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Mod ROLE CALL: Which mod are you?
This poll is closed.
Butt Wizard 19 5.85%
Jean Splicer 19 5.85%
A Star War Betamax 98 30.15%
Gnarly Hotep 36 11.08%
Ralp 76 23.38%
Abe 77 23.69%
Total: 325 votes
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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

a starwar betamax posted:

What is a Hellot?

They were the spartan slave/peasant class and the Spartans used to declare open season on them once a year to scare the crap out of them and thin their numbers so they wouldn't revolt

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

lots of people in that thread live in china

i think they need a safe space to talk poo poo about the place

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Fluo posted:

Na its just pretty rich you of all people to rip into Franco when you were worse

said nobody ever except you

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

(he's british)

of course he is :eyeroll:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

why don't you go eat some fish and chips and drink some tea flou, you slimeball

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

dad gay. so what posted:

he lives in a literal yoda cave in a bog

just like robin hood

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Fluo posted:

Why don't you go to prison you paedophile

I don't understand?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Whats this chap on about mates?

e:

dad gay. so what posted:

he seems mad and butthurt about something. none of my business. moving on...

O, makes sense. Nevermind flou I understand now.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

a paedophile is like a foot doctor right?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

a bone to pick posted:

its not unusual for a pedophile to call others pedophiles to throw them off his track

same goes for alcoholism, please get help flou

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Fluo posted:

Low effort 0/5, I don't have the time to be an alcoholic

You don't have to try and justify your problems to me man, i don't give a poo poo

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

drink up man it's fine, whatever

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I just remembered redshirt was a person, just lol

e:

dad gay. so what posted:

do you think i could have been a mod?
This but about me gnargnar

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Make me a mod hotep you crap bag.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

does ralp cut lose in the mod forum or is he always like he is?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

want to hear about ralps wild side

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Hogge Wild posted:

imagine a forum where everyone is like franco

the perfect forum

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I'm personally highly impressed by mensa members. Did you know Albert Einstien would have been a mensa member if he wanted to be? Also Nikola Tesla could have joined posthumously if he was alive to join.

Also Aristotle, you ever hear about him? Yeah, forget about it, he would have qualified for sure.
Alot of smart minds.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I bet margaret atwood would have been smart enough for mensa.

It's a proud history.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

whoflungpoop posted:

IQ tests ask questions which require pattern recognition and logic and not ones which require deeply uncomfortable introspection about why the test taker's existence is so devoid of genuine socialization and fulfillment that he clings to a group of mocking, derisive strangers for the semblance of interaction

*starts nodding and pulls pen out of labcoat pocket*

*ticks the "gaymo" box on manloves medical forum*

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

The Snark posted:

Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Ralp does what they feel is best for us, their children, they care- but like any Father they have to have a firm hand in punishing people who discuss or laugh at things they don't like seeing discussed or laughed at.

They care though. It's done out of love. We simply must be good, obedient children and all will be well.

Ralp Cares.

Ralp is like a father if your father carried a brief case full of shredded newspaper around the house and violently jerked his body back and forth while lecturing you on how to use spread sheets.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Ralp is like a father if your father didn't own a set of screw drivers, or a vehicle, and didn't drink

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I don't think Effectronica posts in GBS

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Applewhite posted:

You should post some quotes from the Mensa forums to show us the high level of discourse we're missing out on down here in the slums.

Sounds like a good thread idea to me Applewhite

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

social vegan posted:

sow hat do u guys wanna do now?

i'm shrugging really hard, going to keep it up for a couple hours

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