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Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"


Hey Goons, long time poster first time beggar.

I just thought I'd pop in and shamelessly shill for you all to come support [url=htons]my fiance and myself quitting our jobs and striking out into the great unknown that is Toronto's historic Kensington Market. [/ur

We've secured space in the little food court at 214 Augusta ave in Kensington, right behind the churros, but we need to turn to Kickstarter to help us raise some much needed funds to close the gap between where we are and where we're going. We need some extra capital, largely to buy equipment, and Kickstarter kills both the funding bird and the hype bird at once.

[url=http://imYVr]My fiance Tristen and I[/u] are gonna be serving whatever was in the market that morning and the menu will change at least weekly, but more likely some items will appear daily and others may have a few days on the board.



We're doing a soft open from March 1st through May 1st, we'll be open 6 days a week (Tues - Sun) from noon-8 and every day there will be new things to try. There will always be a lumpia or siopao, there will always be a stew-type dish (ilaga) that can be had over rice or in a roti, there will always be bbq skewers and there will always be a dessert, but the flavors and types within these categories will change fairly constantly. [url=http://ns]We are and always have been a fusion food company, and that won't change.[/l] But our dedication has always been toward furthering the exposure of Filipino techniques and flavor profiles; we introduce Caribbean flavors into everything we make, but we're not sloppy or hamfisted, our combinations serve to highlight the tastes and textures that are already integral to Filipino cuisine, not to 'w'dumb it down' for people. You won't find sisig poutines or longanisa burgers here, but watch out for jerk sisig rotis or longanisa & roasted pineapple skewers.

We're aiming to have prices land between 4 and 7 dollars for lunch combos (ilaga rotis are the top end, siopao or lumpia on their own are the low) For those of you who have had some of our food before, all your favorites will be back from time to time, along with a slew of new and exciting recipes that we can now explore with a permanent place.

Our campaign video was done by a small goon-run company that offered their services to us named Ponderdog Productions. They did a great job for us and handled a stressful and short timeline. Anyone looking for video work in Toronto would do well to consider them.

Whether of not you can afford to support us financially, a share on social media with the hashtag #RollwithTitoRons can mean just as much as a dollar, and we have rewards starting that low. On Wednesday we'll be responding to requests to have a reward that can be shipped to backers who won't be able to come in and enjoy our treats, so if you're not near Toronto but Filipino food is near your heart, we'll have something for you in the coming days!

One more shameless and naked link:

Can't wait to see a bunch of you downtown this spring and answer embarassing questions about stairs and robots and bearded necks and fingats.

Love you all ya buncha degenerates,

Yours truly,
Dr. Thomas Johnson

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Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
good luck with your hotdog stand

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I gave you ten american dollars. Enjoy the freedom bucks.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Spanish Manlove posted:

I gave you ten american dollars. Enjoy the freedom bucks.

With the way the exchange is headed this would probably fully fund us next year.

Thank you, all jokes aside it means a lot :3:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
canceling christmas and pulling from my kids college fund to support you op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Daplas Dog House

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
this could really turn the economy of canada around lets get some moderator support for this

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
op, i apologize for setting the tone of these poo poo doobie's jokes. god bless u

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Before I give anything... How do you feel about the blacks and or the gays?

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

Ill donate if we get some serious mascot discussions/promises

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Whorelord posted:

Before I give anything... How do you feel about the blacks and or the gays?

Man I almost forgot this was GBS and answered.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Gone Baptizin posted:

Ill donate if we get some serious mascot discussions/promises

The real Tito Ron is the chillest mascot possible. He's byob embodied as a man

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dr. Tommy John posted:

Man I almost forgot this was GBS and answered.

It's just because weve been burned on this before

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"
Okay, we are twenty something liberals living in a metropolitan city center in canada.

We are sensitive to and aware of systemic oppression and do our darnedest to limit the effects of my unfair privilege.

We regularly get heated about #alllivesmatter

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
how are you gonna cook up these dogs if your staring at your phone all day lmao

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
here we go again!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

how piled high would you say your fries are

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
loving millennials, don't you know the true way to prosperity is to bootstrap yourselves with a socially acceptable business, not artisanal froo froo crap but old fashioned american fast food like M.C. Doogans or Hamburger Knave

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Mr. Pumroy posted:

how piled high would you say your fries are

Were much more prone to stuffing and rolling than piling, but we can build a fine and proper pile of rice and ilaga if you're demanding to be served in pile or mound form.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Noyemi K posted:

loving millennials, don't you know the true way to prosperity is to bootstrap yourselves with a socially acceptable business, not artisanal froo froo crap but old fashioned american fast food like M.C. Doogans or Hamburger Knave

I live in the Portland of nations hth

Boko Haram
Dec 22, 2008

I'm sorry, pretty much treason for me to fund a company outside of the US. Taking away flippino job opportunities from hardworking americans.

dipple
Oct 22, 2008
I was skeptical until I scrolled down and saw a Vienna sausage on a stick with a cube of cheese.

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

So is this location you're opening in a place where wealthy urbanites just spend money or do you think changing your menu every week at the start is going to get you the consistent casual customer base you need with a niche business?

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

dipple posted:

I was skeptical until I scrolled down and saw a Vienna sausage on a stick with a cube of cheese.

That's called longanisa and your life just became richer at breakfast time.


Also that's pineapple iirc

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

If you fund this poo poo, maybe next time I'm in Toronto I'll eat your food, but I'm not loving funding you on kickstarter.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Gone Baptizin posted:

So is this location you're opening in a place where wealthy urbanites just spend money or do you think changing your menu every week at the start is going to get you the consistent casual customer base you need with a niche business?

Kensington as a neighborhood is very much our bohemian hippy area, lots of little vintage stores and places to grab ethnic street food and walk around shopping. The personality of Toronto in general gets more yuppies visiting this area than you might see in other metros, so our target mix lands somewhere in the middle. Filipino food is the up and coming trend here right now, and lots of people are looking to see what makes it unique. We think offering a changing selection will get people realizing they already like this cuisine instead of encouraging the uninitiated to latch onto whatever becomes the Filipino pho or pad Thai.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Dr. Tommy John posted:

That's called longanisa and your life just became richer at breakfast time.


Also that's pineapple iirc

But you're not sure? Some chef you are...

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Good luck to you OP, the restaurant industry is the mobile dev of food

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Saalkin posted:

If you fund this poo poo, maybe next time I'm in Toronto I'll eat your food, but I'm not loving funding you on kickstarter.

Honestly this is a totally fair sentiment, crowd funding is not an appealing concept for everyone or for every project. We feel strongly that the support is there in our fan base and thus far our response has reflected that, but I certainly can't hold anyone at fault for wanting to see whether we deserve your money.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

how me a frog posted:

But you're not sure? Some chef you are...

I'm the business manager, my fiancé is the chef.

It was pineapple; says a text I sent to make sure.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i dont think ur allowed to beg for money on the forums unless some narcissistic attention deprived mod thinks that it will get him tv interviews for discovering u

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
A real question I have is, is your kickstarter actually going to be enough for you to even open the joint

5k is not a lot to start any business and you'd be surprised how quickly that poo poo goes down the drain. What are the other fund sources for opening the place, if any. What's the cost breakdown on the (potential) KS return

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
op what experience do you have running a restaurant

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Additionally I know you're expecting an amazing performance, but if you don't have the funds to open the place and need 5,000 in internet stranger money, have you budgeted for the potentiality of not turning ANY profit at all for about 3 months to start

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

Noyemi K posted:

Relevant financial questions

You are correct, no one is starting even a simple takeout counter like this with $5k, not even in American dollars. We have received funding from traditional sources and savings, and also have used a subsidized grant program to help get things to the point where the internet stranger money can even help us. A lot more than the Kickstarter goal has been required to get this march 1st thing on track. The true issue that we hadn't foreseen is the CAD dollar-related rise of our startup expenses every day.

We've already paid for a large portion of the necessary expenses, but the equipment is getting more expensive daily and the gap between reality and comfort is widening.

Hopefully this isn't more than i should be saying! :ohdear:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

No slaw dogs, nothing piled high, and no racism = no money from me, sorry.

Dr. Tommy John
Feb 20, 2004

"Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

FrankieGoes posted:

No slaw dogs, nothing piled high, and no racism = no money from me, sorry.

We can't please everybody thankfully

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
Sounds to me like you deliberately shot low on the KS to get SOME funding even though it may not be enough to cover the rest of your startup costs. Have you consulted BFC or A/T at all about running a ristorante

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
what the gently caress?

no

go to a bank

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Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
what kind of lovely entitled generation is this. you had a job. work to save up money to open up your hot dog stand that way. wtf

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