NO FOREIGNERS WILL BE CONSIDERED AT ALL" which is hella funny considering 1/2 of all engineering students are either Indian, Saudis, or Vietnamese. LockMart called me 3 times asking if I had reconsidered going back and finishing my AeroE degree because as a white American studying engineering and with family members who already had clearance I was The Unicorn.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 14:49 |
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psydude posted:You probably make more as an IT guy than they would ever pay you, which I'm guessing is exactly what you told them. That and I don't have to suffer under LockMart bullshit like half my family does.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 15:25 |
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gotta hit those LGBTV numbers
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 18:03 |
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My aunt has endless horror stories about graduate students that still couldn't write a loving paper to save their lives, let alone undergrads.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 05:27 |
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youre gonna be a dad now
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 16:59 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:I had a lengthy conversation with someone from an aerospace firm. He shared with me that in the next five years that there will be a massive hole created by employee attrition and competition for engineers and manufacturers. He went on to say that there simply isn't a large enough talent pool to fill every slot for every aerospace or engineering firm. Competition between corporations vying for talent is going to be dramatic. this is what they told people about petroleum engineering 10 years ago
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 03:54 |
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Soulex posted:
So really loud and easily shot down
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2016 20:08 |
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The only real thanks I can offer for yall wasting your 20s fighting pointless wars is paying for your college and hoping you're smashing out as much 20 year old rear end as humanly possible.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 17:15 |
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Yeah Ambien is just like letting a random number generator make all your decisions for the night
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 20:13 |
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well they could both be idiots it is highly likely in fact
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:51 |
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Mike-o posted:F-14 Tomcat checks out
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 19:01 |
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Christ guys you're not there to discuss linguistics you're there to plow some 21yo pussy
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 19:41 |
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