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the something awful dot com forums have detected a sudden cessation in the motion of your mouse hand, usually indicative of a stroke or drug overdose. as a precaution a squad of EMTs and DEA agents has been dispatched to your home and your facebook relationship status has been updated to "it's complicated"
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a bone to pick posted:if you go a day without posting, SA will send an automated message to all your friends and family that you have passed away. an arrangement is made with a grandmaster stonecutter, long retired to a hut on top of mt. fuji, to come out of hiding for one last assignment. you arrive at your own funeral to see a closed casket being lowered into your grave, which somehow, inexplicably, is engraved with an animated flashing 'human being' gif. your mother sees it and storms off, tossing a bouquet of carnations into a trash can
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