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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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jeff's a cool guy

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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use a code name call yourself somethin dumb

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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this guy is loud as hell

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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penetrate the base

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Chip is here! Hey Chip!

bye chip :byewhore:

YOU CANNAE TAKE OUR FREEDOM :scotland:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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The Casualty posted:

poo poo what was that sound byte they just played? I couldn't hear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr_OpFxCx-A

I like that the male host is being skeptical about the whole hands up thing.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Unshaved Moose posted:

"My trusted source"- Cousin Stan who works at the dairy queen

this dude is calling her out on her poo poo :lol:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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this drunk guy keeps on getting back on the air while the guy shits on the woman's source :salt:

fyodor posted:

Who is this Barbie lady?

edit: I like this Spartan guy.

host

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

she's running the call-in line and is also astoundingly, unbelievably dumb

she also dings a lot

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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this woman is dumb as hell

"trust me I know this guy got murdered. no I won't tell you where I got this from just believe me"

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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the host dude even said the drunk guy is the smartest person on there

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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chaos on the stream as barb gets mad

superjew sweeps in with some conspiracy theories

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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superjew is salty as gently caress :salt:

who the hell keeps on watching that same braveheart clip :lol:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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fyodor posted:

lol this dipshit thought they were doing a press conference at 10:30pm. Yea everyone on the east coast, especially, will be up for that!

hell I am just because these guys are a hilarious clusterfuck

cheesetriangles posted:

Why don't they just use some b52's and carpet bomb the wildlife refuge.

THINK OF THE BIRDS YOU MONSTER :mad:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Ghost Patriot I'd like to introduce you to Kevin; Kevin, Ghost Patriot

:ghost: :patriot:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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already signed this guy up to some gay porn :awesome:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it's a burner email dumbass

:doh:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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I just noticed how adorable youtube's emoticons are

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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well I'm off to bed. here's hoping things keep on being hilarious

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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goddamn these guys are white and fat

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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InterFaced posted:

Are these patriots aware that literally all 4000 people watching their stream are laughing at them and/or lusting for their death on camera?

I don't think they're aware of anything right now

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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why are they digging a trench in front of a hill

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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FuhrerHat posted:

to lower the hill i think

makes sense

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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how did these guys get a digger anyways

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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great they killed the stream so now I can't tell when/if that guy flips his digger

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Lodin posted:

Probably found it there. The place is pretty big and also a fucker to defend.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...6367dfd!6m1!1e1

I didn't know they had a digger on the refuge :mad:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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nothing's going on :smith:

youtube chat is just people spamming about how they're digging their own graves :lol:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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oh wow there are supporters in the chat and the spamming about graves is getting to them :lol:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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red19fire posted:

post examples that chat is flying.

also lol my 3 videos with 20 views total just got a bunch of dislikes.

man it's too fast also the spammers have quit far as I can tell

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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I sort of hope the FBI does nothing else besides cutting off all food, water and power to the place and keeping it surrounded. I wonder how fast they would give up once those got cut off.

I also want someone to appear on that hill and make rude gestures at them :yosbutt:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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red19fire posted:

They were begging the cops for blankets and snacks after like 3 days, this poo poo should be over any minute now.

I forgot about that :lol:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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these guys on the KTVZ stream are such dorks

edit: not the FBI guy the camera guy

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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oh yeah it is

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Chinatown posted:

They should go in and kill them all, imho.

spare the kids (if there are any) and the dogs but

:yeah:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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CBJSprague24 posted:

I like this approach. Dogges and Children evacuated first, then :unsmigghh:

the innocent and naive don't need to be in there. they should be at school/home being loved by good people.

I just realized that if the militiamen go without food for a day they're going to eat the dogs :smith:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Yermaw Zahoor posted:

You're making it sound too poetic. It's more of a self dug ditch, in a car park, at the bottom of a hill

seriously what was the point of the ditch

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Budget Dracula posted:

is anyone going to deliver a folded tarp to finicum's widow?

she's probably already got a box of dildos :pervert:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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I've been gone for about 5 hours, did they finally storm the compound and murder/arrest all the fat rednecks?

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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VikingSkull posted:

he jumped in and the first 5 minutes of the chat were "loool this guy is a drunk hick"

then he started making perfect sense and we all kinda went :stare:

e- I like to think he's an alcoholic liberal arts professor that spends his evenings roaming the internet and trolling right wingers, like some bespectacled superhero

he's probably the opposite of most people. When he's sober he's completely rambling and mad like the occupiers but when he's drunk he's reasonable and sensible and basically a normal human being. Alcohol treats his schizophrenia and no one knows why.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

I still want to know why they think the feds shot Finicum hundreds of times when he surrendered and then just peacefully arrested everyone else

literally all I know about the guy is that he wore a blue tarp and got shot for trying to attack the FBI

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

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The Dark Project posted:

Came here to post this. Big fatty starting to cry and begging the FBI to just let him leave is too delicious. Especially after how big a talker he was when he thought militias from across the country were coming to help them. Now reality has set in, and they realise that they're stuck in a place they've fouled with their poo poo and bravado, they want out as fast as possible.

What dingus'. I am glad to see people running away from these dickheads as fast as possible.

the funniest thing is that they're free to leave and the FBI's been repeating this nonstop all day. They'll be arrested but it's not like they're going to just execute anyone that comes out there surrendering. These guys are breaking down over a nonexistent threat :lol:

VikingSkull posted:

My mom's uncle had a sealed record but that's only because he actually was working with the Green Berets in Vietnam

e- ^^^ and above, the only part that was sealed was the stuff that was actually classified

Yea I assume that "sealed record" didn't mean their entire goddamn service

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