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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Can we just have a sitcom of Sarah, Snart and Rory being roommates? She's a vigilante superhero, they're career criminals, wackiness ensues!

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Four Score posted:

the whole thing with the Lances is striking me as even weirder than Stein being a pro date rapist or the eternally cringeworthy Hawkship now with Hawkbaby

What's at all weird about Sarah Lance? She's just like any other girl that slept with her sister's boyfriend and died on a yacht during a seastorm except no she didn't, she actually survived and was rescued by a mad scientist who turned her into his torturer until she was rescued by the boyfriend and died on a sinking freighter except no she didn't, she actually survived and was rescued by a lesbian ninja who took her to her immortal father who trained her to become a ninja while she fell in love with the lesbian ninja and then went back to her home city and told everyone she was alive and died by being shot with an arrow by her sister's now ex-boyfriend's little sister who had been roofied by her father which inspired her own sister to become a superhero and she was actually dead this time except she was saved by her sister who threw her in a magic resurrection pool and then by a British magician who brought her soul back and now she's travelling through time.

See? This is all perfectly normal.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

I would very much like it if every episode starts with them getting a new hawkman only for the episode to end with him dying.

Oh my God, you killed Carter!

You bastards!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

oh god that Snart line in the LoT preview :stare:

After he says that line Wentworth Miller should just look at the camera and smirk

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Four Score posted:

I think the Flash has more than enough Jays

They've got enough Jays to last for Jays

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I would watch the gently caress out of a show about Sara Lance travelling through time liberating/seducing women

The show really needs to quit with the random Chronos attacks. It's like Benny Hill.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's 1455 and the Time Swallow has landed to escape pursuit from Chronos. A misplaced comment from Rip starts the War of the Roses. Ray trips over a horse.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The year is 1860 BC. Rip brings the team to the Siege of Troy where Vandal Savage is leading a Greek mutiny. Snart and Rory spend an evening drinking wine with Hector. Sarah makes out with Aphrodite.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The team travels to 2023 to prevent nuclear war between Russia and Canada but when Martin accidentally makes moose an extinct species hard decisions must be made. Ray befriends Vladimir Putin. Kendra starts a knitting circle.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The Time Gazelle gets stuck in a black hole, extending time and space beyond existence. Snart and Stein fight to save the team with by combining astrophysics with theatricality. Sarah makes out with herself. Ray is replaced with a tree stump.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
It's 2016 and the Time Plunger lands on the WB Studios where the writers of Legends of Tomorrow are struggling to write the season finale. Jax is cast as a naturally gifted black athlete. Vandal Savage starts an Ollicity tumblr. Sarah makes out with Caity Lotz.

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