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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > wolfenstein: the new order fucking rules
 
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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Remember how the Nazis insanely brutally murdered loads of Jews because they thought Jews were involved in a massive worldwide plot? Well guess what they were :twisted:

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

bhlaab posted:

if you havent played it wolfenstein 09 by raven softwerks is the best wolf game

tno has a level where you swim and solve easy physics puzzles while bj reminisces about previous times he swam and his girlfriend calls him up on the radio to give him audio logs and every audio log is her saying "once i pretend to be whore to nazi scum. i felt his hatefulness inside of me and he cum. zen as he sleep i keel him. i am nazi pregnant" and theres like 8 of those and the level is like an hour long and its just that and swimming. "once i see nazi in alley. i suck his cock. his evilness ooze down my throat. zen i keel him!" one time paw dropped his wedin ring in the pond and i swam then. similrly t'how im swimmin now i recollect

I can't believe I forgot this actually,

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

bhlaab posted:

"one time i see nazi vomiting on street. he pull out ten inch cock. i struggle not to orgasm but i do. zen i keel him!!"
i rem'br my pal cooter had a above ground swimn pool. i swum in it. i am swimmin now like
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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

I.N.R.I posted:

i wonder why that guy writes reviews for free instead of getting money for them. theyre even written in the getting paid to write game reviews style of writing which involves torturing the english language as a form of stress release after playing 100 ubisoft games
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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

qnqnx posted:

try again in about 1.75 years, when TF2 becomes 10 years old

TF2 has been oversaturated. The 360 version is still decent though

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I'm up for playing some AW when I get home this weekend.

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