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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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The Casualty posted:

What are the odds that the guy who said he isn't going down without a fight is arrested without discharging his weapon?

Not the kind of going down he was talking about

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Jason Patric from Lost Boys? :confused:

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Nov 6, 2005

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Oh poo poo I've got family issues

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Nov 6, 2005

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Dude is a living country western song

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Nov 6, 2005

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I'll bet everything my wife owns

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Nov 6, 2005

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Going back into the closet LOL

Holy christ these callers

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Nov 6, 2005

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Man I want to go to bed but this is gold.

These people are literally strategic geniuses

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Nov 6, 2005

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fyodor posted:

If you're a troll please hang up.
Dammit, thwarted. Clever militia show hostess

:(

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Holy poo poo, a Braveheart clip followed by JOHN SPARTAN FRM KUNTTUYYUE

e: And drunker than 20 minutes ago

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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SECRET SAUCE SOURCE
Holy poo poo he's back

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Nov 6, 2005

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Drunk guy is great but more confusing she isn't hanging up on him

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Nov 6, 2005

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JOHN SPARTAN 2016

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Nov 6, 2005

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Feds think the militia rescue brigade is going to spring the injured inbreds from the hospital?

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Nov 6, 2005

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Waiting for John Spartan to call back and bring us back to earth along with a fresh box of coors

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Nov 6, 2005

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Gonna be a bodyguard. Let me get my pelletgun.

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Nov 6, 2005

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Cold blooded murdered........but left all the others alive as witnesses of said murder. :rolleyes:

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Nov 6, 2005

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How can this still be going on? It sounded like imminent Custers last stand last night

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Nov 6, 2005

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I demand John Spartan from Lowell Kentucky updates!!!

jBrereton posted:

Man Oregon is an ugly state.

Google the painted hills around John Day. I was there last year it was very pretty and the drive from Bend was scenic.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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grandma calling in has absolutely no clue what searching youtube means

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Nov 6, 2005

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Lolie posted:

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/27/u...linkId=20734533

Pretty much exactly what the Bundy driver/bodyguard said happened.

Uploads from Jason Patrick.

http://bambuser.com/v/6065212

The government can fake the moon landing in 69 they can photo shop whatever they want now :911: :tinfoil:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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After a felony conviction you begin making dildos

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Nov 6, 2005

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Epic High Five posted:

Drunk Kentucky guy who terrorized the thiefs stream for like an hour and a half, calling in over and over with weird questions and for spell checking. He was hilarious and we all loved him and the magic he spoke that meant that the person who could see it was him calling and choose whether to put him live or not would be helpless to refuse

He was like the town drunk from Blazing Saddles

The best/ironic part of John Spartan was that in his later calls after the trollbeast host kept parroting she had it on good authority from her SECRET SOURCE that the FBI shot the guy 32 times while he had his hands up saying "I'm unarmed and I surrender" or some bullshit like that he kept pressing her how she knew that was true and she refused to answer. I think her reply was "you'll have to research and find out otherwise" :smug: or something like that.

Shockingly he was the shining beacon of critical thinking in the shitfest even while completely hammered and probably on his 2nd bottle of Jack.

I would love to have that guy to come here and post a thread (even though he's probably 55+ and can't use a touchtone phone) because he sounded like a :tinfoil: type but still had some reasoning skills.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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It just dawned on me that's annoying fat man.

He's sad because it looks like there is some cheap beer left. :(

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Are they saying the cops lit up the truck? Is that how the others got injured?

Also, important question: Can I use a metal detector in a bird preserve? I wanna go look for buried caches of guns and dildos ammo next time I get down around to John Day fossil beds.

Also, really, what is the story with dildos? :confused:

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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OK, that clears it up. Thanks. :shobon:

Casimir Radon posted:

He'd be under their protection. Next time he's streaming it's going to look a lot like that Richard Speck video.
:eyepop:
Oh jesus

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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A Winner is Jew posted:



These are the people supporting those chuckle fucks.

They're more pathetic that goons.
To be fair, that's better than the DIRECTOR OF THE OREGON STATE MILITIA that called into the NTA broadcast calling for broken arrow, and when the NTA guy asked him why he wasn't already at the refuge his excuses were something like "Well, I don't have a job so someone has to watch the kids... and, uh, yeah, my wifes pick up truck needed a starter and I had to do that because she's the only one that works... I think I needed to feed the dog..." or some poo poo like that.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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CBC story shows a pic of the roadside memorial for LaVoy Finicum and it has what looks like a blue tarp at the base of the cross.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/oregon-standoff-final-four-1.3427389

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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InterFaced posted:

Nothing says true american hero like sharpie on cardboard. The tarpening 2016.
I must admit surprise at the shockingly clear and legible printing. Obviously a highly educated member of the blue tarp revolt.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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VikingSkull posted:

whoever held that tarpside vigil, allow me to virtually shake your hand

CLICK HERE ---->:patriot:< TO HONOR

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Robo Reagan posted:

if this abortion has taught us anything its that right wingers are a bunch of pussies
True. Pretty much the ultimate echo chamber.

At best their like that annoying little dog that is all tough and then when you turn to confront it it runs the gently caress away. When you turn around again it starts acting all tough again.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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God drat, I hate it whenever this argument is brought up. Any idiot that seriously thinks that EVEN IF the Jewish population was armed to the teeth with rifles and pistols they would have stood a snowflakes chance in hell against the machine of the Nazi government and the "final solution" needs to just kill themselves now and rid the world of their stupidity.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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Is audio dropping in and out for others or is it just my lovely hotel internet?

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Nov 6, 2005

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Holy gently caress this is literally painful to listen to

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Nov 6, 2005

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This woman sounds like a teenaged girl that is trying to sound intelligent and sophisticated to other idiots.

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Nov 6, 2005

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OK SO LISTEN

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Nov 6, 2005

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Not surprised she homeschooled

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Nov 6, 2005

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As someone who just got in this the last 20 minutes, what is this lady actually doing? Like what is her endgame? Did the FBI ask for this crazy person?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

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LISTEN

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Nov 6, 2005

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Hey you guys want Macdonalds?

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Nov 6, 2005

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GET A PRAYER IN THERE

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