a victory for liberty over tyranny

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OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

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# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 17:57

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:19

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Airborne Viking posted:

imminent live press release from the FBI

"We don't know that the refuge is occupied. It could be anything. Swamp gas, weather balloons," Agent Skully remarked.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 20:00

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

My cows
Can't graze no more!
I'm a loser, police
So why don't you kill me

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 21:03

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

OccupiedBurns ‏@occupied_burns 11m11 minutes ago
Operation going on. Smell cordite, pops, see lights.

OccupiedBurns ‏@occupied_burns 6m6 minutes ago
My eyes are wet. My nose is running. Sad day.

OccupiedBurns ‏@occupied_burns 3m3 minutes ago
It's happened. Can't do anything. Gonna hit the roadblock. I'm sobbing

Moms spaghetti

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 22:10

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Tricky D posted:

Hands up, don't spook!

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 22:40

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

And it seems to me
You lived your life
Like a blue tarp in the wind
Flopping down into the river
When the rain set in

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 00:51

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I swear to god if they charge that dude with operating that backhoe without a certificate I'm going to have an aneurysm from bliss

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 01:08

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The X-man cometh posted:

Well, when are the REAL patriots going to act?

They can always join Emperor Trump's Trumpublican Guard

# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 22:22

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

FBI Roadblock Gun Reach SUPERPRANK [GONE DEAD]

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 05:15

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Young Freud posted:

If he was really smart, he would have paid his loving BLM fees to keep up the cover of being an upstanding citizen and not go out here to protest.

Fucker got greedy over $3000 and now he's in a body bag.

But he'd have to take in three more abuse degenerate foster children to make enough money. What's a patriot to do!?

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 06:36

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Shalhavet posted:

https://www.fbi.gov/portland/press-...wildlife-refuge

Portland FBI's Special Agent in Charge on that video.

There was was a gun in his pocket, and he wasn't happy to see them.

# ¿ Jan 29, 2016 16:15

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

This whole episode has really cemented the feelings about Mormons that I hide in polite company

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 00:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

did the feds leave the red snow or do they collect that for evidence or something

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 17:26

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Mr. President, you need to read this."

Obama unfolded the letter and began to read. His ever-present confidence drained from his face as his keen Kenyan eyes scanned the page. "He--ah--notarized it," Obama muttered. "He--ah--thought of everything. My God--we've been beaten. Unroll my--ah--my prayer rug, John. I'm going to need to pray extra hard today."

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 02:55

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Casimir Radon posted:

So apparently Fry's parents called him yesterday and said they were proud of him. I didn't actually hear the call but these people sound like idiots. It's one thing if you can't really control your dickhead late-20's son, but some mild condemnation at least would be good.

He's finally out of the house, and once he goes to prison he'll be out even longer. It's no wonder they're so happy.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:17

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I kind of identify with Kevin in that I have strong political beliefs but can only watch in dismay as psychos and self-obsessed profiteers scream their way into the spotlight as the Annointed Delegates of my political beliefs.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 22:58

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

cumshitter posted:

Why do they care so much about their useless weapons which they have already admitted are nothing compared to what the FBI is fielding?

All they need to do is believe in the heart of the bullets.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:06

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Please listen to me insane idiots who were more insane than all the rest.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:10

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Blackhawks incoming!!!!

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:11

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

What a glorious future I live in.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:13

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

We are law abiding citizens!

*Has committed countless felonies*

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:14

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:17

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Look, Sandy. You're a woman. You'll probably get a much lighter sentence."

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:19

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

God hasn't done a very good job confounding the wicked so far.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:21

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Hey smilin' strange
You're lookin' happily deranged
Could you settle to shoot me?
Or have you picked your target yet?

Hey Sandy
Don't you talk back,
Hey Sandy

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:22

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

So did Franklin Graham agree to help out in exchange for a "Love Gift" or something?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

the culminator posted:

Dude is gettin ready to shoot

That makes two of us.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:24

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Congress shall make no law restricting the free practice of armed insurgency.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:28

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Look, nobody wants to kill you.

FBI Bullhorn: "WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT YOU SO GOOD YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW LOL!"

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:33

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Please bow your head in prayer, and if you happen to hear someone walking up behind you, please don't look up."

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:34

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Begby posted:

Haha, this is the assemblywoman they are talking on the phone too. This cannot end well....

Does she lead a drug cartel lmao

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:35

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Sandy's going to shoot herself lmao

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:38

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

"Is everyone calm?"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE! ALLAH ACKBAR!"

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:39

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Hahaha the FBI is trolling them really hard

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:42

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Oh my god, the FBI is reciting poo poo from the feed to troll them.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:44

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Yes, I am. I am waiting for that.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:50

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Tricky D posted:

Who the gently caress is the preacher that they are so desperate to get over there?

Billy Graham's son. World class douche, naturally.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:52

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Three Olives posted:

"We're speeding!" says the "reasonable" person about breaking the law.

I'm sure the FBI agent driving the car has his siren on.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:55

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

TSBX posted:

This lady is being so condescending to these assholes and they have no clue.

Welcome to the Republican Party.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:56

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:19

OMG JC a Bomb!: Jul 13, 2004; We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

I'm dying, Squirtle.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2016 04:58

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