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"we need more mining power, urgh urgh urgh" - tim the toolman taylor as he buys 8 AMD video cards "dad we use ASICs now" - jonathan taylor thomas *crowd roars with laughter* "AUUURROOOGH?"
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 have you considered open source tim?
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"look son, i built you this liquid cooling cooling system with parts from a classic 1940 Ford" *beautiful chrome radiator bolted to side of computer case* "but i think we need a... little more power argh argh argh" *yanks starter cord on a 4 HP pump, the pump roars to life. hoses burst, spraying coolant all over the inside of the computer which explodes in a shower of sparks* "DAAAAADDDD!" *tim hangs his had with a sad grunt*
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*tim elbow deep in a computer, jill taylor appears at doorway in a nightie* "honey, if you're almost done, how about you come upstairs and overclock MY processor??" "arooooough!"
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jill: "honey, the kids got bad grades at school!" tim: "i knew we should have gotten them quad cores, how are they supposed to keep up with core2duos?"
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brad: "hey dad, i really like this girl at school. i was thinking of inviting her over" tim: "son, i think it's time i taught you about about erasing your browser history"
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 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DESKTOP NEEDS? MORE LINUX! UNGH UNGH UNG .... I don't think so, Tim. Visual GNUdio fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Jan 15, 2016 |
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wilson is puttering about in his backyard when a sad tim comes out the the sliding patio door. tim: "i don't know what to do, the kids want a dedicated server, but we can't afford the license costs right now." wilson: "well, you know tim, once there was a man called richard stallman, and he thought operating systems needed to be free." tim: "free? but, how did he afford to hire coders?" wilson: "well, people contributed code under a free and open license" tim: "but if people are just contributing code, how do they have any quality control?" *wilson pauses dramatically, crowd chuckles* wilson: "welll, that's a good question, tim"
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Tim: We'll be right back after a word from /bin/ford/tools
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op should learn the difference between free as in speech and free as in beer  stallman would never use the phrase "open source", immersion ruined
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Visual GNUdio posted:
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sup bros. hey i know we all got busted for coke but fyi im gonna roll on every last one of you motherfuckers in a bit to save myself a significant bid. I'm Timothy "Allen" dick
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Jonny 290 posted:sup bros. hey i know we all got busted for coke but fyi im gonna roll on every last one of you motherfuckers in a bit to save myself a significant bid. I'm Timothy "Allen" dick stfu
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good thread op. tho tbh I'm surprised someone remembers the names of anybody but tim al wilson and idk heidi? was that her name?
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Visual GNUdio posted:YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DESKTOP NEEDS? MORE LINUX! UNGH UNGH UNG
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The Management posted:
Her twitter is like 50% bitching about conservatives doing stupid things, so probably not.
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i feel like my Al Borland/Borland Turbo Pascal joke is lost on most of the audience here but i'm very proud of it so i'm going to quote myself here
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Visual GNUdio posted:i feel like my Al Borland/Borland Turbo Pascal joke is lost on most of the audience here but i'm very proud of it so i'm going to quote myself here congratulations on knowing the last name of a secondary character from a sitcom that went off the air fifteen years ago
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Sagebrush posted:congratulations on knowing the last name of a secondary character from a sitcom that went off the air fifteen years ago  i think he means the borland turbo pascal
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Visual GNUdio posted:Sponsored by /bin/ford/tools
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hmm which is more likely: that the spergs of yospos don't know about the borland products, or that they don't know the name of a sitcom character genuinely a difficult question
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Sagebrush posted:hmm which is more likely: that the spergs of yospos don't know about the borland products, or that they don't know the name of a sitcom character
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Visual GNUdio posted:i feel like my Al Borland/Borland Turbo Pascal joke is lost on most of the audience here but i'm very proud of it so i'm going to quote myself here i chuckled knowingly
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Visual GNUdio posted:Her twitter is like 50% bitching about conservatives doing stupid things, so probably not. I think she just played a republican on west wing???
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what about chome im0pement?? oh right it doesnt need any
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As a Millennial I posted:good thread op. tho tbh I'm surprised someone remembers the names of anybody but tim al wilson and idk heidi? was that her name? i won't lie i looked up the cast names  wilson and al borland tho, you never forget those
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Jonny 290 posted:sup bros. hey i know we all got busted for coke but fyi im gonna roll on every last one of you motherfuckers in a bit to save myself a significant bid. I'm Timothy "Allen" dick part of recovery is forgiveness, letting go, brah
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Jonny 290 posted:sup bros. hey i know we all got busted for coke but fyi im gonna roll on every last one of you motherfuckers in a bit to save myself a significant bid. I'm Timothy "Allen" dick I am also mad that one drug dealer rolled on some other drug dealers.
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Visual GNUdio posted:Her twitter is like 50% bitching about conservatives doing stupid things, so probably not. not even verified, shameful
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