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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

AceRimmer posted:

Can't wait for news on the Polish K2 winter attempt, they should have started establishing a route today based on an old Alan Arnette blog post.

Reposting the NYT article from earlier in the thread about their attempt.

Well, this turned out to be a royal gently caress up thanks to the biggest dumbass this side of the death zone.

The K2 expedition is as of now mounting a rescue operation for another Polish climber with a hardon for winter Nanga Parbat attempts (this was his seventh one). This guy, Tomasz Mackiewicz is a total amateur who got literally addicted to the idea of winter Nanga ascent after getting off heroin some years ago. The last attempt was in 2016 when he had to resign somewhere around 8000m. News soon came that another team were first to climb the mountain that season. Mackiewicz said that he doesn’t believe them and the photos from the top were photoshopped.
So now he is somewhere above 7600m with hurricane winds smacking him around, altitude sickness and snow blindness to boot. The K2 expedition pledged to rescue him and his unlucky companion and they are suspending their attempt to fly to them.

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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Morbus posted:

Welp that moron probably saved all of their lives, so, there's that.

You are assuming they're not going back to K2 after this.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Nanga is angry and will likely treat the stranded duo and the rescue operation to 90kph winds and -68C temp in the next 10 hours. So it looks like 6 possible deaths because of 1 idiot with a deathwish.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Fair point

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Oops, someone is angry that Murder God didn't get enough today!!

https://twitter.com/vobonline/status/957421022701080576
https://twitter.com/vobonline/status/957471726874525696
https://twitter.com/vobonline/status/957478997222416384

Such bloodthirst, I like it!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

She is simply protective of her investment.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Jesus Christ :stonk:

Polish Daredevil Becomes First Person To Ski Down From The Summit Of K2
https://deadspin.com/polish-daredevil-becomes-first-person-to-ski-down-from-1827831917

Easily claiming the first person and first mentally handicapped person to ski down k2 records.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Composting might be an option if global warming progresses.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Aphex- posted:

I think it's still there, it just might have gotten a little crooked.

Grover stairs?

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

Feel like we could make a killing running a photo booth of the peak at base camp

This is how you actually wouldn't make a killing on Everest.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

hailthefish posted:

Congratulations, you're officially the first mediocre white dude to recognize he's not magically special somehow!

I’m Polish so I’m claiming to be the first mediocre white dude to recognize he's not magically special somehow in winter. #IceWarriors

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Haifisch posted:

We just gotta work on being able to ship people to Mars, then they can race to be the first to climb the tallest mountain in the solar system.

Without supplemental oxygen

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

If we get to the point where people photoshop themselves in climbing gear before venturing to conquer K2 as their first >1000m peak there should be a mental hospital disguised as a K2 permit issuing office.

HAPs can be employed as nurses.

Anne Frank Funk fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Jul 6, 2019

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Mallory already has the title of First Perineum Sun Tanner on Mt Everest

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

The first person to summit while actively encouraging covid infection by thawing out a 6 ft diameter of snow and ice around them

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Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Doc Fission posted:

whenever this thread updates my heart grows three sizes

Altitude sickness, be careful out there.

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