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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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What's going on in here...:yikes:

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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How about (day shifft):
-mornings with mumphrey
-nooner at noon
-mid day with dad's gay
-evening rush with ???
-dusk with ??????

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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What happened to the apostrophe in dad's? Are you CIA??? :sterv:

Sorry, been reading the Oregon thread too much. :(

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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dethkon posted:

dusk with dethkon? I'd read the forums more if I had a reason to.

Yeah, that works great!
-dusk with dethkon
-twilight vows and the luvcow
-midnight ????

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Sowing late night seeds with the King of Bees

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Having the awful app is like smooth jazz when you're having a stressful day at work. I open it up and feel out the thread zones and suddenly its a smooth groove and I'm chill and don't want to leave.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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social vegan posted:

Sometimes I type posts on the awful app that never make it I write about cities, entire worlds that don't exist where everyone eats Kraft dinner and works at jiffy lube a utopia where everyone gets to be who they want a jiffy luber

Yep. It's pretty great. The awful app is.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Nooner posted:

lol so you have HJs
















































(hand jobs hahahahahaha)

Hahhahaha! Good one! drat!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Anyone got an AOL CD I can borrow? Mine's wore out.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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OK wait a sec. I had this thought. Early there was talk about subjects like pants making GBS threads being mined out. But hear me out. Nokw some of you may know, I'm somewhat of a treasure seeker ,(hobbyist) I'm always looking for that next gem vein, those meglodon teeth, some galeon treasure. And let me tell you, there's some things I've learned on the way. Here's the most important: nothing is hunted out!


See that farmers field over there? It's been plowed over and over (like your mom, lol) for decades, maybe centuries. However, with the right equipment (your brain) you can walk those furrows and find your Roman gold. It's in there. Somewhere. You just have to have the wherewithal to find it! Now get out there and find it! *flicks cigarette* Now get to work you sons of bitches!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Jerry Cotton posted:

He's the guy who sings the bingo bongo bango song in Fallout 3.

That guy fuckin rules!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I know. How does he do that!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Please goldmine the dandruff thread it has good information about dandruff that will be useful to the future. Bless.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i'm dead in that thread :(

No... Wait!!! ( hahhahaha, I initially misspelled no as NK, hahahhahha like North Korea)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

looked like he could handle my medical poo poo


Hahhahaha ha! Brilliant.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

ya i already considered the logistics, sunglasses are implausible

Uh, did you not see this duck?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Potential usernames:
Cockula
Pussy Vampire

Something Vampire related.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

can we call it chopstick charlies pizza shaq featuring mc cool duck 420?

Fourthed

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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dad gay. so what posted:

theres a thread for this. try and keep up!

Thread for what?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

you could change featuring to ft. to save space

Think of the printing costs we'd save too! Genius!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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King of Bees posted:

Think of the printing costs we'd save too! Genius!

Tenthed

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:

ive been planning my username change for a month now plz dont pick my new one

Tell us the new name so we don't accidentally change our to it please.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Digital Fingers posted:

your new AV is loving awesome

It's really boss.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Guys! Guys! Guys! Check this out: Vladimir Poopkin 😁!!!!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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social vegan posted:

Steamy Frank's in town hall

Speaking of hot dogs. What's the doobster been up to this week?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Putty posted:

doobie and his gang of possums left earth many years ago to pursue intergalactic weiner buisness

Can we get a new thread on this? 😯

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i ordered onion rings at this shityy bar once and something seemed off about them and when i bit into one it was my own finger, covered in batter and still attached to my hand :wtf:

Ha, sounds like they pulled the ole fried finger on ya friend! Gotcha watch them locals dives.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Good morning GBS. Im heading to the gym for awhile and then to work. I'll catch you later squares! (I hate mondays :argh:)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I'm back and burping up fish oil. Did I miss anything cool? Some sick burns? Raging shitposts?

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Dec 28, 2012
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Nooner posted:

le fleurs de mall got a week long probation for making a thread about Jeb Bush' weird flat penis and J Mumphrey was declared prime minister of the forums

Can't believe I missed that!

symbolic posted:

when you nut and she keep suckin :newlol:

Jajajajajajajajaja!

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