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facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Penny's...ON THE DOLLAR

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 20:25

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:25

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Heath posted:

On a porch in Reform, Alabama.

"Wayne and Tasha keep talkin' about these frogs, or froggers, or somethin' and I'm gettin' worried."

"Frogger? I played the hell outta that one at Jack's Bar before that retard Arlo DuPree knocked it over onto the owner's son."

"No, idjit, not the game. Wayne's actin' kinda... Off-color. Him and Tasha both. Ravin' all the time about bein' harassed. Then 'e closes up that hot dog stand what he jus' open. Says business was good, but he's all closed up now. Jus' like that."

"Let me tell you a thing or two about Wayne Robinson. I went to school wit'im and he had all the brains and the work ethic of a horse. Well, maybe not the work ethic, but 'e had intuition, y'know? Like a tiger. He didn't give no hot cat poo poo about whether the odds were against 'im. I admired 'im fer it."

"Did you ever eat at his shack?"

"gently caress no. Do you think they're real, though?"

"What?"

"The froggers."

A croak in the distance. Both men sit in silence for what feels like a long time.

Are you Stephen King irl?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 02:10

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Last Buffalo posted:

Was there ever a direct reason that people always said Doobie was into Meth or other hard drugs, or did that just seem like the most plausible explanation for the callout raps?

I think whoever that was that posed as Doobie in the something sensitive thread said he had a meth problem when he was younger. This was the same "Doobie" who claimed he had a gay daughter in a relationship with a black lady and that 'Henry ford didn't use spreadsheets', so it should be taken with a grain of salt.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 20:08

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

We should kickstart a Doobie movie

Also is anyone friends with doob's or Tasha on fb? I see screenshots of their personal fb pages from time to time. Not that I would advocate such poop touching but I'm curious

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 05:26

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Maybe Doobie is back on meth?

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 17:12

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Mayoer of reform nice and sloppy. Eat it with a fork

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 20:50

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

It's funny because because Doobie is a grown rear end man responding to trolling that usually only pisses of insecure teenagers just getting into the internet.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 19:39

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Do you guys think Doobie likes Nazis?

Doob, if you see this, tweet us your opinion on the Third Reich

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 22:41

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Yeah it is liable. He's liable to not get me a loving frog dog

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 16:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 18:25

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Doobie perhaps you are the queer

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 05:59

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