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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Ardennes posted:

Here is what Stalin was doing at the time:

quote:

Stalin formed a Bolshevik Battle Squad which he used to try to keep Baku's warring ethnic factions apart;

Bolshevik Battle Squad needs to be the official designation of the smallest element of the antifa supersoldier army

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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Lwantsahusky/status/1274317812899741696?s=19

Oh my god she wasn't even born when the USSR was still the USSR! It's just sharing the loving geography!

having been born in the former Holy Roman Empire, let me tell you my opinions on the Habsburg claim to the duchy of Aquitaine

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Ardennes posted:

Also, Wesley Clark almost started WW3 by trying to get British forces to fire on VVD forces at the Pristina Airport.

you funniest thing about this is that the British column was literally commanded by pop sensation James Blunt


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-11753050

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

obviously stalin should have stabbed hitler back in 1913 when they were both living in Vienna

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

stalin didn’t go back in time to kill baby hitler, guess he was the real hitler all along

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Kurnugia posted:

well he did personally kill more communists than hitler

the only guy hitler personally killed was hitler, guess that’s hard to top no matter how you look at it :shrug:

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

mila kunis posted:

based on what.

he’s a trot, that alone probably puts him somewhere on the spectrum between weird sex pest and insane rape cultist

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Finicums Wake posted:

if you have a smart phone already, then wearing a watch is a bourgeois affectation.

cool how my $10 Casio is a bourgeois affectation, but the $350 pocketwatch with apps apparently isn't

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Finicums Wake posted:

if you already have the $350 pocket watch, yet choose to wear an additional watch, it is indeed a bourgeois affectation.

the need to tell the time at a glance without hauling a big plastic brick out of your pocket or wherever you're keeping it is surely a sign of bourgeois degeneracy and not at all something that happens when you perform actual labour with your hands

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

exmarx posted:

he wwas intj i believe.

actually he was РКП(б) :v:

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Serf posted:

i mean my opinion here is that if you're hostile to trans people you're not a real communist

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Hodgepodge posted:

I don't know if he's any good, but iirc Terry Eagleton is an explicitly Christian Marxist. The thread can probably render a proper verdict there.

If nothing else, his review of Richard Dawkins’ dumbshit book is pretty amazing.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

“what is to be bapped?”

-v.i. lenin

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

lollontee posted:

well thats weird as hell. i mean their website looks like some sort of a parody of a /leftypol/ newspaper and its full of articles aimed at the incel demographic. idk the great incel masses might be one of the great untapped powers of the internet proletariat, but i can see some mass psychological problems when organizing them into a party however

World Sexpest Web Site

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

James Joyce posted:

little naughty farties

pro-tier username

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

my chinese socialists told me to tell you your chinese socialists are a bunch of bougie reactionaries

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

exmarx posted:

  • a lot of normal statecraft is treated as uniquely sinister when it's done by china. e.g. hysteria over literal translation of idiomatic chinese foreign policy terms – basically yellow peril stuff

there's a corollary to this where in every (western) news piece on china they absolutely have to refer to it as "the communist dictatorship" or "the authoritarian one-party state" at least once, even if it's just a one-paragraph notice about some tech company opening a new branch in Shenzhen

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Victory Position posted:

anarchism is for babies though...

wait a second :stare:

anarkiddie diddlers

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Hilario Baldness posted:

Is that seriously a Stalin quote?

his actual poetry isn't terribly exciting but it's still way better than that

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

grifting idea: reprinting mao's "combatting liberalism" but it's designed to look like it was written by a loving chud.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

having way too much fun with this now

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

some good suggestions upthread, gonna try to crank out a couple more this weekend


chairface posted:

For real, we're past the point this would be a worthy photoshop phriday: rebrand/remarket communist literature for chuds

photoshop phriday: cspam edition would be cool, just keep it out of GBS.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

making stalin’s “the tasks of business executives” look like a lovely business bestseller would b funny

ofc that was just a speech and not a book but still



edit: went more for the "lovely economics textbook" look for some reason, lol

Comrade Koba fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Apr 10, 2021

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Hilario Baldness posted:

Do State and Revolution but have pictures of Ammon Bundy

already working on something like that


have another low-effort mao while you wait

EDIT: needs a bit more work tbh

Comrade Koba fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Apr 12, 2021

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


lmao gently caress

hope the real chen weihua doesn’t get mad about the fake quote

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

e: Wrong thread

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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war leftist factional shitflinging

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