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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Annual Everest Thread: Well they always told me getting high was dangerous.
 
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42, and the islamic state will hold a public execution on the mountain

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have any everest corpsicles gotten a darwin award by the way

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the best mountaineering film is the eiger sanction spoof episode in archer

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Skarsnik posted:

So the Sherpa definitely died before these two shitbags?

Pretty bad the media are calling them the first fatalities

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/22/australian-woman-and-dutch-man-die-on-everest-as-queensland-teen-reaches-summit

:fsmug: 3 people 1 sherpa dead :agesilaus:

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A Melbourne university lecturer who suffered altitude sickness and died on Mount Everest was being looked after by what some climbers have described as one Nepal's cheapest and riskiest trekking companies.

Dr Maria Strydom died on Saturday on her way back down the world's highest mountain with a Sherpa after failing to make the summit.

Tour company Seven Summit Treks said the tired and weak 34-year-old died at an altitude of about 7,800 metres near Camp Four.

Another climber in Dr Strydom's group, Dutchman Eric Arnold, also died from altitude sickness on Friday after reaching the summit on his fifth attempt.

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Guy Cotter from the New Zealand-based company Adventure Consultants said Seven Summit Treks was one of the cheapest trek operators on the mountain.

"A company like Seven Summits will have a base price of around $US25,000 and then people still have to add on additional costs for the trek to base camp for oxygen, for Sherpas and so on," Mr Cotter said.

"But then there's operators like us who are offering a full guided service, we charge $US65,000, the difference is that we have professionally qualified, experienced mountain guides."

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-23/everest-death-sparks-concerns-over-safety/7437946

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note: she was a business lecturer. i don't think "academic" is the proper term here since it implies a smart person doing something of value was lost :mrgw:

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hseroK divaD posted:

You forgot the best part:

Strydom had sought out to prove that she could scale the mountain while on a vegan diet, the Monash University lecturer told the university’s blog. “It seems that people have this warped idea of vegans being malnourished and weak,” Strydom said. “By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more.”

http://time.com/4344556/woman-vegan...+Top+Stories%29

Sounds about right for a business lecturer :smug:

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