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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Hello, dadchat.

One of my sister's getting an abortion and my dad's being a conflicted dad about it. I just hope she doesn't find the sonogram too unpleasant.

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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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I forgot how much I missed you, dadchat.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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My dad's very tactfully decided to not breathe a word about it to our gossipy, more conservative relatives, so that's good at least

kustomkarkommando posted:

Hmm rotd stopped posting around the time the whole Bundy thing kicked off and now he's back.

Very suspicious

please, you know i'm not allowed outside of the compound

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Gravel Gravy posted:

stop this right naan

:manning:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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do not besmirch the beauty of naan with such a lovely pun

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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speaking of yeast, i made belgian-style waffles with yeast instead of baking powder

they were loving delicious

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Oct 24, 2010

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fade5 posted:

welcome back, I guess, that a hell of a thing to come back on

I guess my sister should have just told her boyfriend to baguette up

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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that was awful

i feel awful

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Oct 24, 2010

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nutranurse posted:

have you ever considered a career in advertising

no, but i've probably helped funnel dozens of dollars into the taco industry

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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kustomkarkommando posted:

that was barley a pun

goddammit kkk it's right there

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Don't cry over spelt milk

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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V. Illych L. posted:

also what on earth possessed you to make waffles with yeast

what's the point

it's fun to try new things!

and it's tasty!!

Exclamation Marx posted:

remember when you guys were all "i wonder where roll went" "i miss roll"

d'awwww :3:

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Oct 24, 2010

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Badger of Basra posted:

why don't you think up something annoying to post and then we'll pay attention to you again

If you think about it he's already one step ahead of you

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Exclamation Marx posted:

bill nye should be killed for inspiring a generation of neotenic tech guys

still grumpy about the gravitational wave news, huh

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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V. Illych L. posted:

how did you get it to rise? i've never made waffles that were not basically liquid at the point of preparation

You misunderstand

the 'dough' is still basically batter that you use a waffle maker on

it's just a different flavor, particularly with an overnight sit in the fridge

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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i want to see another poll in nevada b/c a straight tie sounds sorta crazy

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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in which fast food chain are you most likely to engage in a shootout with north koreans

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Oct 24, 2010

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nutranurse posted:

some crazy poo poo happens in waffle houses, lemme tell you

never been

sounds like a wild time

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Mecca-Benghazi posted:

hey rotd, have you eaten that taco yet? inquiring minds need to know

inquiring minds, prepare to be disappointed

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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ex machina was 2015's best science fiction movie imo

but i don't watch a lot of movies

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euphronius posted:

I hate you with the force of three Suns of gravitational waves

I...

I'm home

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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euphronius posted:

It's technically the best move of 2015

:agreed:

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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that whole first sequence of fury road up until it cuts to black nearly gave me heart palpitations

i've never seen a movie so basically exciting

Chelb
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

classical music is, if you ever needed to guess, good for playing crusader kings

I AM KING OF AFGHANISTAN

I'm trying to figure out if I should convert to Islam, Hinduism, or, intriguingly, Zoroastrianism.

is that new expansion any good

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Disinterested posted:

jag how does it feel to be the roger ebert's corpse of our times

roger ebert would've loving loved fury road

he loved all the other mad max movies

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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are there any real cool fantasy/science fiction books that came out recently

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Eventually a man and his dog is going to inspire a season of american crime, i just know it

Chelb
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the only sports anime i know about is the prince of tennis

there were episodes on the cartoon network/boomerang website, years ago

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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hey guys i made some late night sandwich bread

it's supposed to be zopf but I braided it like a retard so it's just a hunchbacked egg-milk loaf instead


Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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Jerry Manderbilt posted:

how would you put stuff like, say, walnuts and raisin in sandwich bread

I'd knead it without the filling first. Then, when shaping the loaf, incorporate in the filling by kneading/folding/etc. until you've got it the way you like it. Proof and bake as usual.

There's nothing real special to it.

Chelb fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Feb 13, 2016

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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I'm not a huge fan of raisins, but if you're baking any sort of italian dessert without involving them, you're probably doing it wrong.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

personally I would prefer to have it sliced and heated up with some butter, or maybe with some cheddar

:agreed:


nice shades, bizarro teenage keanu reeves

Chelb fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Feb 13, 2016

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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"I have found in studies that psychopaths and right wing politicians often have small penises. Right wing secret service agents are even smaller. Using thought suggestion while the patient has been stunned, I mimic their voices and tell them three times that they have a larger penis.

A man with a four-inch penis has been persuaded in this way that he has a six-inch penis, and his personality changed from that of psychopathic to normal; when I convinced him that he had a twelve-inch penis, he became nice to women and bought bottles of champagne for them, which made for a good evening."

Chelb
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every plant i touch dies a slow, miserable death

Chelb
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

the same can be said of all life rotd

i just want to grow fruit :smith:

my blueberries are doing great, until one day when their leaves turn brown and dead for no reason i can ascertain

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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why have you forsaken me, cruel mother gaia

Chelb
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i'm still hoping to buy a fig and a persimmon tree and plant them in the backyard

if i do and those die too i'll never try and grow anything ever again

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

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"my mommy Aims to Have child protective services called on her"

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Volkerball posted:

ok i could forgive you for not knowing anderson cooper, but amanpour? smh

Amanpour? It's not even raining!!!!!

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Oct 24, 2010

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Literally The Worst posted:

comic book store

drat, my money was on you being john kerry

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Badger of Basra posted:

lol this town in south texas had four of its five council members, and the city manager, indicted

which town

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