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A little person who lives in your head and gives you good advice.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:02
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A cell phone with adapter for land lines.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:05
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Self-defense whips.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:08
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A digital thermometer only instead of telling your body temperature it tells you if you have cancer or not. Beef that has all the fiber and nutrients of vegetables. I think this can be accomplished through a combination of genetic engineering and force-feeding the steers an entire Ruby Tuesday salad bar daily. Backyard pygmy elephants. Cigarettes that look like super-short pencil dicks so it looks like you like to blow dudes with super-short pencil dicks while you smoke them. The filter is the glans and rest is the shaft and the burnt part is the salt and pepper pubes. This will decrease the likelihood of kids starting smoking, except for kids with a humiliation fetish. A combat squirt gun, so you can fire water in solid and gas forms in addition to liquid. Pelt your foes mercilessly with spikes of white death, or scald the flesh from their bodies with the steam setting.
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Apr 7, 2016 23:24
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SciFiDownBeat posted:okay here's an actual legitimate innovation:
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Apr 8, 2016 02:34
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MariusLecter posted:A cell phone with adapter for land lines. A cell phone with adapter for land mines.
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Apr 8, 2016 02:35
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social vegan posted:A friend for applewhite My wife is my friend.
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Apr 8, 2016 02:35
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A wife for applewhite
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Apr 8, 2016 03:32
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Giant spiders. Big as a large dog or better. To.... gently caress. I don't know. Make silk?
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Apr 8, 2016 03:39
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Giant spiders. Big as a large dog or better.
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Apr 8, 2016 03:47
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A cow with spider butts instead of udders milk the silk call it smilk
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Apr 8, 2016 05:45
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a fast and the furious movie thats about beer pong
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Apr 8, 2016 05:46
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RFID tags embedded along the road (in the road, on signs, etc) that alert scanner-equipped cars via prompt if they start drifting over the speed limit for that road. Similar tech to provide in-car attention for the driver to upcoming stop signs and other roadway notifications. JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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Apr 8, 2016 06:29
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little metal detectors in your shoes with a small vibrating motor to alert you of loose change
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Apr 8, 2016 06:33
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Xmas, but with Christ.
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Apr 8, 2016 08:25
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Applewhite posted:My wife is my friend. A bigger dick for Applewhite's wife
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Apr 8, 2016 13:37
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:A bigger dick for Applewhite's wife I dunno if I could live with the envy of being married to someone with a bigger dick than me.
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Apr 8, 2016 13:49
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A surprise party that is surprising for everybody attending so all the guests are overwhelmed by how nice their friends are for throwing a surprise party
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Apr 8, 2016 14:58
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A cow that you can cut steaks from without hurting or killing it and it grows the meat back so you can enjoy fresh cut steaks and milk guilt free
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Apr 8, 2016 15:00
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Quote-Unquote posted:A cow that you can cut steaks from without hurting or killing it and it grows the meat back so you can enjoy fresh cut steaks and milk guilt free This, plus my idea for a cruelty-free egg farm where all the chickens have their heads cut off and the neckholes hooked up to feeding tubes so their bodies keep laying eggs. For some reason people I tell these ideas to seem appalled.
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Apr 8, 2016 15:24
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An app that allows Applewhite to post good. And not bad like usual.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:44
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Bike without wheels posted:little metal detectors in your shoes with a small vibrating motor to alert you of loose change
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Apr 8, 2016 16:48
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Contact lenses made out of ice so they keep your eyes cool.
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Apr 8, 2016 16:50
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Bike without wheels posted:little metal detectors in your shoes with a small vibrating motor to alert you of loose change im stealing this idea and profiting from it
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Apr 8, 2016 16:53
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Bike without wheels posted:little metal detectors in your shoes with a small vibrating motor to alert you of loose change This, but also with a small drawer that you can use to store meat.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:04
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Car sized helicopters so you can park at work like normal but you can beat the traffic
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Apr 8, 2016 17:04
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a screw but with the threads reversed so when people try to take out a screw it's actually tightening it further, lmao A switchblade, but with lip balm
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Apr 8, 2016 17:10
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paperchaseguy posted:a screw but with the threads reversed so when people try to take out a screw it's actually tightening it further, lmao They have those in fans.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:14
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Applewhite posted:This, plus my idea for a cruelty-free egg farm where all the chickens have their heads cut off and the neckholes hooked up to feeding tubes so their bodies keep laying eggs. this works well, but i think we should go a step further and genetically engineer them to not have any bones
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Apr 8, 2016 17:21
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Land mines that explode with joy and happiness.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:25
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A portable drive that automatically sorts porn by file type, genre and date.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:34
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polynominal-c posted:This, but also with a small drawer that you can use to store meat. one time i bought levis brand shoes & they had a tiny hidden pocket to hide drugs/2-3 quarters tops
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Apr 8, 2016 18:15
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all rhoombas should be remote controleld by teenagers on the internet
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Apr 8, 2016 18:29
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Applewhite posted:Well *I* thought it was a neat idea. 
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Apr 8, 2016 18:53
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A backpack with extra pouches so you can put more stuff in it.
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Apr 8, 2016 18:55
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MariusLecter posted:A backpack with extra pouches so you can put more stuff in it. A reconfigurable all pouch backpack (the pouches are coated in Velcro so you can stick them together however you want).
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Apr 8, 2016 18:57
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a giant inflatable penis full of that cinnabon sugary sweet cream that orbits the earth, and it's connected to an app. the app reports what region the penis is currently orbiting. everyone with the app votes whether or not to have the penis explode over the current location and at the end of the day the votes are tallied, if 51% of people vote yes, the penis explodes and drenches the area in delicious cream feel like it would be a great way to resolve wars and disputes and the like
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Apr 8, 2016 19:18
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A gasoline powered flashlight, or fleshlight. Whatever.
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Apr 8, 2016 19:18
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Mr.Bob posted:A gasoline powered flashlight, or fleshlight. Whatever. 2 stroke or 4 stroke?
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