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i mean I actually am right now and it sucks balls lots of mechanical trubs getting into the city it's been over half an hour now
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*foils Radical Islamic Terrorists*
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Jan 21, 2016 16:21
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Ride it *woo woo* come on ride the train.
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Jan 21, 2016 16:26
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where are you stuck once got delayed for an hour in the peak district in the sun, i was high as balls and it was pretty pleasant stuck outside wolverhampton when its grey and rainy is not as fun
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Jan 21, 2016 16:27
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Oh this is a seaward 850 c class engine with a block r turbo built by weyland yutani. Oh this is so exciting. Did you know that the 850 C produces over 1500 horsepower of torque upon start up. It has a top speed, heh, where applicable, of over 125 MPH? It can haul up to 200 cars with over 2,000 tons of weight attached to it. Oh man, this is just the most exciting.... Wait... What are you doing? NO NO! GET OFF OF ME! *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* ICAN'TBREATHE *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG* *PUKES*
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Jan 21, 2016 16:28
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all i know about trains is that pacers look like buses because they were made from left over bits of bus in the 80s and they suck dick
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Jan 21, 2016 16:31
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i want to live in a choo choo train
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Jan 21, 2016 16:31
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*stands up* Somebody on this train is a murderer!
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Jan 21, 2016 16:46
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i want to ride across the USA i want to spend my days in the caboose-ay i want to live want to live in a choo choo train
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Jan 21, 2016 16:54
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everybody on the crazy train
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Jan 21, 2016 17:00
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I'm going to ride your caboose, OP 
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Jan 21, 2016 17:23
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Aw poo poo I can't even have a smoke whar ever will I do? 
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Jan 21, 2016 17:25
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*farts loudly*
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*pops vanilla ices 'stop that train' cassette tape into Walkman, hangs face out window, takes primitive 'selfie' with Polaroid. Writes 'warp speed lol' in white space of developing Polaroid as an image of distorted, windblown cheeks emerges. Holy poo poo, the phrase 'lol' hasn't been invented yet, this is a time train* 
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Jan 21, 2016 17:29
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*faints*
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all aboard the snowpiercer rear-cabin daily commute express choo choo!
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Jan 21, 2016 18:25
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I was stuck on a train from Ansbach to Paris for like four hours next to this old loving French dude and I could smell his balls
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:*foils Radical Islamic Terrorists* *fumbles around trying to load an AK, very loudly in the bathroom* Kitsunegari posted:I was stuck on a train from Ansbach to Paris for like four hours next to this old loving French dude and I could smell his balls nice of him to allow you that privilege, did you ask before you leaned over or did you just force the issue knowing he was a sub?
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Jan 21, 2016 18:41
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reenact the plot of Chapter 6 in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, objectively the greatest game ever made
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Jan 21, 2016 18:49
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im on a train too op
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Jan 21, 2016 19:10
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wheres the drinkin car
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Jan 21, 2016 19:12
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op ur too fat to get off the train lmbo
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Jan 21, 2016 19:23
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sounds like somebody lives in the jewel of the midwest, the city of broad shoulders, the windy city as some call it. enjoy your commute. shoulda took the bus
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Jan 21, 2016 19:47
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its discovery zone for my autism, set up the birthday room!!
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Jan 21, 2016 19:48
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VendaGoat posted:Did you know that the 850 C produces over 1500 horsepower of torque upon start up. You can't have horsepower of torque any more than you can have liters of kilograms.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:07
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I sure do appreciate my municipality's public transit system. Don't you agree fellow passenger who is gay and hitting on me and I don't realize it? this one's a true story.
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Jan 21, 2016 20:11
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ikanreed posted:I sure do appreciate my municipality's public transit system. Don't you agree fellow passenger who is gay and hitting on me and I don't realize it? itt we are getting sucked on a train
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Jan 21, 2016 20:11
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No. 6 posted:You can't have horsepower of torque any more than you can have liters of kilograms.  Did you read that post?
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Jan 21, 2016 20:17
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VikingSkull posted:*fumbles around trying to load an AK, very loudly in the bathroom* Consent was exchanged through extended flirtatious eye contact
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Jan 21, 2016 20:37
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everybody think of riddles to ask the train so that 8 years from now stephen king can take a giant poo poo on our until-now decent storyline
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Jan 21, 2016 21:05
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its a bullet train!
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XMNN posted:all i know about trains is that pacers look like buses because they were made from left over bits of bus in the 80s and they suck dick Don't pretend you don't like that sweet sweet nodding donkey action. I work on the trains so technically my entire life is me stuck on a train until I die.
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Jan 21, 2016 21:15
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Everyday on my commute I pray for a fatal derailment to end my suffering.
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Jan 21, 2016 21:34
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I like it when you're crushed up against the door window while your train is delayed outside a station and there's another train right next to yours that's also delayed with a parallel train version of you crushed up against the door window in the other train and you have no choice but to stare at each other for twenty minutes, only a few feet away from one another but trapped in different worlds
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Jan 21, 2016 21:40
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If you ever consider going cross-country on Amtrak, don't.
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Jan 21, 2016 23:50
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i'm time traveling jake gyllenhaal in that lovely movie directed by david bowie's son.
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Jan 22, 2016 00:15
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I did a 1000 mile trip on Amtrak once, on the nice train with a real dining car and a lounge car. I feel like I could have gotten some train strange if I had made an effort.
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Maoist Pussy posted:I did a 1000 mile trip on Amtrak once, on the nice train with a real dining car and a lounge car. I feel like I could have gotten some train strange if I had made an effort. train strange sounds legit what would you call it though like being in the foot high club?
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On the bullet train I whip out my junk and start playing checkers against it. I stick a checker partway in the hole and let it fall where it may. I'm losing but winning as well in the real game, life
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