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Paladinus posted:A machine that converts your e-penis into a real penis. Like, replacing our actual penis or just a penis sort of lying on the ground?
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Applewhite posted:Like, replacing our actual penis or just a penis sort of lying on the ground? Based on your preferences.
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Paladinus posted:Based on your preferences. I guess it would have to give me a preview of the bigness of my e-penis first.
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a skateboard u can do cool tricks on
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tinder but for meeting friends
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Animals that dont grow out of the cute baby critter stage.
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Pablo Picasso will Paint your House service, except he's dead so someone just shows up and paints your house with his corpse
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A fishing rod and reel that is also a red Ryder bb gun. I get bored during fishing and like to take shots at my girls bobber. I made this and it is loving amazing. Until I get shot by a cop or something.
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Applewhite posted:I guess it would have to give me a preview of the bigness of my e-penis first. A gun for Russian roulette that shrinks penis instead of killing the loser (including pathetic cowards who decline to pull the trigger).
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a gun that shoots guns that is, it can only disable other guns. it doesn't use other guns as ammo
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SciFiDownBeat posted:a gun that shoots guns A gun that fires smaller guns as ammo, and they get into your target's bloodstream and shoot his cells so he dies of cancer and its untraceable.
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a gun that provides therapeutic counseling to the wielder
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A gun that only harms NRA members.
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A gun that ends this series of unfunny gun ideas
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A broom with a hollow handle through which air is pulled to suction dust from the floor.
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3D Printer-Oven that can download pizza
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a gun that fires time-travelling patents
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Pawl posted:3D Printer-Oven that can download pizza A 3-D printer that could illegally download a car.
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a car that can 3d print groceries when i go to the store so i don't have to go into the store and can just drive home again
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a 3d printer that will replace me entirely.
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self-boiling lobster
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self-boiling 3-D printers that make gun-wielding cat paintings
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a three-wolf-moon t-shirt with no wolves or moons on it so you can wear it without deserving a beating
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Something to put on your wall that doesn't look like rubbish.
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okay here's an actual legitimate innovation: a friend-propagated ad network. basically you ask people on a social network to promote some product or service in exchange for reducing the amount of ads on their feed or timeline or whatever. so a user writes a review of a product and then those reviews substitute actual company-provided ads in the feeds/timelines of people in their social network. so gradually across the entire social media network, the company-created ads are reduced in place of ads created by users. in this way, not only do you tailor products and services to potential customers, but also the delivery, that is, how the item is sold. so for example if I'm a millennial, I'm likely to see an ad for the AMC network that uses emoji's and hip-talk as cheesy or transparently manipulative. but if I see a friend make a post about one of their shows, I'm more likely to take the assessment seriously, because it's a third-party endorsement. the trick is to avoid the word "advertisement" in describing this process because otherwise it will turn people off. the very notion that someone is trying to sell something immediately throws up mental walls in people's minds. ideally this "sponsored" post by your friend would appear like any other item in your feed. it probably wouldn't work in practice unless you convinced a whole bunch of people on the network to participate, to jump-start user engagement on a network-wide level. I just really hate the current implementation of internet ads and I want to see them die in a fire
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A bicycle that is motor powered and is a Harley.
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Steam but with physical copies of games and media delivered to your door.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:okay here's an actual legitimate innovation: A chrome extension that blocks not only regular ads, but also whatever the hell this is.
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An extra thumb on my thumb so I don't have to exhaust my original thumb when I do thumb activities.
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Two nipples on each breast so that when I have four kids they can all suckle.
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A ruler that is twelve inches long and wide so I don't have to rotate it a lot.
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Condoms with strategically placed holes so men can still get their dicks wet with maximum pleasure while being safe from pregnancy.
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A knife that dispenses its own bleach for easy clean up of incriminating evidence.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:okay here's an actual legitimate innovation: i hate this idea, and i think i might hate you as well
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SciFiDownBeat posted:okay here's an actual legitimate innovation: a robot that posts multi-paragraph ideas on message boards that end with "it probably wouldn't work in practice"
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An advertisement that automatically deducts a fee from the bank accounts of people that see it.
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either this thread gets goldmined or I'm posting even more ideas from my "Silicon Valley Startup Ideas" drawer
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a really really really really really really really long phone cord so you can still answer the phone when you're not at your house
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A friend for applewhite
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