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A video game console that runs on ethanol so I never have to drink alone again
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Tomato Burger posted:Online dating website but for video games. You answer personality questions and it matches you with a video game that you may be interested in. Not only a creative idea, but one that should be real.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:25
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A sequel to Space Tits
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Jan 27, 2016 17:25
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Auto-monetizer that siphons off $0.01 from the reader every time someone looks at your content online. This post counts. Check your bank account.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:26
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Dr Cheeto posted:A sequel to Space Tits It's in pre production.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:26
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Four Seventy-Fiverr: repost Fiverr jobs for other people to complete for $4.75 while you make risk-free profit.
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Jan 27, 2016 17:29
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A car seat that is also a working toilet. Never fear the long haul again!
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Jan 27, 2016 17:29
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A hair wetter
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Jan 27, 2016 17:34
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Keyboards with a random key that simulates a different keystroke every time. For example: asoifyuh89[yqh[0Y9GH0OIHT8P4TN'n4nj
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Jan 27, 2016 17:43
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Electronic popsicle that plugs into your phone and you use an app to customize the color and flavor. Download the newest taste sensation every week! (features microtransactions  )
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Jan 27, 2016 17:53
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uber but for undertakers
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Jan 27, 2016 17:55
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an uber that brings you food
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Jan 27, 2016 17:56
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bottled water that has been refilled with the clear pee of the man who originally bought the water and drank it all then peed into the bottles
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Jan 27, 2016 17:56
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An uber for handjobs
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Jan 27, 2016 17:59
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A human skeleton whose ribs can be played like a xylophone.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:00
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A nose whistle for hands-free signaling
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Jan 27, 2016 18:01
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More words that start with "X" so children's alphabet books don't need to endlessly rehash "X-ray" and "Xylophone."
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Jan 27, 2016 18:02
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Applewhite posted:More words that start with "X" so children's alphabet books don't need to endlessly rehash "X-ray" and "Xylophone." Gotta get 'em started young on xenophobia.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:05
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A parrot that comes pre-loaded with raunchy phrases.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:07
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Coffee mug with a hidden reservoir. When your coffee is cold and you're almost out but wish you had a bit more... BAM! an extra 10% of piping hot coffee. Also, a long bendy cleaning straw for when you forget about the extra coffee over a long weekend.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:08
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A stirrer machine that automatically draws  on your cappuccino
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Jan 27, 2016 18:08
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A fedora that displays your top rated reddit/tumblr comment for the day.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:15
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Applewhite posted:A car powered by ghosts so that to refill the tank you just have to drive through a graveyard. This doesn't sound sustainable.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:17
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a dating website that pairs you up with people based on what research chemicals you take so you can find someone to go crazy and die in a hovel with a pill that can make you sober instantly and another one that cancels it so you can go back to being high and drunk again
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Jan 27, 2016 18:24
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A toilet that weighs my poop and syncs up to a global poop leaderboard
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Jan 27, 2016 18:26
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Batterypowered7 posted:This doesn't sound sustainable. Yeah but you could charge a buttload for an app that only GPS's you to Indian burial grounds and undiscovered crime scenes.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:30
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an app that GPS's you to Indian burial grounds and undiscovered crime scenes.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:33
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Batterypowered7 posted:This doesn't sound sustainable. Sure it is. Mass energy production simply becomes equivalent to industrialized murder. E: ... oh wait... nvm. It already is I guess.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:49
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Ghosts are up to $80 a coffin.
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Jan 27, 2016 19:37
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Jan 27, 2016 19:39
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SaltLick posted:A toilet that weighs my poop and syncs up to a global poop leaderboard I'd play. There would probably be a huge scandal with people cheating by dropping rocks into the toilet, but normal "performance enhancing drugs" (Taco Bell) would be fair game.
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Jan 27, 2016 19:43
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Micromachines only really big. Like, bigger than the things they're modeled after.Batterypowered7 posted:This doesn't sound sustainable. My car's dyin' Cloud
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Jan 27, 2016 20:04
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Just run over a few hobo to top yourself off
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Jan 27, 2016 20:08
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When criminals are brought to court, they should have the opportunity to play a morality-based game like Mass Effect/Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic/Undertale/Fallout: New Vegas/Deus Ex before being tried, and if they beat the game and get a good ending they can go free
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Jan 27, 2016 20:14
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Endothermic flashlight that projects shadows instead of light. Darken up those unseemly bright rooms.
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Jan 27, 2016 20:22
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a sweater for your boner
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Jan 27, 2016 20:23
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Facebook app that shares erotic dreams about coworkers
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Jan 27, 2016 20:26
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a little stocking cap for a boner
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Jan 27, 2016 20:28
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A sandwich powered by dark energy.
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Jan 27, 2016 20:30
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a chinese fingertrap inspired game for boners
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