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The good ol' US of A
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america love it or leave it
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Jan 22, 2016 14:12
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Back to Back World War Champs
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Jan 22, 2016 15:05
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Good morning fellow Americans., Great morning here in the good ol' US of A
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Jan 22, 2016 15:40
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I woke up this morning, opened my front door and took a big ol whiff of freedom.
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Jan 22, 2016 15:44
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There ain't no doubt I love this land
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Jan 22, 2016 15:46
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Oh say can you see
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Jan 22, 2016 15:46
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so at other boot camps in the land of freedom did they have some gay ceremony prior to graduation after you completed a big obstacle course or whatever where they give you a new ball cap and everyone stands at attention while god bless the usa plays and half the recruits start crying?
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Jan 22, 2016 15:49
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Mr. Nice! posted:so at other boot camps in the land of freedom did they have some gay ceremony prior to graduation after you completed a big obstacle course or whatever where they give you a new ball cap and everyone stands at attention while god bless the usa plays and half the recruits start crying? No, but we did have a bunch of dudes break down the first Sunday they had us all go to church. I went to mass which had almost no fanfare at all, just a bunch of recruits saying the Lord's prayer and eating crackers then hearing some Spanish LCpl sing some hymn I'd never heard before. But we came out and all the one's who went to the non-denominational protestant poo poo were all teary eyed from lovely Christian rock power ballads
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Jan 22, 2016 16:14
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Booblord Zagats posted:No, but we did have a bunch of dudes break down the first Sunday they had us all go to church. I went to mass which had almost no fanfare at all, just a bunch of recruits saying the Lord's prayer and eating crackers then hearing some Spanish LCpl sing some hymn I'd never heard before. But we came out and all the one's who went to the non-denominational protestant poo poo were all teary eyed from lovely Christian rock power ballads There any Jews?
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Jan 22, 2016 16:22
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Booblord Zagats posted:No, but we did have a bunch of dudes break down the first Sunday they had us all go to church. I went to mass which had almost no fanfare at all, just a bunch of recruits saying the Lord's prayer and eating crackers then hearing some Spanish LCpl sing some hymn I'd never heard before. But we came out and all the one's who went to the non-denominational protestant poo poo were all teary eyed from lovely Christian rock power ballads They made us watch clips of The Patriot when I went. It was awful. That and that terrible Toby Keith song about a boot in your rear end or whatever.
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Jan 22, 2016 16:24
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I don't know what they do after the current iteration of battlestations at navy bootcamp these days, but back in the day when we used to have to run around base all night singing cadence (except along the stretch of the base that neighbors some land oprah owns or something) they stack you all in a room the next morning, take away your recruit ballcap, and give you that says navy on it while patriotic music plays.
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Jan 22, 2016 16:27
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gfanikf posted:There any Jews? Not in my platoon, but all the Jews, Buddists and Muslims had was an unsupervised prayer time in the classrooms near the Chaplain's office or they could just read the newspaper next to their rack while the rest of us were gone. I became a rack reader after week 4
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Jan 22, 2016 16:49
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Jan 22, 2016 17:06
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We had a lame ceremony the day before graduation where they gave each of us a coin, and they stopped calling us trainees and started calling us airmen. Re: crying. The first Sunday of basic, we went to the chapel for the religious services briefing. I was amazed by how many dudes broke down when they made us watch the.music video for Letters From War. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuvbBwsMTgI Phone posting with a browser, so I don't know if this link works.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:16
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I went to the church the first day and fell asleep. After that I stayed in the barracks and slept. G*d bless 
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Jan 22, 2016 17:17
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Booblord Zagats posted:Not in my platoon, but all the Jews, Buddists and Muslims had was an unsupervised prayer time in the classrooms near the Chaplain's office or they could just read the newspaper next to their rack while the rest of us were gone.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:28
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on our 20-30k *dont remember because its been nearly 10 years* ruck back from our 5 day FTX at cav scout OSUT, as we hit the barracks area in the middle of the lawn they had set up an area where the Troop Co. was standing on some small stage but they had two loudspeakers blasting "For Those About to Rock". It was super gay and a majority of people were excited because we were done with training and ready to graduate, and the music symbolized being done with that god awful ruck. After that we had a bunch of civilians meet with us and be all patriotic and poo poo but were merely trying to figure out if we had drill sergeants beating us, since we had one who got relieved of his command for choking out a kid...Briefly. And I think within the regiment some dude ended up with a broken bone at the expense of a drill sergeant. Aside from that, america is loving awesome and gently caress the haters we're gonna keep making sick rear end music with dank beats and awesome bass drops so if you don't like it suck my freedom shooting dick from behind.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:29
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If you didn't spend what little "free" time you had on Sundays dreaming up lists of foods with the dudes in your bay, then what the gently caress kind of basic did you have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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Jan 22, 2016 17:58
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America washes its eggs like this. Europe washes its eggs like...they don't even wash their eggs, man. You buy that egg with poo poo on the shell. poo poo. On the shell.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:59
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Several retards in my class rose to attention when the Tops In Blue guy started singing "Proud to be an American" like it was the national anthem or some poo poo. I guess if you're white and from Mississippi, it's that or "Dixieland."
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Jan 22, 2016 20:56
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The most "'MURICA" thing we did in basic was when they gave us our dogtags at the end of BEAST "play a soldier" week. They got us in formation in full fuckin' battle rattle, and when we about- faced they'd lowered a fuckoff huge flag, started playing some random FUCKIN AMERICA YEEHAW country song and all the Sgts came out in front of the flag like we were re-enacting that scene from Patton after that I sure did love my country, yessir
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Jan 22, 2016 21:21
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when we got back to our squadron they made us give our dogtags back until we graduated
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Jan 22, 2016 21:22
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Basic training stories are the coolest.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:26
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Haha yeah, basic training stories ftw. Can't wait to hear all about those wacky drill sergeants.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:27
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And THEN we had to do SO MANY PUSHUPS that the walls BLED.
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Jan 22, 2016 21:43
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you guys don't understand, I saved an entire platoon from heat stroke and was awarded a silver star with V device for my courageous acts of valor in basic. So many heat casualties *1000 mile stare*
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Jan 22, 2016 21:44
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and then everybody clapped
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Jan 22, 2016 22:22
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And that drill sergeant...was Albert Einstein!
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Jan 22, 2016 22:28
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In boot I stood look out while my rack mate took an upper decker in another platoon's DI hut
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Jan 22, 2016 22:34
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Jan 22, 2016 22:49
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I went to church for like the first 2 weeks in bootcamp, then some weird evangelical people showed up and wanted us to fill out some questionnaire about how we found god or some poo poo. Creeped me the gently caress out, so I never went again. Then I just spent my sunday mornings
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Jan 22, 2016 22:55
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How did this turn in to the dumb basic stories thread? There was so much potential.
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Jan 22, 2016 23:02
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prolly a buncha big city liberals if you ask me
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Jan 22, 2016 23:18
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blame meowlins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J1ctr877qs 
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Jan 22, 2016 23:40
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*rams barricaded door loudly* *tosses an m80 after it* I'm sure that confused them, gj man lol. Goddamn I love that video. e- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bLWYkULbuk <---- when you see it you'll crack up
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Jan 23, 2016 00:17
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Not enough civcas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
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Jan 23, 2016 00:39
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gently caress you we kill who we want, we're America. Bitches.
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Jan 23, 2016 00:45
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This thread is giving me such hard freedom boners, I hope a bald eagle lands on all 3 inches of this rock hard 'merica boner.
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Jan 23, 2016 00:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeoHcB9_wss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9U2tnMhsk Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jan 23, 2016 |
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