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Who do you want to win the Super Bowl
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Manning 128 17.85%
Newton 384 53.56%
Meteor 83 11.58%
*snort* ahem, I won't be partaking in your SUPERB OWL, i will be watchin league and esports instead *snort* 122 17.02%
Total: 572 votes
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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Thomas mutherfucking Davis playing with a broken drat arm. Terminator style.

Also we gotta get Jared Allen a loving ring.

Go Thundercats.

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Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

And apparently he hasn't spent a cent of his NFL money. Retiring after 9 years with $50M sounds pretty smart tbh.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

TubeStank posted:

https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/696358103961505792

marshawn done

also my friends please hope that the score of this game at the end of each quarter has ends in 0 and 0 whether it be 0-0 or 10-0 etc because then i will make $250 per quarter

This is great news. His body is ready to retire, he wants to retire, and this frees up a lot of cap space for Seattle.

Good all around.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This is great news. His body is ready to retire, he wants to retire, and this frees up a lot of cap space for Seattle.

Good all around.

Yeah agree. It helps that Rawls looks really, really good.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Forever_Peace posted:

Yeah agree. It helps that Rawls looks really, really good.

See you at SB 51 friend :hawksin:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Who wants to watch the best part of the pregame, the NFL Films year in review

Or the kitten bowl

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Thanks for all the awesome runs/TDs Beef :unsmith:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Someone make a decent GDT. It is time.

My body is ready.

Also the annual Puppy Bowl thread.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Manoueverable posted:

Thanks for all the awesome runs/TDs/crotch grabs Beef :unsmith:

01-08-2011, never forget (unless you're a Saints fan I guess)

Destoration
Apr 30, 2012
My meat is nearly ready (to cook for several hours till it's falling apart tender).

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I always forget tff thinks some random death metal band should play halftime for the lulz rather than actual talent perform.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I always forget tff thinks some random death metal band should play halftime for the lulz rather than actual talent perform.

I just want Missy back again.

Or even just swap two acts tonight, have Coldplay do the anthem and have Lady Gaga at half time.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I always forget tff thinks some random death metal band should play halftime for the lulz rather than actual talent perform.

no the most popular suggestions are Explosions in the Sky and Weird Al

but the correctest suggestion is AC/DC

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I always forget tff thinks some random death metal band should play halftime for the lulz rather than actual talent perform.

tff wants Prince every year because tff is obsessed with dicks

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Prince half time show all years

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

tff wants Prince every year because tff is obsessed with dicks

Why would you be against a Prince half time show

it'd be amazing and you know it


Harlock posted:

Prince half time show all years

:hf:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Why would you be against a Prince half time show

it'd be amazing and you know it


:hf:

because i don't care about the halftime show

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Ehud posted:

no the most popular suggestions are Explosions in the Sky and Katy Perry

but the correctest suggestion is AC/DC

AC/DC would kill it. :megadeath:

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Southern University Marching Band for Halftime Show

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Alaois posted:

Southern University vs. Grambling Marching Band for Halftime Show

The NFL did gently caress up by not picking Slayer though. Name recognition, new album, from the Bay Area, football fans, IS loving SLAYER.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
This Bears / Ditka / McMahon piece on ESPN is great. Oh duh it's a 30 for 30

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I just want Missy back again.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

I just want Missy back again.

Or even just swap two acts tonight, have Coldplay do the anthem and have Lady Gaga at half time.

:yeah:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Ehud posted:

no the most popular suggestions are Explosions in the Sky and Weird Al

but the correctest suggestion is AC/DC

did anyone mention gwar

do they still exist after brockie's death

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

whypick1 posted:

The NFL did gently caress up by not picking Slayer though. Name recognition, new album, from the Bay Area, football fans, IS loving SLAYER.

Is this a serious post?

I'm so glad that I continued loving metal while being able to abandon my high school metalhead mentality.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

did anyone mention gwar

do they still exist after brockie's death

Yes. They are now fronted by Blothar, who was once Beefcake the Mighty. I got to interview him. It was strange.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Dilbert As gently caress posted:

Panthers 42 broncos 17


Cam all day

Dilb. My man. You are correct on this glorious day.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The only way Carolina gets a ton of points like that is if Manning and the offense have a completely atrocious day. Like a rerun of the Seattle Superbowl. Even the best defenses poo poo the bed now and then but I doubt they will do that.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Kawalimus posted:

The only way Carolina gets a ton of points like that is if Manning and the offense have a completely atrocious day

he is the second worst qb to start a super bowl so it's not out of the question.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Marshawn isn't a hall of famer, Seahawks fans

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I forget didn't Lynch suck in Buffalo?

Also TO getting snubbed smh.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
It'll be closer than some of these blowout predictions, especially if the Panthers get their usual 2nd-half ennui again. I still give the edge to the Panthers, but they win within 10 points.

Be sure to quote me when I'm inevitably wrong

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kawalimus posted:

The only way Carolina gets a ton of points like that is if Manning and the offense have a completely atrocious day. Like a rerun of the Seattle Superbowl. Even the best defenses poo poo the bed now and then but I doubt they will do that.

Manning will be terrible today, as is his destiny. 16/40 189 with 3 picks and 2 TDs.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Ross Angeles posted:

Marshawn isn't a hall of famer, Seahawks fans

He was really cool to watch and took them to the playoffs a bunch. It was fun.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ross Angeles posted:

Marshawn isn't a hall of famer, Seahawks fans

To be a hall of fame running back you basically have to retire at 35 and be crippled by 38 so its probably a positive that he isn't.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

A Man and his dog posted:

I forget didn't Lynch suck in Buffalo?

Also TO getting snubbed smh.

Stuck in an offense that had way too many quality rbs to stick out. He did that amazing Kenny mayne segment though

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Ross Angeles posted:

Marshawn isn't a hall of famer, Seahawks fans

Yeah, probably not, and that's kind of a shame, but if he's done then he's done.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

warcrimes posted:

Really? I guess that 24-0 lead the Patriots had didn't happen?

It didn't.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
a prefect tuesday for the uberball caam newting gonna piss bulls to patton mannon but eli contraception tuckdowns many cj andersson panthos got team but brockers got players cause win not losing so ra ra fite nite 2K10 gah bless

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I predict Cam breaking Kurt Warners passing record from Super Bowl 36.

And Peyton will throw 3 picks.

You heard it here first.

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