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Who will do best and win the Iowa Caucus thanks to this "town hall"?
Secretary of State Hitlery KKKLinton
Ex-Governor of Baltimore MOM
Noted White Supremacist Bernard Sandards
Orange Baboonic id of Middle America Donald Trump
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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Bernie is good imho

no

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Bernie is good imho

Extremely.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Mods?

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
raise my taxes bernie daddy

GrizzlyCow
May 30, 2011
I'm glad Bernie Sanders is being pushed on his healthcare "plan".

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

YOU'RE GONNA RAISE TAXES THO AMIRITE? - moderator

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I cant believe this has to be explained so much to Americans. God we are stupid. Hey newsflash public funded healthcare and college costs a lot. Everyones taxes will have to go up on everyone. Its still worth it and beats paying too much to private insurance companies.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




As it turns out, as an op I don't get to ban shitheads :(

It's my first thread, I'm still learnin poo poo.

Either way, Bernie layin' down some hot fiyah facts n poo poo

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Yes, we will raise taxes. Yes, we will.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Concerned Citizen posted:

Yes, we will raise taxes. Yes, we will.

don't worry bernie will only raise in on the rich and not you you are suppose to believe that

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mods and Ik have been kind recently (like last couple of days)
thats change I can believe in

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Is it true that Bernie doesn't care about black people?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

arbybaconator posted:

YOU'RE GONNA RAISE TAXES THO AMIRITE? - moderator
oh god the moderator loving sucks

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
ack Bernie would probably increase his poll ratings by 5% just by sitting up straight instead of looking like a turtle

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
What if I'm rich in family? Will he tax my abuela?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



B B posted:

Is it true that Bernie doesn't care about black people?

He in fact does

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

B B posted:

Is it true that Bernie doesn't care about black people?

sure

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Bernie: Big Government is a good thing, Cuomo you dumb rear end in a top hat

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

memy posted:

Oh good Bernie is first that means I only need to watch the first half hour

Well yeah they always open with the frontrunner.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Bartlet: What's on your mind?
Toby: The era of big government is over.
Bartlet: You want to cut the line?
Toby: I want to change the sentiment. [pause] We're running away from ourselves and I know we can score points that way, I was a principal architect of that campaign strategy right along with you, Josh. But we're here now, tomorrow night we do an immense thing; we have to say what we feel, that government, no matter what its failures in the past and in times to come for that matter, government can be a place where people come together and where no one gets left behind. No one...gets left behind. An instrument of good.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie sucks he doesn't answer any question just goes off on his talking points

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

arbybaconator posted:

YOU'RE GONNA RAISE TAXES THO AMIRITE? - moderator

so the era of BIG GOVERNMENT is back with Bernie Sanders RITE?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


is the host Rand Paul in disguise?

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Hmm, yes, your goals are noble, but what about SCARY REPUBLICAN BUZZWORD

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Will: I heard once - I don't know if this is true - I heard once that you convinced the President to let you rewrite a section of the State of the Union with less than twenty-four hours to go. It was the second year and everybody was a Republican, whether they were or not, and people at the DNC had convinced him to include the line, 'The era of big government is over.' And you couldn't live with it. Because government should be a place where people come together and no one gets left behind. An instrument of good. And that's exactly what we heard in the State of the Union the next night.
Toby: There were maybe four people in the room when I had that conversation.
Will: Well, if I'd have been one of them, I would have repeated it to everyone I met.

GrizzlyCow
May 30, 2011
What a lovely question, but the crowd seems to love BS's dodges.

TNO
Jul 9, 2006

I drank all your Kool-Aid.
Holy poo poo, could you try any harder on the "Big Gubmint" gotcha?

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
This moderator needs a punch in the face.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
I'm guessing you could probably write a chatbot which would say the exact same thing bernie says in every single debate

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Wow, so many undecided voters!!

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
There questions are pretty good

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



arbybaconator posted:

so the era of BIG GOVERNMENT is back with Bernie Sanders RITE?

Insh'allah

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
"undecided voter"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Charliegrs posted:

This moderator needs a punch in the face.

He needs to find his way into a guillotine headfirst

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Baloogan posted:

Will: I heard once - I don't know if this is true - I heard once that you convinced the President to let you rewrite a section of the State of the Union with less than twenty-four hours to go. It was the second year and everybody was a Republican, whether they were or not, and people at the DNC had convinced him to include the line, 'The era of big government is over.' And you couldn't live with it. Because government should be a place where people come together and no one gets left behind. An instrument of good. And that's exactly what we heard in the State of the Union the next night.
Toby: There were maybe four people in the room when I had that conversation.
Will: Well, if I'd have been one of them, I would have repeated it to everyone I met.

Toby later worked to destroy Social Security, so I don't know if I can take him seriously.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thump! posted:

He needs to find his way into a guillotine headfirst

Are you serious these questions aren't even tough

If you think this moderator is being unfair Bernie has already lost

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
The republicans arent going to gridlock Hillary any less than they will gridlock Sanders.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Vile posted:

Are you serious these questions aren't even tough

If you think this moderator is being unfair Bernie has already lost

LAMESTREAM MEDIA GOTCHA QUESTIONS

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
oh jesus grandpa bernie is rambling about his revolution of million heroes again

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GrizzlyCow
May 30, 2011

Vile posted:

Are you serious these questions aren't even tough

If you think this moderator is being unfair Bernie has already lost

The "Big Government" question was just dumb.

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