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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Teflon Don posted:

Still at community college :hellyeah:

Gonna get my rear end back to CC come April. Fell out of it but I'm gonna get my rear end going again and finally get a degree and transfer to UW or something I dunno yet. Also gonna peep butts but then it's gonna feel creepy cuz they're all 18-21 year olds.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
kill all millenials

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
i think i should do that. that would be a nice job. fixin guns all day, looking down at people in disgust when they do retarded poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
true :smith:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
SMDFTB,

Best regards.

-- a sof marine

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
No mention in that picture of veteran safe spaces or dogs to cuddle when I'm having flashbacks, triggered.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna go to professional bowler college.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
His wife killed herself you stupid gently caress.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I've been seriously considering going for a geology degree. Either that or computer sciences or some poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I've been less and less enamoured with anything to do with computers because of how many grognards are in the field, and all the stories of dealing with retard customers in one way or another. Or as yospos calls it "computer janitor". Yeah gently caress it need to start doing some job field research. Remote sensing sounds cool.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
gettin all my poo poo set up to get back to school and i've got my school email address ready to go.

quick tell me about all the free poo poo i can whore my email out for.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
it's like shoving my fat face full of food at the applebee's because i'm being thanked for my service, except my face is my email and the food is free software and junk

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Please don't use the phrase "you guys" when cussing at your professor. It's problematic.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
i really dgaf what sexuality or gender or whatever the gently caress you are, but when some probably not even old enough to drink kid says in a casual conversation with people he's never met before "i'm trans" and the other dumb kids are like "yeah that's cool" like it's some sort of conversation about what band they like or what kind of teenage clique stereotype they are.....gently caress i just cringed. he was literally saying it like "yeah i chose this to feel special, gotta let people know about it so they validate me feeling special". i really don't think he was trans in any way except saying he was. how the gently caress do i adjust to this poo poo? i'm the old man on campus with all the backwards ideas :bahgawd:

gently caress man i feel like i'm kindergarten with all these young kids running around.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Write papers about butts.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
So are there actually geology jobs where I can go camping every once in a while, look at some rocks, and drink some beer?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

Randy Marsh is a geologist.

Gonna get drunk on private land, when the cops are arresting me I'll be in my underwear shouting I WAS DOING GEOLOGY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
The Rat, what are you studying or what job do you have? Seems like you get out to the wilderness a lot and get to bring guns.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
What about running it in Windows through boot camp?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Lol @ the retard comcast cable tech telling me when he got out of the army he went to university of Phoenix and they're so good and legit bro, use your GI bill on them.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
my girlfriends cousin was a parachute rigger and then he got out and bummed around at his grandpas house. Stole a couple thousand from him, got kicked out and moved to Vegas. Apparently he just gambles all the time and lives in a poo poo area of Vegas. I kept telling her not to but she kept sending him a couple hundred dollars every month because he said he "was trying to get back on his feet". Dude has never bothered to try to get even disability from the VA for whatever reason even though he can. He just recently got beat the gently caress up and robbed of the money he had just won at a casino, along with his car. My girlfriend finally realized he'd been probably blowing the money she sent to him at the casinos.

I kept loving telling her not to send him money, and secretly I could tell he was a piece of poo poo because he just loving mooches off his family and smoked weed and acted like he had PTSD or some bullshit when he never loving deployed.

:psyduck:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
I identify as natural gas

~faaaaaarrrrrtttt~

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Zeris is cool because he gave me some good info about service dogges. I haven't gotten a dogge yet but definitely using that info when I'm ready. Thanks again dude.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
:eyepop:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
They would make you go all the way to Seattle from Idaho? What the god drat poo poo.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Grem posted:

gently caress millennials

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
First day back to college, man this poo poo is gonna be weird.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

Vasudus posted:

One of the things I had the most difficulty with at first was just how little was actually expected of me, in intro classes. My idiot lizard brain had a hell of a hard time understanding that I just had to show up for 3 whole hours in a week and maybe do two or three pages of reading. Like really, that's it? This is the super hard college life that everyone in the military said was so loving hard?

Then you see people who can't do it somehow.

I didn't think I would feel like that but I've got this dumb anxiety about getting all the poo poo I need and being ready tomorrow. Also I feel weird as gently caress being the old dude in class, but there's lots of vets here but I still feel weird around them too. Need to go home and chill the gently caress out because I'm just psyching myself out.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

NTT posted:

Burn the va to the ground

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

DaNerd posted:

loving sucks balls.

That's rape.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Yeah you guys were right, holy gently caress there's some dumb loving people in college. This one dude keeps on making dumb remarks about how he doesn't get it and it's stupid in my Pre-Algebra class because i'm a dumb dumb and need remedial classes. But he's even dumber than me, like god drat i haven't done this poo poo for 12 years and I'm picking it up quick as gently caress.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
i use mine as a thong which is also wrapped around my dick in a deathgrip so i can jack off in portashitters screaming at the top of my lungs SAFETY FIRST HOOOAAAAHHHH

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer

no because batman didn't have any pt belt on























































































or his dick out

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Can we fix it? No, it's hosed.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Are you sure they aren't enlisted?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Geology 101 is cool so far and I'm already pretty sure I'll like going camping and looking at said rocks and maybe bringing a six pack with me while getting paid to not be around people. I'm thinking I really do want to make this a career.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
So far we're just going over visual characteristics of different minerals, with a test in two weeks. Density, hardness, cleavage (lol), metallic/non-metallic, etc. We're using a little box of minerals with some glass and porcelain to test with and figure out those characteristics to help us figure out which one is which. So far I can already easily tell things like pyrite, magnetite, gypsum, graphite, galena. So essentially I'm learning basics for now.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Grimey Drawer
Holy god drat gently caress the kids in my pre-algebra class are a bunch of morons. Not "I don't get this I need help" way but a " I DONT GET IT WHY ARENT YOU DOING IT THIS CONVOLUTED DUMB WAY THAT IM DOING????? THIS IS STUPID DURRRRR"

Jfc shut the gently caress up about how you're an idiot and maybe try to understand the basic god drat child level concepts the professor is trying to teach you? Also there's like 4 other vets in my class and they're the loudest and most retarded out of anyone.

gently caress me I can't wait for higher level classes.
:shepicide:

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

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Did he drop out and come to my school? Because that dude is in my class but he doesn't have an 82nd patch. Kill all vets, nuke everything.

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