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Disposable cheese
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 11:54 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 01:57 |
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A browser app that tells you if a thread will be goldmined or not
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# ? Apr 5, 2016 22:57 |
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Seriously.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 00:32 |
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Cough drops which soothe your throat at first, but which in the long run make your throat sore again so you're always taking them.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:37 |
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Fart drops that are like cough drops only you stick them in your butt when you can't stop farting and you have an important meeting to go to
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:52 |
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A pill that makes you blind and deaf for eight hours. I'm sure it would be useful for insomniacs with loud neighbors.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:55 |
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a car made out of nerf so you can drive it drunk as gently caress and if you crash it you will just bounce right off whatever
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:55 |
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Fart drops that cause gas, for when you need to add levity to an otherwise dull meeting that some idiot thinks is important
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:56 |
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Aralan posted:Fart drops that are like cough drops only you stick them in your butt when you can't stop farting and you have an important meeting to go to benjamin franklin already invented this in 1781 Benjamin Franklin posted:c. 1781
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 16:59 |
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Rutibex posted:benjamin franklin already invented this in 1781 My idea was to stop them altogether. I like his idea though, it preserves the humorous noises without the offensive odors. There should be a line of minty suppositories to accomplish his goal, we can call them Franklin Mints
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:04 |
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Aralan posted:My idea was to stop them altogether. I like his idea though, it preserves the humorous noises without the offensive odors. There should be a line of minty suppositories to accomplish his goal, we can call them Franklin Mints
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:10 |
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Aralan posted:My idea was to stop them altogether. I like his idea though, it preserves the humorous noises without the offensive odors. There should be a line of minty suppositories to accomplish his goal, we can call them Franklin Mints I'll buy twenty
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:35 |
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A jump to conclusions mat but make it really long and use it for the NFL Combine broad jump.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:44 |
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:a clippable mat for your teacup, cant be arsed keeping track of saucers and poo poo in this hectic workaday world Pants with an inflatable bottom so you can sit anywhere, even Mt. Fuji. Also great for carrying your shopping cause you can take the inflatable bit out.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 17:57 |
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A duck that is also a garage door opener.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 18:04 |
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a sponge that sings showtunes as it cleans
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 18:54 |
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A high chair like for babies but for adults and it's also a gaming chair so I can play vidya and stuff my face without crockery, just a simple wipe-down surface that folds down across my lower torso while I'm gaming
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 18:58 |
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A metal Godzilla to fight regular Godzilla. Also a real Godzilla.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:22 |
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the sorting hat from herry potter except its a fedora
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:24 |
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A necklace made of anuses.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:28 |
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an app that generates cool eighties- or nineties-isms for you to say in certain situations like when you are buttering up a friend you'll get a helpful notification to remind you to use the phrase "you're all that and a bag of chips"
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:38 |
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a robot that will have sex with me for a very reasonable price
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:45 |
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A government program to subsidize lower-middle-class people who really want to be Batman.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 20:53 |
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a machine that tells you how to patent machines that tell you how to patent machines that tell you how to patent machines that etc.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:01 |
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A machine that automatically invents thousands of inventions a second and automatically patents them in your name and automatically collects royalties from people interested in using or selling your inventions and automatically sues violators of your patents.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:05 |
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A machine that prints real money and it's not counterfeit and doesn't cause inflation.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:09 |
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numberoneposter posted:the sorting hat from herry potter except its a fedora Instead of calling out your house it yells out the most fitting subreddit
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:10 |
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an anti-selfie stick that only lets you take pictures of other people and things (warning: do NOT run into a person with a selfie stick, the resulting explosion would destroy the earth)
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:11 |
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A cat that doesn't poop
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:11 |
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Applewhite posted:A machine that prints real money and it's not counterfeit and doesn't cause inflation. My machine thought of it first good luck getting one
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:12 |
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a machine that can file time-travelling patents
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:13 |
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A gun that only hurts bad people.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:15 |
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A gun that only hurts feelings.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:19 |
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A machine that converts your e-penis into a real penis.
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# ? Apr 6, 2016 21:26 |
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An adaptor to fit my drat kids on the microwave bacon tray
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:44 |
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Fart drops u put in ur butt so when u fart some of the juice come oht
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 03:45 |
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hamburger helper, but for vegetables
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 04:53 |
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paperchaseguy posted:Disposable cheese permanent cheese
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 05:04 |
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Rutibex posted:permanent cheese A cheese that only hurts bad people.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 05:12 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 01:57 |
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A lie detector that also detects if you are horny.
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# ? Apr 7, 2016 05:17 |