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amityville anus posted:I get to keep scrap metal pieces that i think look cool I've got a jar of them because my apron has pockets Are you the old guy at every beach on earth wearing sandals with socks and lugging around a massive metal detector?
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Jan 28, 2016 10:17
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i get free weed a lot of the time
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Jan 28, 2016 12:36
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TV shows and poo poo.
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before moving in the landlord of my previous apartment told me that there is no cable service, only an old CRT tv. The tenant who I was replacing told me otherwise. turns out the apartment still had analog tv service that the cable company forgot to turn off, going back at least 15 years. unfortunately, the service was discontinued less than a year after I moved in. still got to watch the world cup with the service.
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my electricity and water are free so i can do poo poo like get Free AC cause they only charge for windowed units and mines not windowed  Also not gonna lie my landlord is pretty slummy. The battery in the hall fire alarm beeped and his solution was not to replace it but to take the cover off and leave it exposed with the battery disconnected. Lol if theres a fire in the hall I wont know till mine goes off.
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Jan 28, 2016 13:07
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nice try, narco. I aint tryin to get arrested
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Jan 28, 2016 19:09
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lol if you pay for entertainment
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I used to go the the salad bar at a market next to where I work for lunch. The salads were priced at $6.99 per pound. Bananas were priced at $0.69 per pound. I would just use the self checkout and get a heaping pile of salad for banana prices.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:19
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I got a free french fry once, that was pretty neat.
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Also I've never paid for a pen or pencil once in my life. They're pretty much lying around everywhere if you just look. I take them.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:21
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i one got a hanging flower basket for "free" but now its dead any ways
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basically all of the rocks you can carry is free
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angerbeet posted:basically all of the rocks you can carry is free Correct punctuation and syntax are also free.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:47
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lol buy plants? just go into the forest dummy.
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Jan 28, 2016 19:48
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numberoneposter posted:lol buy plants? just go into the forest dummy. or clip/pull them out of parks and botanical gardens
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Jan 28, 2016 19:53
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if you take a beloved pet from a child you'll get to eat for free.
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Nooner posted:Also the bartenders in my neighborhood bar usually hook me up pretty good cause I'm fun and have a good personality If you're gonna make things up at least try and write something a tiny bit believeable.
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Amazon prime from someone that doesn't realize I'm still on their account
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Jan 28, 2016 20:40
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You can steal anything, like a bike, if you're confident enough. I shouted at a dude who seemed like he was stealing a bike in a lot across the street from the cop shop, but he claimed he was putting the right pedal back on the bike and what he had was a monkey wrench, not bolt cutters. "I got the other pedal in my pocket, come here and look"
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Jan 28, 2016 20:45
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diabeetz posted:You can steal anything, like a bike, if you're confident enough. *goon hiding behind a bush* hey! stop breaking the law!
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Jan 28, 2016 20:48
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I'm going to keep stealing toilet paper from work until the custodian gets with the program and starts putting it where it belongs, in the little locking dispenser thing. gently caress you, Guadalupe.
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Guadalupe did nothing wrong
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Jan 28, 2016 20:56
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gizmojumpjet posted:I'm going to keep stealing toilet paper from work until the custodian gets with the program and starts putting it where it belongs, in the little locking dispenser thing. lol i took sooo many industrial sized rolls of toilet paper from my college cause the janitors would just leave them sittign on a ledge, like to the point where we didnt need to buy any for a whole semester and we started to just throw them off of the parking structures to make a big mess
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Jan 28, 2016 20:59
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Nooner posted:lol i took sooo many industrial sized rolls of toilet paper from my college cause the janitors would just leave them sittign on a ledge, like to the point where we didnt need to buy any for a whole semester and we started to just throw them off of the parking structures to make a big mess that was the most creative thing you could think of doing with free toilet paper? for shame, nooner.
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satanic splash-back posted:that was the most creative thing you could think of doing with free toilet paper? for shame, nooner. i also wiped my butt with it lol
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Jan 28, 2016 21:01
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also one halloween a pledge showed up to the party without a costume so we used a big roll to make him a mummy
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i upgraded a pirated copy fo windows 7 to a legal copy of windows 10 for free
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Jan 28, 2016 21:03
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sneak into raves by scaling rooftops and then be charming to get free drugs from sweaty girls
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Jan 28, 2016 21:04
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ill eventually get free cancer from working nearish diesel exhaust all day
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Jan 28, 2016 21:20
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Another day, another box of stolen pens
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Jan 28, 2016 21:26
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i steal condiments from restaurants and resell them on ebay for fat wads of $$$
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Jan 28, 2016 21:29
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there's a lot of unattended children at the park just a life hack for you goons!
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Jan 28, 2016 21:46
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My neighbor thinks he can sing. He can't. At all. He thinks he can sing like Chris Cornell. He really, really can't. Listening to him try is the most hilarious free entertainment I've experienced in my whole life.
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Jan 28, 2016 21:56
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most mcdonalds have self serve soda fountains just bring ur own cup!!!
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Jan 28, 2016 21:58
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i cut my neighbors power and disabled his alarm system and then broke into his house and murdered his family lol
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Jan 28, 2016 21:58
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dad gay. so what posted:i cut my neighbors power and disabled his alarm system and then broke into his house and murdered his family lol Nice
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last week I sliced a bell pepper in half and there was a baby bell pepper inside. 
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