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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hang nooner up by his ankles

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Digital Fingers posted:

my heart goes out to all the dead goons around the world
https://youtu.be/3Osh-KYy4Cw

:shittypop:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i tried to read that but my eyeballs fell out and rolled under a rock

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

change forum name to mornings with mumpurely imo

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
if everyone in gbs could send me a dollar so id have 37 dollars to buy some whiskey thad be swell. thanks in advsnce

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
tape them to the back of the dumpster behind the chic fil a. later we can all go to chic fil a

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

chik-fil-a is closed on sundays dude. or maybe that was part of the plan? :raise:

geez it is. i guess we can still get drunk in the dumpster

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i keep having nightmares where im trying to clear tickets in a restaurant but i dont know any of the specials because they have retarded names and are stupid poo poo no ones heard of before like smooty chicken

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
he snypad me in the leg hitting a major artery and i bled out draped over the 1 vote button

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

fancy seeing you round these parts cowboy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

social vegan posted:

*holds ur hand and fuks u too all the way down*

oh mah lawd *lies draped over faintimg couch frantically fanning weiner*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
mods please rename me to The Bikes And Babes of New Jersey in the 80s

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
new catchphrase: take a dump on the wild side

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Putty posted:

that sounds like an ad for the outback steakhouse

nice

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you guys :rolleyes:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i cant do any dishes cuz my pipes froze so i bought kroger sushi and put the soy sauce in an overturned coke bottle cap. the sushi wouldnt fit into the cap so i threw the whole thing against a wall and buried myself in the snow and hopefully ill be dead soon

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

hail and well met, citizen

theres snow stopping us. the snow must go on

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
...ice to meet you

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ahundredbux posted:

I am afraid of ghosts what can be done about this

try exposure therapy. start by looking at pictures of ghosts, then maybe vidros of ghosts. eventually youll end up having sex with ghosts and be getting that sweet honey boo boo and youll wonder what i was even talking about in the first place

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
where am i

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

I thought social media guru was a funny #gimmick :sigh:

it was... really bad

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
look.how cute this dog is on my sausage leg omg

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i dont like this at all

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill read whatever tje gently caress you want for a pack of smokes and a 6 pack and then ill beat you to death with a lawn chair

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jukeboxblues posted:

Whats the catch?

you have to supply your own lawn chair

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
hello, bepis

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

like jerry seingeld greeting newman

lol

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i have sigs off

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:smugdog:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can someone ban that gagelon dude

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
please dont ban me though

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic posted:

too late nerd

dont sign your posfghrhbfhrrnbn. *sound of robot powering down*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Putty posted:

Can u link to the specific sound effect???

uh

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Digital Fingers posted:

Im going to cook some sausages now

im going to make some tuscan soup tomorrow, which includes sausages. in it. sausages

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
*whispering* sausages...

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
please murder me

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

take a number pal

i got a rock

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

wsshheeeeewwwwwww



:cool:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Digital Fingers posted:

i'm the china crystal button

im the uh... im.the.. eco... was.. button

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a starwar betamax posted:

*Me, smiling and charming, giving a generous tip to the sonic roller skate girl* Thank you ma'am

*her, stuck up,, frigid.* My name is Gerald.

lol

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