simplefish posted:

Weirdo queer frogger,
Y'all're penny's on the dollar
Reform, Alabama holler!
Black lady hackers attackin the dog shack,
That shits whack, these dogs bite back!
Each and every frogger backer
Walking round calling me a cracker,
Talking smack bout my girl tasha,
Gonna StartKickin and smash ya!

Something awful online, on there y'all lied somethin awful - sayin I din't keep my side?
Frogger come a calling and we will ride,
load up my pistol, and my truck, roll tide
Don' make out like you know what we're all about
We're ridin' southern style, if you don't like it GET OUT
I'm not racist just proud of mah heritage
Unlike the fags tryna subvert straight marriage
If it ain't wrong your boss won't mind,
But it's clear sin if you expect him to hate your kind.

Forget your vendetta against the vent hood
Invented stories all up to no good,
Spewing spurious liable, ok, well now that you vented
Go back home to your monkey daddy in your bent hood
Stalking me from out your basement
Move out and learn what its like to pay rent
Pack your poo poo, say goodbye to your single parent
It dont matter where you go, its the funeral shack once you're spent

Cancel Christmas, youre on the naughy list
Slawdawgs so good you dont drserve this
Jobless nerds of the internet
Work hard, self start, see you get what you get
Go and cry to socialism
For your failures as a human being
Frogger lookin green, I see your envy,
Build your own business, stop relying on charity
You're jealous that Obummer won't ever let you be
The bossman, the businessman,
Doob-i-E

For more than one hour, almost every day
Open shop, workin hard, the American way.
Drive yall away, you know where you stand
no frogdog, no concessions Y'all leave empty handed
Sure wouldn't want to be them gay frogs
Up against these Doobie's hotdogs.