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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
:siren:Just as a warning, if you are finding this thread after it's 100 pages, please try not to ask what's happening. Seriously, no one can unravel questions like "who is robot voice on the stream" without opening a rabbit hole of lunacy. Just read the OP for the start, and then jump into the crazy:siren:

We got ourselves a new theme song, y'all

DeusExMachinima wins top billing!


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

"And the Messiah did force open the door of His brutally wrecked Bronco
and verily did He shout with great vigor at the tax assayers,"

"Shoot Me, come you fuckers and shoot Me, so speaketh the Lord!"

"And yea the Lord was totally domed and dropped like a serious Bitch,
and all in assemblage agreed that His death was a great, if foreseeable, tragedy,"


ty Slugnoid





quote:

Federal authorities arrested Ammon Bundy, the leader of a group of protesters occupying a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, during a traffic stop Tuesday, a law enforcement official told CNN.

Up to eight of Bundy's followers were detained, the source said.

Shots were fired after authorities made the stop, according to the source. It's not clear who fired first.

Link

:siren:NOTHIEFSALLOWED Livestream, based of operations:siren:

This is our safe tarp zone, run by Kevin, snarky patriot and vapelife king. Dude is self aware as gently caress and is our rock. Don't gently caress with him. Below is the call in info to the Patriot hotline he streams, if ya wanna use it? I guess.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Call in 605-562-3140 Access 486461#
Find us on the web at
http://www.nothiefsallowed.org/

:siren: Someone call in please :siren:

This is the ham radio stream that has militia and random rednecks <----- Usually starts between 8-10pm EST nightly

There are other channels that deal with the patriot movement but they usually suck rear end. These two are consistent hilarity.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

100% serious post:

- 2 idiots poaching on federal land try to hide the evidence by starting a fire

- to hide the evidence they started the fire, they then try to murder firefighters by making the fire bigger

- crazy gun nuts hear this and go to Oregon to stand up for the rights of poachers who attempt to kill firefighters

- the crazy gun nuts took over a federal building (a bird watching station)

- the internet coins the terms Yokel Haram, Y'all Qaeda, Yeehawdists, etc. to mock them

- Doomsday Preppers that make a living by working the land and fancying themselves to be survivalists realize they forgot to bring food to their revolution

- they begged for food on live tv

- PETA replied by sending them vegan jerky

- the internet replied by sending them dildos, a 55 gallon drum of lube, and the sugar-free gummi bears that make you poo poo yourself inside out

- not much happened for a while

- thousands of people who insist you shouldn't gently caress with them because "a revolution is coming" admit they can't attend the revolution because they have bills to pay and can't get out of work

- several guys say they'd love to help overthrow the god damned socialist government but can't because the god drat socialist government hasn't sent them their disability check yet

- 6 were arrested by police as they left the surrounded building to go get snacks

- the ringleader, Ammon Bundy, is arrested because he was invited to come meet a neighboring county's sheriff that said he was sympathetic to their cause. When he left, the world's most obvious trap was sprung.

- Tarp Dude, author of a book about a badass quickdraw gunfighter and doomsday prepper, spends his final days wondering why he didn't bring food. In a showdown with police he bumbled like Jerry Lewis trying to get his gun out of the holster and was annihilated by a slow-moving chubby state trooper.

- as of this writing 4 yeehawdists remain in Fort Dildo

- their opening negotiation with the FBI was "we'll stop breaking laws if you pardon us for breaking laws"

:siren:poo poo'S hosed AND ALL JACKED UP:siren:

P.S. JURY NULLIFICATION SUCKS

Seizure Meat has issued a correction as of 02:02 on Oct 28, 2016

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
certain people shouldnt try to be revolutionaries just because they have guns. pick your battles people. gently caress.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

It would be pretty cool if the feds just slaughtered them all and then didn't get in trouble at all.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"Sir, I'm gonna need you to get out of the car."
"Uh, no Peg."
*gunfight begins*

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol someones dead at least

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol someones dead at least

lol yeah it rules

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

OctoberBlues posted:

It would be pretty cool if the feds just slaughtered them all and then didn't get in trouble at all.
but they're not black/muslim looking

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
how about getting a president elected who will build a wall across mexico for free, expel all foreigners, and dismantle the financial system first, ok? lets make this place great before we start killing everyone people.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Send them to gitmo.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

OctoberBlues posted:

It would be pretty cool if the feds just slaughtered them all and then didn't get in trouble at all.

its one thing to get slaughtered for likes tanding around with signs somewhere . i dont think a whole lot of people who matter will care if these fags get shot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

dad gay. so what posted:

certain people shouldnt try to be revolutionaries just because they have guns. pick your battles people. gently caress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8pNjwn7jU

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Robo Reagan posted:

but they're not black/muslim looking

no but they are loony militarized religious nuts and we love killing them just as much here in the States

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Yet another false blow struck by cowards in the War of Northern Aggression

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

dad gay. so what posted:

certain people shouldnt try to be revolutionaries just because they have guns. pick your battles people. gently caress.

Turns out lying about military service doesn't make you an action movie hero, makes you think.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

ideally the feds would have killed all of them

I mean there's no way these redneck militia dudes aren't all practically nazis

gently caress em

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
The first yeehawdist meets his 72 cattle.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Tardcore posted:

The first yeehawdist meets his 72 cattle.

lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

VikingSkull posted:

no but they are loony militarized religious nuts and we love killing them just as much here in the States

but they're white

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Turtle Sandbox posted:

Turns out lying about military service doesn't make you an action movie hero, makes you think.

yeah i dont think any sane person would do that probably

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Robo Reagan posted:

but they're white

but theyre also not just like, driving a car or whatever else gets you shot as a black. they actually did something stupid that gets you shot at no matter who you are

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Robo Reagan posted:

but they're white

so were the Branch Davidians lol

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Feranon posted:

ideally the feds would have killed all of them

I mean there's no way these redneck militia dudes aren't all practically nazis

gently caress em

this is the disconnect. this is where you fall down.

its amazing.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I had a pretty bad day at work so if a bunch of dumb rednecks could just get murdered it would make my day a little better.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

but theyre also not just like, driving a car or whatever else gets you shot as a black. they actually did something stupid that gets you shot at no matter who you are

but they're white

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
the political discourse in this country is so loving worthless

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

but they're white

Good. it's about time we all shared in the lead supplements.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol someones dead at least

hell yeah. Let's see some blood

RiperSnifler
Aug 19, 2005
Well shit
shootout footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUP2gkg6KxE

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

OctoberBlues posted:

It would be pretty cool if the feds just slaughtered them all and then didn't get in trouble at all.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Haha yeah shoot em up johnny law pew pew yeehaww :patriot: USA USA

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

dad gay. so what posted:

this is the disconnect. this is where you fall down.

its amazing.

there's no disconnect i'm just unrepentantly sayin I'm ok with the govt killing people if they're right wing hick fundies. most of the time it's bad for the govt to kill people. but not when it's these people. they're subhuman

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

angerbeet posted:

Haha yeah shoot em up johnny law pew pew yeehaww :patriot: USA USA

this but unironically

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I hope he gets life in prison

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Feranon posted:

there's no disconnect i'm just unrepentantly sayin I'm ok with the govt killing people if they're right wing hick fundies. most of the time it's bad for the govt to kill people. but not when it's these people. they're subhuman

thank you for your submission

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
if you rewind that live feed back about 5 minutes it works, and its great

also get in that youtube channel and troll them plz

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

dad gay. so what posted:

the political discourse in this country is so loving worthless

I, for one, have a nuanced opinion on the subject I wish to share, but first I need you to gently caress me, daddy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this control over people i dont like seems good and will never backfire on me a likeminded free thinker!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Tardcore posted:

The first yeehawdist meets his 72 cattle.

Are they virgin cattle?

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I pray to satan for dashcam footage

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