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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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:eonwe: Welcome to the chill EVE thread! Stay Calm and Just Post. :eonwe:

this is not the be an rear end in a top hat thread and link the rear end in a top hat thread.



im an idiot - dabigredboat

Eve Online - Join Goons in The Shitperium

this is the paragraph where we jerk each other off about how goony we are



What is Eve Online?

a quote - a dead guy

First of all, watch this video. Seriously trust me, it's worth it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DoUIoSPh6w

That's Eve. That's real players playing the game, recorded during actual fights. How could that not be fun?


Why Play Eve?

free kimsemus – eonwe

you shouldn't


New Players: Why Join Goonswarm?

i like doxxing people - goon leaders

join us to have a background check run on you

Veterans: Why Come Back to Eve?

another quote? – really?

come back if you have nothing good going on in your life



"I Tried Eve Before: It Was Too Hard…"

its a bad game – is why

it never got any better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVjdQEh3go0

How to Join Goons

don't

Just be sure to remember:

free kimsemus

eonwe fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Apr 26, 2016

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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FAQ

Ok, I'm not a J4G, I want into Goonwaffe. Now what?

don't
Are you Vacationed and want to come back to GoonWaffe?? (This means your forum group says Vacationer on GF.com)

don't

Against All The Odds I'm In Now What?
quit

Any Other Advice?
stop playing

I'm having trouble with the registration process!
you're lucky

That OP was too long and self-indulgent. Where do I get the client?

starcitizen.com



Is there a minimum skill points or character age requirement?

who cares

Whoah all that winning and big fleets and stuff sounds like, well, pressure man...

Introducing...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

i didnt read this last paragraph but im replacing it here

eonwe fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jan 25, 2016

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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first

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
hey new thread, whatsup

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hi new thread.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


eve online? that game is soooo last year

koreban
Apr 4, 2008

I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p. . .player hatin'.
Fun Shoe
Factcheck: it's 2016.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
first

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

koreban posted:

Factcheck: it's 2016.

mmm truth, seems like you gotta shut the thread down :sweatdrop:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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updated OP

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

vyst posted:

I thought the whole Harry Potter experience was really well done. I think my favorite ride was The Mummy or the rip rock Rollercoaster thing.

Oh yeah I remember The Mummy ride. That was pretty great honestly, I should rewatch those movies.

I should check out the Harry Potter thing next time I'm there, although I know next to nothing about those movies.

koreban
Apr 4, 2008

I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p. . .player hatin'.
Fun Shoe

Blazing Zero posted:

mmm truth, seems like you gotta shut the thread down :sweatdrop:

I have faith that the games mods will take the appropriate action.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Eonwe posted:

updated OP

:eyepop:

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
the new and improved op told me everything i needed to know, thanks

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

DaBigRedBoat [10:45 PM]
he does this

[10:46]
with every game

[10:46]
if he doesn't own the game thread, he does whatever he can to get it removed

You monster Eonwe.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
im ready to game

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
paging Zasze: im thinking about playing eve if bos will have me. please get platinum and or put a message in a bottle and flush it down the commode tia

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Unfunny Poster posted:

You monster Eonwe.

lmao

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal
I'm posting in a great thread made by Dear OP Leader Eonwe. :toot:

kaempfer0080
Aug 22, 2011


Certified Weeb

I was thinking about playing EVE again and then I read this OP. Launcher updating!

schwaboy
Jul 19, 2004
Uncle Nuts
Is this where the cool kids hang out?

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
good thread op

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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schwaboy posted:

Is this where the cool kids hang out?

sure

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
i mean that in a completely serious way

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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bonewitch posted:

good thread op

thank you.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

schwaboy posted:

Is this where the cool kids hang out?

you could say were 20% cooler

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...
Good OP

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
i've had issues with the previous goon guild and got blacklisted for some dumb reason. will this new thread change this?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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avatarinwin posted:

i've had issues with the previous goon guild and got blacklisted for some dumb reason. will this new one be accepting?

sure, register at starcitizen.com

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Blazing Zero posted:

you could say were 20% cooler

asymptotically approaching 100%

a lil' math joke for you ha ha ha

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

avatarinwin posted:

i've had issues with the previous goon guild and got blacklisted for some dumb reason. will this new thread change this?

probably not but who cares

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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Haquer posted:

asymptotically approaching 100%

a lil' math joke for you ha ha ha

heh

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
wow, what a video game!

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
btw if you post in here, youre blacklisted

- some director or something idk

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Blazing Zero posted:

btw if you post in here, youre blacklisted

- some director or something idk

22:55:28 : Haquer: !who EnderCapitalG
22:55:30 .: TBot: EnderCapitalG [-6.33][2374, 111](last active 2 years ago) {6 years ago} - Caldari Provisions (2 years ago)


hm ok

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Blazing Zero posted:

btw if you post in here, youre blacklisted

- some director or something idk

rip

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I posted this in the Star Citizen thread, these are pretty good.

quote:

The Woodchuck® Winter Chill Snickerdoodle

The Woodchuck® Winter Chill Snickerdoodle cookie is baked with one of our unique seasonals. Winter Chill is aged with French and American oak and finished with a touch of vanilla. Added to the makings of a Snickerdoodle delight, the cider adds its own sweet spin on the traditional dessert. Ready to test it out? Here’s the recipe for our Woodchuck Winter Chill Snickerdoodle!

The Woodchuck Winter Cider Snickerdoodle

Recipe yields 10-12 cookies (depending on how big you make them!)

Ingredients:

1 1/4 cup of Woodchuck® Limited Release Winter Cider
1/2 cup of sugar
1/4 cup of brown sugar
1/2 cup of unsalted butter
1/2 cup of shortening
1 egg
1 1/2 cup of flour
1 tsp. of cream of tartar
1/2 tsp. of baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tbsp. cinnamon
3 tbsp. sugar
Recipe:

Preheat the oven to 350° F.

Pour the Woodchuck Winter cider into a saucepan, and bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook down until the cider is syrupy. This process should take about 10 minutes. Once the cider has boiled down to about several tablespoons, set aside and bring to room temperature.

In a separate bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, sugar, butter, and shortening until fluffy. Once the cider is ready, add the boiled cider and egg to the mixture, and continue to whisk.

In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, cream of tartar, baking soda, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the whisked mixture and continue to stir until it forms a fluffy dough.

In a small bowl, sift together the 3 tbsp. of sugar, and the 1/2 tbsp. of cinnamon. Take the dough, and roll into balls about 1 ˝ inches thick. Take the dough balls, and roll them in the sugar/cinnamon mixture until the exterior of the dough is coated. Place on an ungreased baking sheet.

Bake the cookies for about 12 minutes, or until light golden brown. When the cookies have finished baking, they will still appear dough-like towards the center, but will firm as they cool! Take the cookies out of the oven, and let cool.

Pour your glass of milk, heat up that hot cocoa (or again… hot cider!), take a seat beside the fire and get ready to dunk!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



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You guys owe it to yourselves to watch the video on the first post

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Unfunny Poster posted:

I posted this in the Star Citizen thread, these are pretty good.

that looks real tasty, thanks for sharing. i wonder if any cider would work

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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blazing Zero posted:

that looks real tasty, thanks for sharing. i wonder if any cider would work

I don't know, but it'd be really neat to find out! :sun:

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