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Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
I'm picking 23 for the Death Count because it hasn't been taken yet. And it's one of those numbers you never suspect until it hits ya. Like an avalanche down the Lhotse Face!

Wondering what numbers have already been picked? I went through the list and this is what's been chosen so far. If you see multiple names next to a number, it is because people are bad at picking numbers. I can't remember how we dealt with that last year because I'm snow tired. :q:

:rip:CURRENT DEATH COUNT PICKS FOR THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON:rip:
Your grandmother would be so proud.

-1 stab, elwood
0 Literally Kermit, Pvt Dancer, PostNouveau, Minrad
-1+1 Robo Reagan (Mom dies but baby lives)
1 CaptainOblivious, Fumble
2 empty baggie
3 Troublemaker, Shinjobi, Alan Smithee
4 The Light Eternal, StoneOfShame
4.5 Popeahuntis
5 Microwaves Mom, Cliff Racer
6 Rondette, bradzilla
7 Anya, Vintimus Prime, The French Army!
8 Electrical Fire, Nuggan, ranbo das
9 SaNChEzZ, SteveVizsla
10 Quinctia, Shwqa
11 Robo Reagan, Bob Loblaw
12 slinky triscuits, Dr.Smasher
13 Crusty Nutsack
14 Tambaloneus, Dead Precedents
15 Xibanya, Lasca
16 Comrade Koba
17 Day Man, BlueBlazer, Quantum Finger
18 BisonDollah, Picnic Princess
19 Nostalgia4Butts
20 Teddybear (“smallest available positive integer”)
21 Cymoril
22 Stars War
23 Nether Postlude
25 Arcsquad12
27 MorgaineDax
30 Cowman
35 mike12345
37 Anoia
69 Nooner
162 Happy Hedonist
666 soy
Mtn The Goatfather
All Chinatown, Mega64

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Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
Rondette, here is the updated DEATH POOL count list for the OP.

I've having trouble finding dates for when the 2016 Everest climbing season officially starts. Most attempts are in April-May, so perhaps we should close entries maybe end of February or sometime in March. Also I'm not sure what to do about guessed numbers with more than three goons. :iiam:

:skeltal: UPDATED DEATH POOL ENTRY COUNT:skeltal:
As of February 6, 2016

-1 stab, elwood
0 Literally Kermit, Pvt Dancer, PostNouveau, Minrad, Mnoba
-1+1 Robo Reagan (Mom dies but baby lives)
1 CaptainOblivious, Fumble
2 empty baggie, Cojawfee
3 Troublemaker, Shinjobi, Alan Smithee
4 The Light Eternal, StoneOfShame, gannyGrabber, Vape Bag
4.5 Popeahuntis
5 Microwaves Mom, Cliff Racer
6 Rondette, bradzilla, koreban
7 Anya, Vintimus Prime, The French Army!,
8 Electrical Fire, Nuggan, ranbo das, sesame_samuel_
9 SaNChEzZ, SteveVizsla, ALL-PRO SEXMAN (“between 8 and 13”), Rolo
10 Quinctia, Shwqa, Hogge Wild, Jonesy (7 westerners and 3 sherpas)
11 Robo Reagan, Bob Loblaw, Amgard, GiantAmazonianOtter, SLICK GOKU BABY, Ziggy Starfucker
12 slinky triscuits, Dr.Smasher
13 Crusty Nutsack, Leperflesh
14 Tambaloneus, Dead Precedents, Cuckoo
15 Xibanya, Lasca
16 Comrade Koba, LongDarkNight
17 Day Man, BlueBlazer, Quantum Finger, twit666
18 BisonDollah, Picnic Princess
19 Nostalgia4Butts, Carl Seitan
20 Teddybear (“smallest available positive integer”)
21 Cymoril
22 Stars War
23 Nether Postlude
24 Cthulu Carl, pr0k
25 Arcsquad12
26 meiram
27 MorgaineDax
28 ChrisHansen, Mihai Zetta, c0ldfuse
30 Cowman, h3r0n (bonus option: LL Bean)
31 IKillForPie
33 RCarr
34 a messed up horse
35 mike12345
37 Anoia
39 DerekSmartymans
42 blowfish (bonus option: execution), Random Hajile (bonus option: explosion)
69 Nooner
88 tentative8e8op
162 Happy Hedonist
666 soy
42069666 ghostter
Mtn The Goatfather
All Chinatown, Mega64

Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
:zombie: UPDATED DEATH COUNT PICKS FOR THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON :zombie:
As of February 17, 2016
These green boots were made for walkin'

-1 stab, elwood
0 Literally Kermit, Pvt Dancer, PostNouveau, Minrad, Mnoba
-1+1 Robo Reagan (Mom dies but baby lives)
1 CaptainOblivious, Fumble
2 empty baggie, Cojawfee
3 Troublemaker, Shinjobi, Alan Smithee
4 The Light Eternal, StoneOfShame, gannyGrabber, Vape Bag, Sanguine
4.5 Popeahuntis
5 Microwaves Mom, Cliff Racer
6 Rondette, bradzilla, koreban
7 Anya, Vintimus Prime, The French Army!
8 Electrical Fire, Nuggan, ranbo das, sesame_samuel_
9 SaNChEzZ, SteveVizsla, ALL-PRO SEXMAN (“between 8 and 13”), Rolo
10 Quinctia, Shwqa, Hogge Wild, Jonesy (7 westerners and 3 sherpas)
11 Robo Reagan, Bob Loblaw, Amgard, GiantAmazonianOtter, SLICK GOKU BABY, Ziggy Starfucker
12 slinky triscuits, Dr.Smasher
13 Crusty Nutsack, Leperflesh, Velkest
14 Tambaloneus, Dead Precedents, Cuckoo
15 Xibanya, Lasca
16 Comrade Koba, LongDarkNight
17 Day Man, BlueBlazer, Quantum Finger, twit666
18 BisonDollah, Picnic Princess
19 Nostalgia4Butts, Carl Seitan
20 Teddybear (“smallest available positive integer”)
21 Cymoril, Sanguinary Novel
22 Stars War
23 Nether Postlude, Ars Arcanum
24 Cthulu Carl, pr0k
25 Arcsquad12
26 meiram
27 MorgaineDax
28 ChrisHansen, Mihai Zetta, c0ldfuse
29 Switzerland, Bip Roberts
30 Cowman, h3r0n (bonus option: LL Bean)
31 IKillForPie
32 Chicken Doodle
33 RCarr, Romes128
34 a messed up horse
35 mike12345
36 Koil
37 Anoia
38 fuctifino, ZombieLenin
39 DerekSmartymans
42 blowfish (bonus option: execution), Random Hajile (bonus option: explosion)
50 Deadly Mongoose
69 Nooner
88 tentative8e8op
162 Happy Hedonist
666 soy
42069666 ghostter
Mtn The Goatfather
All Chinatown, Mega64
Sidebet: DumbparameciuM (hypoxic tourist suplexes a Sherpa off the Kangshung Face)

Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
Hooray!! The 2016 Everest Climbing Season has BEGUN!!! Picks for the 2016 Everest Death Pool are now officially CLOSED. (Rondette, feel free to update the OP at your convenience.)

:rip: :black101: :toot: THE FINAL DEATH COUNT PICKS FOR THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON :toot: :black101: :rip:
As of April 16, 2016
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em" :pipe:
Please note: Fractional counts were rounded up for statistics' sake. Between X and Y number guesses were averaged. Formatting of the list has changed slightly for the side bets.

:rolldice: Standard bets
-1 stab, elwood
0 Literally Kermit, Pvt Dancer, PostNouveau, Minrad, Mnoba
-1+1 Robo Reagan (Mom dies but baby lives)
1 CaptainOblivious, Fumble, Stoat, Langolas (3/5 rounded up)
2 empty baggie, Cojawfee
3 Troublemaker, Shinjobi, Alan Smithee
4 The Light Eternal, StoneOfShame, gannyGrabber, Vape Bag, Sanguine, Topher87
5 Microwaves Mom, Cliff Racer, Popeahuntis (4.5 rounded up)
6 Rondette, bradzilla, koreban
7 Anya, Vintimus Prime, The French Army!, inkmoth, Backweb
8 Electrical Fire, Nuggan, ranbo das, sesame_samuel_
9 SaNChEzZ, SteveVizsla, ALL-PRO SEXMAN (“between 8 and 13”), Rolo, Outrail
10 Quinctia, Shwqa, Hogge Wild, Jonesy (7 westerners and 3 sherpas)
11 Robo Reagan, Bob Loblaw, Amgard, GiantAmazonianOtter, SLICK GOKU BABY, Ziggy Starfucker, a cyberpunk goose (10.5 rounded up)
12 slinky triscuits, Dr.Smasher, Frozen Horse (bonus option: base-camp tent fire)
13 Crusty Nutsack, Leperflesh, Velkest
14 Tambaloneus, Dead Precedents, Cuckoo
15 Xibanya, Lasca
16 Comrade Koba, LongDarkNight
17 Day Man, BlueBlazer, Quantum Finger, twit666
18 BisonDollah, Picnic Princess
19 Nostalgia4Butts, Carl Seitan
20 Teddybear (“smallest available positive integer”)
21 Cymoril, Sanguinary Novel
22 Stars War, Ceciltron
23 Nether Postlude, Ars Arcanum
24 Cthulu Carl, pr0k
25 Arcsquad12
26 meiram
27 MorgaineDax
28 ChrisHansen, Mihai Zetta, c0ldfuse
29 Switzerland, Bip Roberts
30 Cowman, h3r0n (bonus option: LL Bean)
31 IKillForPie
32 Chicken Doodle
33 RCarr, Romes128
34 a messed up horse
35 mike12345
36 Koil
37 Anoia
38 fuctifino, ZombieLenin
39 DerekSmartymans
40 bucksmash
41 Cartoon
42 blowfish (bonus option: execution), Random Hajile (bonus option: explosion)
50 Deadly Mongoose, Sono (49 tourists, 1 sherpa)
69 Nooner
88 tentative8e8op
162 Happy Hedonist
666 soy

:troll: High number bets:
42069666 ghostter
Mtn: The Goatfather, Doctor Schnabel
Everyone: Chinatown, Mega64

:cthulhu: Specialty bets:
Hypoxic tourist suplexes a Sherpa off the Kangshung Face: DumbparameciuM
Physical fight on mountain (any): EXTREME INSERTION
Sherpas cannibalize tourists: Shinjobi, SHISHKABOB
Boredom deaths: donkey salami
Russel Brice loses a climber: DumbparameciuM
TIM MEDVITZ totally dies this time: NaDy

Nether Postlude fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Apr 16, 2016

Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.

Good. loving stupid idea to begin with.

DumbparameciuM posted:

Feeling so strong on my sidebets this year.

To be a fly on the wall when Brycie found out that Medvitz is going to be back on "his" mountain this season, holy hell.

That Russel Brice one is pretty compelling. It's only a matter of time.

Also word on the street is that Annapurna's season isn't going too well:
Final Summit-Bid is Underway on Annapurna, Majority of Climbers Retreat

Just found this neat weather thing:
http://www.mountain-forecast.com/peaks/Annapurna-Sanctuary/metar -- High temp today at basin (elevation: 4,130 m/13,550 ft): 5°C/41°F
http://www.mountain-forecast.com/peaks/Mount-Everest -- High temp today at peak (elevation: 8850 m/29037 ft): -27°C/-17°F

Nether Postlude fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Apr 16, 2016

Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.

RKRGoat posted:

They have like 1/3rd of the oxygen their brain needs to function at that height.

Plus, your body is actively dying above 8000m (it's called the "death zone" for a reason), you don't have good cognitive and reasoning skills (simple math is hard), it's cold as gently caress, and if you weren't in one of the first groups to go up that morning, you're probably stuck waiting in a queue to get back down the loving mountain. You're exhausted and you just want to sit down - just for a minute to rest. But you can't. 8000m is considered an extreme altitude, where the human body simply cannot acclimate and if you stay too long up there without supplemental oxygen, your body's functions will break down and you end up being Green Boots II of Shitshow Mountain.

Good times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_high_altitude_on_humans

Nether Postlude fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 15, 2016

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Nether Postlude
Aug 17, 2009

His mind will keep
reverting to the last
biscuit on the plate.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE 2016 EVEREST CLIMBING SEASON HAS ENDED
Unless you're one of those hipsters who includes the fall season

FINAL DEATH COUNT: SIX

I love that band! I saw 'em back in college before they got big.

SO WHO WON?

Nether Postlude posted:

6 Rondette, bradzilla, koreban

The OP for THIS THREAD was the first goon to guess the winning number for THIS DEATH POOL. A coincidence, gentle goons? I think not. :iiam:

:tinfoil:

:rip:

Nether Postlude fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jun 7, 2016

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