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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Each year something worse and worse happens on Everest until eventually it will just be hit by a large meteor And then the people who would otherwise die up there will be really upset that the impact lowered its elevation.
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2016 has already been loving nuts, gonna aim high with 37 dead and hope I'm wrong because it's a Clerks reference.
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Feb 1, 2016 15:19
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Cthulu Carl posted:Gonna go with 24 bourgeoisicles. This is my favorite way to describe it.
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Feb 2, 2016 14:13
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We're all going to hell but it's not like that's news. I just wonder if this year is the "no I've been kept away enough you can't stop me" rush or if that'll be next year. Imagine rich jerks shoving their way to be the next to die.
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Feb 7, 2016 15:41
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I know someone who seriously made this quote their iPhone lock screen. Future frozen corpses of America.
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Jun 5, 2016 13:08
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John Denver Hoxha posted:That'll be so cool let all your Facebook friends know you aren't one of those rich white people who climbs everest and definitely not a deathfat ... they'll think you're the coolest once they realize you spend all day chatting about how much you hope people die in one specific place across the world and discussing statistics on how many people die and insurance pricing tables showing that the racist manchildren who want to climb tall mountain are so stupid and disrespectful to the noble Sherpa (who could probably levitate up the mountain if they weren't held back by whitey due to their innate connection to nature and the mountain) I enjoy these meaningful chats.
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Jun 6, 2016 12:04
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How much would it cost to build a machine that sarcastically claps for people who make the summit under any conditions? One that can withstand the elements.
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Jun 12, 2016 03:11
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Platystemon posted:lol you’re not a man unless you climb Everest naked while carrying a human sacrifice for Chomolungma on your shoulders After wrestling a bear.
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