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Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Il Federale posted:

death to israel

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Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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SedanChair posted:

ahh

ahh my loving neck

Autofellatio is a bitch ain't it?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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sudo rm -rf posted:

you seem to have misspelled white genocide

Kill whitey.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Bernie is anti-Planned Parenthood?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

planned parenthood endorsed hil, he said this
which hillary people are using to claim he is anti-pp

Thank you for the explanation.

I'm starting to hate candidates' supporters more than the candidates themselves.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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zoux posted:

Like what if 2020 is worse than this

I hope Kanye tries to be the Democrats' Trump and fails worse than Tidal.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Exclamation Marx posted:

tidal is jay-z, you racist

After watching the Otis music video on edibles they might as well be the same person in my head now.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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joeburz posted:

jpg artifacts matter

Goddamnit joe stop reading my mind.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Literally The Worst posted:

pretty sure the bible has hookers, too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyRZTAmcW7c

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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LorrdErnie posted:

The Israeli population grew from 806,000 in May 15, 1948 (Independence Day) to 7.2 million at the end of 2007

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

goddamn, palestinians aim like stormtroopers

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Give Palestinians white America IMHO.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

if we wanted to kill all palestinians why are we slowly strangling gaza instead of glassing it outright

fuckin' checkmate

Palestinians and Gaza, American minorities and inner cities... hmm....

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

we don't bomb blacks as much

So what you're saying is...

Israel should flood Gaza with guns and rap music?

EDIT: And crack.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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My Imaginary GF posted:

African-Americans don't launch missiles at American communities.

Dude, have you listened to "Real Friends"?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Berke Negri posted:

i think tnc's point is that sanders is running as a wacky radical but when that radicalism runs up against issues whites in particular are adverse to all of a sudden he is more pragmatic

Even the wackiest of Berners cross the street.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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zoux posted:

She's a feminist that did a sketch about how games are misogynist and made fun of nice guys.

If pointing out a woman comedian's jokes are stolen is sexist, then what was the whole Carlos Mencia thing about? Racism?

And Dane Cook?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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joeburz posted:

i get your point but both of them were terribly unfunny so

I think I actually laughed at a Mencia joke once...

I was so young... so naive :(

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Dane Cook is to comedy as Insane Clown Posse is to music?

EDIT: Or as Abercrombie & Fitch is to cologne?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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The Warszawa posted:

amergin are you ted cruz irl

youve had that av so long it's started to confuse me

like i watch the debate and it's like psh he says that now but check uspol

I honestly have avs turned off so if it ever changed it'd take me months to notice.

Anyway no, I'm a different pasty punk bitch.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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PupsOfWar posted:

facebook linked a good article about racism in porn


i wonder if you get in trouble with production companies for speaking up like that

Wait what's "gonzo" porn? Is that like gonzo journalism but with dildos and more coke?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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PupsOfWar posted:

jeb seems like hed be a good sitcom character

"You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in this election cycle and condense it down into one day... it looks decent!"

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Venom Snake posted:

mark levin declaring war on /pol/ lmao

Wait what? I missed this.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Is it feasible in this day and age for a politician to simply boycott Twitter?

Or maybe less strict, use Twitter only for announcing stops and dates on the campaign trail?

EDIT: I asked Lindsey Graham but he just hiccuped at me and pinched my rear end.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

why would you? from what I've seen its an easy way to blast campaign messages out

Seems like it adds to the probability of gaffes. Not sure if that outweighs the benefits or not, it probably doesn't.

Also I have a feeling plenty of older voters would see that you don't "get into all that myface and spacebook and flitter" garbage and see that as a positive.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Crain posted:

Got my new glasses and contacts today.

Pretty sure I was legally blind for a few years there...

Holy crap it's a huge difference. I have depth perception again.

Just try not to stare at the leaves in trees as you're driving.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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sudo rm -rf posted:

its weird that snow is literally the only thing that forces me to defend the south

this is the hill i die on

Food.

I will always defend Southern Food.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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UberJew posted:

until you die from heart disease at an early age because of it anyway

Worth it the entire time.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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PupsOfWar posted:

ordering delivery in this weather is actually hosed up, not cool, Richmond friends

This made me irrationally angry given the poo poo I've had to walk through and clean in Denver.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Badger of Basra posted:

wow the star citizen thread sure does get a lot of posts

Why did I peek in there....

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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UberJew posted:

otoh jack o'brien and jeff gerstmann are two of the whitest and nerdiest human beings on the planet and have a big audience despite being avidly enthusiastic rap fans

in conclusion nerd is a land of contrasts

I listen to rap almost exclusively yet if you looked at my USPol comments you may think I have a noose in the tree in my back yard just in case.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyXbLuXS7zU

For those who need survival tips for snowmageddon.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Political revolution probably doesn't taste good.

Especially since it's probably vegan.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Everyone at work is wearing orange and yelling "Go Broncos!" at each other and fist-bumping and monster mashing.

They're all white and nerdy.

Help me fam.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Join in the tribal rituals of your people

My cube is decorated in Gamecock paraphernalia, I don't need nor want to participate in this orange heresy.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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:cheers:

I really need to take this 2015 football poster down though. My little sticky note tags next to each game with a big red "L" on them trigger me too often. :(

Amergin
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Literally The Worst posted:

my new hoodie was too small, i have to go up to a medium

im legitimately surprised by this

Congrats on the gains bro.

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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I'm joining a Rifts group at work.

I've never played it or any other D&D-esque RPG.

How should I prepare?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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HuffPo?

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

please rate my pet



10/10 would quarter, sprinkle with rosemary and olive oil and roast.

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Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

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I just want a harem.

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