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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bring a boombox to Tarp Boy's funeral and play the Mormon Jesus song.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Oregon Live Comments Section posted:

Heard 'Round the Campfire at the Refuge


"The time has come," Sean Anderson said,

"To talk of many things:

Of shotguns--pardons--and pocket constitutions--

Of cabbages--and kings--

And why the world is an unfair beeytch--

And whether pigs have wings."


"But wait a bit," David Frye cried,

"Before we have our chat;

For some of us are out of meds,

And most of us are fat!"

"No hurry!" said Sandy Anderson.

They thanked her much for that.


"A case of beer," Sean said,

"Is what we chiefly need:

Poptarts and Slim Jims besides....

Are very good indeed--"


Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Just The Facts posted:

Wow, people who think the cops 'murdered' that guy get REALLY mad when you ask what they thought about police shootings involving black youth.
Tell them he's basically Michael Brown with a gun and video evidence.

Airborne Viking posted:

My favourite was when a mod in a livestream was preaching about how we should all be upset about government tyranny. So I asked "what tyranny?", and was answered with almost a minute of silence and him changing the topic.
"Government tyranny" is basically code for that person's inability to get their poo poo together. Most people bitching about their taxes are living so far outside of their means that not paying their taxes wouldn't make a difference.

Casimir Radon has issued a correction as of 21:01 on Jan 30, 2016

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


etalian posted:

See how it marks its territory with empty beer cans and cigarette stubs?
And pull tabs.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mr Interweb posted:

Well technically the remaining holdouts do have one piece of leverage. I mean, they could threaten to destroy all the precious artifacts and such in the refuge.
They could but then their prison sentences will be extra long, and their wages will be garnished for the rest of their lives to pay the restitution.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


So how much longer can they hold out? Most of the snacks are gone, no one is coming to save them, and now they don't even have an audience. I want to see video of them crying as they're hauled out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Ivor Biggun posted:

Now we eat our snacks and wait.

:jerky:
I wish I could call Fry and loudly eat a bag of chips while he talks about poo poo.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


So apparently Fry's parents called him yesterday and said they were proud of him. I didn't actually hear the call but these people sound like idiots. It's one thing if you can't really control your dickhead late-20's son, but some mild condemnation at least would be good.

This is a guy who apparently responded to getting pulled over for a broken tail light, something that under normal circumstances would just result in a heads up to get it fixed, by screaming at the police officer, and delving deep into anti-government bs to explain how he's justified in doing so.

Also apparently they had hamburgers still yesterday, so that kind of ruins my image of them trying to share one of those tiny Slim-Jims you can get out of a vending machine.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

He's finally out of the house, and once he goes to prison he'll be out even longer. It's no wonder they're so happy.
Sure there's the looming threat of prison rape, but I'm sure Fry's practiced response to percieved injustice will work just as well with the real thing.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Take his beef and give it away to people who buy new sets of tires.
Buy a tarp, get a steak.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


This hasn't been the theme song yet? What the gently caress is wrong with you guys?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


New Sharif in Town posted:

Are they all dead yet?

Every minute they live is tax dollars going to waste.
They will run out of snacks sooner or later. I'm hoping they get fined a shitload of money for illegally cutting of firewood. They probably didn't think of that when they came up with their "We're just camping" defense.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


About time somebody compiled something like this.

My dad is a corrections officer and one of the things that pisses him off the most is felons being rearrested in possession of a gun, then a judge slapping them on the wrist for it. If a felon gets busted with a firearm they need to spend a few years in prison at least.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Minimalist Program posted:

Thank you for telling us about your dad + what pisses your dad off.
A felon isn't supposed to be able to own a gun anymore, there are supposed to be tough consequences when they get caught doing it. Some judges don't enforce the law properly because they are idiots, and habitually let dangerous people out on supervised release, where they continue being lovely people and wrecking the community.

It's kind of a serious issue.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The four dickheads still at the refuge are on there too. They're not getting out of this one. FBI must be waiting for them to run out of food while pretending to negotiate.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


McNerd posted:

That charge of conspiracy to impede an officer from carrying out their duties carries a max sentence of 6 years:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/372

I assume in theory they could be charged separately for each officer they conspired to impede? Which, since they ostensibly planned to maintain control of the facility forever, would include the entire staff of the wildlife refuge and perhaps more?
They recorded themselves breaking many other laws so there's plenty of rope to hang them with.

I guess the FBI escorted some ranchers onto the refuge to do some irrigation work. Now because Fry is a dumbass who doesn't understand much of anything he got all paranoid about it and thought they were lying.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


theflyingorc posted:

hey FBI, next time Cliven goes somewhere, please arrest him like you did his son. Thanks.
BLM should have seized all his cattle while all the Talibundys were at the refuge.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'm disappointed that they've held out this long.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Fry is getting video out again. The FBI told them if they keep "fortifying" their camp it will just result in more charges. And of course because Fry is hosed in the head he responded about as badly as when he got pulled over for his taillight being out, badly. It's pretty clear that they've really trashed the place. I suspect someone is sneaking them supplies or else they wouldn't still be hanging on this long. Fry stuck a sticker or a magnet on one of the government vehicles claiming that it now belonged to the "Harney County Resource Center", then he drove a truck in a brave show of just how little he cares. Somebody in the comments compared him to Timothy Treadwell, which is apt except Treadwell wasn't nearly as misguided or stupid as Fry.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Dr.Smasher posted:

If Timothy Treadwell is the guy who got mauled and eaten by a bear,then we can only hope they both share the same fate.
I think he'll have a close encounter with a bear, if you know what I mean.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Lutha Mahtin posted:

i dunno, seems more likely to me that they are just eating all the twinkies and hotdogs that the other yahoos left behind when they abandoned the birdhouse. and they only had to stop making supply runs like a week and a half ago
It begs the question of how Fry is suddenly getting videos out again. I'm all for more idiots getting charged with conspiracy.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


They play the vidya, they don't poop outside

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Now they're talking about common core!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Shoutout to the snacks.

Sandy is getting crazier and refusing to leave period.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Sean says he's ready to "start it off right now". :shepface:

HOLD ON A MINUTE!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Do they want us to pick up McDonalds on the way there?

Good luck finding one open in the middle of nowhere at this time of night.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If I was the FBI I'd be launching the tear gas right now because Sandy is really losing it and Sean will follow her anywhere.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


WHO IS PEDRO?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


On one hand listening to this idiot try to unfuck his channel is great, on the other the FBI is losing out on a great resource.

They get out of communications too long and Sandy will probably start shooting.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


DAVID IS A GENIUS!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


David is going to cut everyone's throats tonight so they'll be friends forever.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Talking poo poo about the FBI agents getting relieved.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Alabaster White posted:

So they're getting flashbanged/gassed the moment they let their guards down and go to sleep, right?
Probably not, too bad.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Lolie posted:

Thought they were prepared to occupy the refuge for years. A mere 40 days and they're already complaining about the hardship of "camping" - and will no doubt be complaining even more after a heater-free night.
They're just upset that someone has a good job with benefits.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


This is just surreal. I really hate Evangelicals and FLDS.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Mo_Steel posted:

The chipmunk carols?
Somebody slow it down.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Let me tell you one more thing I know about the negro *Cliven attampts to make friends on the inside

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


King of Bees posted:

I wonder what their favorite things from Mickey D's are? Maybe all of it?
I'm sure they'll still have the McRib when they get out if prison.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Angry Birds Suicide posted:

Not going to lie, the general tone of this thread and the shrill fever pitch gibbering lusting for the violent murder of some disenfranchised rural ranchers who feel like they got the short end of the stick from the federal government is kind of loving weird


Like I don't know the exact specifics and probably don't agree with some of what they are saying especially the alleged racist poo poo or whatever but at the very least they were either desperate enough or motivated enough to stand up for something they believed in and that gives me a hell of a lot more respect for them than anyone in this thread

Like let's be real here, the most anyone in GBS would ever do to take a stand when they feel like the government is oppressing them will be posting about how much they wish cops would die from the safety and warmth of their basement apartment
None if these idiots is a rancher.

Sean is a former electrician who lost his job because he's a violent drunk.

Sandy is some dumb bitch who decided to shack up with him.

Jeff is some idiot felon who isn't supposed to have a gun.

David is a moronic baby in his late twenties who can't hold down a job because he's got anger issues.

This about these idiots blaming everyone else for their problems, plain and simple.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Duckaerobics posted:

I don't think the arsonist ranchers are involved or even support the occupation. I think they turned themselves into the police before it started and told all the crazies they wanted them to leave.
I think he was suggesting that they and the Bundys are somehow disenfranchised. Which is dumb as gently caress.

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