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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You need Rain Man levels of autism to think renting friends is a logical progression or that it will work.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


euphronius posted:

Man the GOP senators are really going to do this aren't they
Have you seen American politics since Obama was elected?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Went to the gun range, shot for the first time. Glock, Beretta, and AR-15. I feel like a Real American now.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I wish people wearing backpacks after college wasn't stigmatized because they're better for your back and functionally superior to messenger bags.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Part of me wishes I was in college for this cycle.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Popular Thug Drink posted:

in-n-out is great for fast food burgers, which is a different tier level down from a chef-created burger like richard blaise or guy fieri
I've had a Richard Blais burger and it was just fine, not great.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


paranoid randroid posted:

also, carly rae jepsen? all your taste is in your loving mouth
WTF Emotion was like top 3 album last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC9aceFjhd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFMVzo9zuE

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I really, really want pink lemonade.

But I'm also trying to diet.

Decisions, decisions.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


euphronius posted:

When is the that time you thought of Ivan Lendl
I mean, if you're a tennis fan, he was Andy Murray's coach when he won the Olympics, US Open, and Wimbledon in 2012-13.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm glad I didn't succumb to my desire for pink lemonade the other day. Florida's Natural 100% juice is on sale today, including red grapefruit. :getin:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I had gummy bears for breakfast.

That was not a good idea.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


zoux posted:

if the GOP estab is this inept then the democrats must be even more inept than I thought
DWS is DNC chair so

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


zoux posted:

Tell me what DWS has done that is bad for the Democratic Party.
Got wrecked in 2012 and 2014.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


But I didn't vote for Bernie on Tuesday. :smug:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Menthols are actually good though.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Pedophilia as a medical disorder only applies to 13 year olds or younger so being attracted to 16 and 17 year olds is perfectly fine phwoar

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rollofthedice posted:

even as a joke this isn't funny

it is anti funny
There is no joke. I am engaging serious discussion about sexual deviances.

For example: bestiality. Is it bad simply because the animal is presumed unable to consent?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Aeryk posted:

anyone in the thread a freemason?
I knew someone in college who was but he didn't get up to any weird stuff.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ZenVulgarity posted:

Well yeah but never did an artsy thing as a first date before
Spoken like someone who's had sex in the last 41 months.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Has anyone used Craigslist for prostitutes? Asking for a friend.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Think I might have to break open a fresh bottle of Redemption Rye for the debate.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Aeryk posted:

Wasting booze on a Craigslist escort eh?
You joke but this is closer to the truth than you might think

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jagchosis posted:

this means he went on backpage to find one
The front desk at the motel inadvertently stopped things.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rollofthedice posted:

this is a mildly interesting 538 chart


But is the difference statistically significant?!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Berke Negri posted:

dana perino

that's a name that takes me back
Yeah but she's hot so

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I could keep this thread active 'round the clock but most of my posts are bad so :shobon:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What is prog rock even?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't get Uptown Funk

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The Warszawa posted:

what

what's not to get
i feel like i'm the only person in the world who doesn't like it

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The Warszawa posted:

well that's because it's a fun, catchy summer song
hey now, i like fun things like... craft beer and... taylor swift and...

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rollofthedice posted:

what's the best song featuring bruno mars

uptown funk has to be up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I don't even want to drink tonight because I drank last night for the debate. Ugh, being old sucks.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I know you guys will think I'm joking for Carly Rae Jepsen's album last year was really really good.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Is anyone watching the Go match? The inevitability of the computer's victory feels Trumpian.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Disinterested posted:

I must calculate whether to go out or get poo poo faced. Much is at stake.
If you have a large budget, get poo poo faced.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sinnlos posted:

There was a time in my life where I would take straight pulls of that. Now, I would just dilute the poo poo out of it.
Is it worse than Mr. Boston?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I just ate a bunch of mini brownies and cinnamon buns leftover from a party last week and now I want to kill myself.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Noctone posted:

josh lyman you got Some Problerms
We've only just scratched the surface.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm the biggest disappointment since Greg Oden.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Everything is not awesome. The Lego movie lied.

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