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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I read this as "climbing the tatas"

Those are in Wyoming.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Are we all forgetting the Everest Eliminator?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Everest eat the eggs humans.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I hope this features the Everest Eliminator.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

AceRimmer posted:

It's being remeasured on the ground this year but it apparently shrank 5 cm based on satellite data.

It was in the pool!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Jimmy Hats posted:

He probably awoke from his cryosleep and hiked back down

He is the new Everest Eliminator.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mr. Despair posted:

Imagine how many people would die trying to remove bodies, it'd make for a refreshing death pool for sure.

Net change in number of bodies

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Paladine_PSoT posted:

Cause of death: hosed to death by zeus

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

weg posted:

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/05/30/mount-everest-survivor-dies-in-fall-at-colorado-home/

drat, survive climbing Everest only to later die falling down the stairs at your home.

John Krakauer opens his word processor and begins Into the Basement

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Val Helmethead posted:



Not a frozen corpse yet.

A few adjustments and you’re ready for Everest!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

a mysterious cloak posted:

What was he dragging stuff around in? I thought it was a grocery cart or something absolutely stupid like that.

I want to say it was a jogging stroller but I might be remembering incorrectly

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

OMGVBFLOL posted:

Yeah I lived at around 10k feet for a few years and even after you acclimatize it's still a very perceptible difference. like, it just becomes the new normal to get a little winded going up one flight of stairs

That’s normal for goons at any elevation

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

OMGVBFLOL posted:

the real question is: can we tittyfuck the mountains

Only the Grand Tetons.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Anne Frank Funk posted:

Without supplemental oxygen

He’s in his 70s now but Messner could do it :allears:

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Peter Singer has sent me several angry emails about my crowdfunded effort to clone an army of Everest Eliminators.

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