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now that's what I call lomarf
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no they will not posted: A Geologist and a computer engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Geologist leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Geologist persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lotta fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The Geologist now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Geologist asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?" The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Geologist. Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Geologist, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Geologist looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers -- all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Geologist is more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks, "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, removes a tiny computer, kisses it three times, puts it back into his wallet, and goes back to sleep, the Geologist and his game long forgotten.
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Jan 29, 2016 00:08
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Silver Alicorn posted:now that's what I call lomarf
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Jan 29, 2016 04:56
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Silver Alicorn posted:now that's what I call lomarf
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Jan 29, 2016 08:44
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Jan 29, 2016 10:58
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 ahah social justice wizard
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amberpos (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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so is the wizard making excuses for why it's totally okay to inconvenience everyone else attending the birthday tea or was that picture taken by the server because it doesn't loving matter what time you arrive at your birthday party for 1 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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