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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Picnic Princess posted:

I don't know but it has to be the easiest alpine lake to visit in the world. You can get a shuttle from an international airport 2 hours away.

Tahoe is easier.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jun 20, 2016

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I enjoy hiking the Appalachian Trail, if you know what I mean.

I mean banging my Argentinian mistress.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

It's in the middle of Africa. The whole continent hungers.

http://www.theonion.com/article/tens-of-thousands-dead-in-ongoing-africa-28201

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Syncopated posted:

See also: Eiger

I can’t decide if “Trango Towers” sounds badass, or like a some lame public housing development.

They look incredibly badass, though:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

I've heard people say "Everest was conquered with wool, leather, fur, down, and silk" as a retort to the idea that you need modern fabrics to set foot outside your door for day hikes. Aside from that dumb quagmire of a debate, I was curious just how true that statement was. What did Norgay and Hillary use?

There was this experiment with replicas of Mallory’s clothing.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I think it counts.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Smoking at 5364 m seems like a bad idea.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Cojawfee posted:

Was a geological survey done to see if Everest shrunk?

Everest got harder and grew a few inches.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Has anyone attempted to climb Everest while vaping continuously?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Cartoon posted:

Ice has no internal structure. Cadavars have both a skeleton and the fibres of the muscles and tendons. A drop from altitude will probably mush things up a bit more than if 'fresh' but that will be as nought to being churned through a glacier in the years to come.

Human pykrete.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Cojawfee posted:

According to google, terminal velocity for a human is 122mph.

At sea level.

e: If the air pressure at that altitude is 40 kPa and I use the same assumptions for the rest that resulted in 55 m⁄s at sea level, I get about 90 m⁄s at 6600 m.

So he hit at more like 200 mph.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 3, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Well at least he might be the oldest person to die on Everest.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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nsaP posted:

Looking around that...:



No one try to summit today. Hillary step is closed.

That’s a Nigerian telephone number.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Climbing Annapurna is like climbing any other high mountain except you also have to play Russian Roulette on the way up.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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K2 would be more fitting as the world’s highest peak, but the upside is that Everest keeps most of the dead Canadians and vegans from defiling K2.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I wonder what the wind chill is like.

Of course, the air is so thin up there that it only pushes with the pressure of like, 150 mph winds at sea level.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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redreader posted:

Hi, I'm late to the thread this year. When is the 2-3 week window in which all the climbs happen? is it right now? I remember last year it was in may...

Right now.

Historically more summits happen on May 18 than on any other date.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Doctor Malaver posted:

So are they streaming? How can they have internet up there? There

Ncell has 3G coverage in Base Camp and apparently from the summit.

Everestlink blankets the mountain in wifi coverage.

Vice wrote way too many words about the subject.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:52 on May 27, 2017

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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“Morbid” seems appropriate for a dead comedy forum.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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RoadCrewWorker posted:

They steal your tent, you're entitled to sharing their body warmth, fair trade. Not only does everyone survive but you also make a new best friend! What a great deal.

Go tauntaun on their rear end.

:unsmigghh:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Eleven persons will die climbing Everest (EEV-rist) in the coming season.

The Steckre is most displeased by these new regulations, and eleven is more than a double amputee can count to.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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weg posted:

We really shouldn't be cheering for peoples' deaths, especially those that have nothing to do with the Everest Industrial Complex.

That’s the Honourable E. I. C. to you.

:colbert:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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weg posted:

https://www.denverpost.com/2018/05/30/mount-everest-survivor-dies-in-fall-at-colorado-home/

drat, survive climbing Everest only to later die falling down the stairs at your home.

There are no Sherpas to help you down the stairs in your house.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Parasail off the six‐thousand‐metre cliffs.

What would a parasail suitable for the Martian atmosphere look like?

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jun 9, 2018

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Yeah but the thin atmosphere saps body heat much less effectively.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 11, 2018

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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hailthefish posted:

Ready? Hell, he's already been!



The lighting is pretty close. :eyepop:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Maera Sior posted:

Both men have made it to the South Pole, about a day apart.

Walk clockwise around the pole and cross the International Date Line so you can go back in time and achieve victory.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Radioisotope thermoelectric generator to distill saltwater?

Why bother with the electric generator?

Use decay heat to heat seawater directly.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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shame on an IGA posted:

Poisoning seems unneccessary when the average everest climber is exactly the kind of petit-bourge shitlord that would go along with the scam for a kickback

Kickbacks cost more than sodium bicarbonate.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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If Everest were three hundred metres shorter, would more people die climbing mountains or fewer?

I can’t imagine a K2 remotely as crowded as Everest is today, but it could be a lot less crowded and kill just as many people.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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We’re only a sixteen days from peak summiting time.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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I am protected.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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drgitlin posted:

Honestly the reason people buy titanium spoons is because the SR-71 was made from titanium and so therefore it's a cool spoon.

Brain: titanium spoon

Bigger brain: plastic spoon

Galaxy brain: sticks found on the trail

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Aren’t there already terrible hygiene problems on Everest?

I don’t know how long the virus survives in the cold, but it seems reckless to find out.

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