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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
*attempts to creep in through ovely squeaky back door which then slams shut, trips over chair, knocks into refreshments table throwing boiling coffee all over dgsw and cookies at enfield, lands in the donuts, stands up shaking covered in poo poo*

h-hey, i just wanted to know...

ugh, gently caress, wait, this isn't the tech support meeting room, my bad

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
ill send a dollar if i can have a drinking buddy to go along with the whiskey, please, it tastes better with company

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Gilganixon posted:

why is it always taping things to the back of dumpsters with you people?

easy landmark and appropriate hang-out spot for goon kind

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

hey :kimchi:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i prefer incense in front of a large flamingo statue, myself

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
it got v chill in here again, i like it

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
:cheers:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
guys i legitimately had a dream today that enfield became a mod

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
he banned everyone and it was like loving chernobyl in slomo, one by one, and the entire time all i was trying to think of was a worthwhile fire/meltdown pun, but i couldn't concentrate because everyone was freaking out

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
the background for everything changed into the gas chamber scheme and my computer died

i have no life, is what im saying :smithcloud:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

some day i will set you free

*town hall meeting turns into saa (something awful anonymous)*

*sobs furiously*

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS POST GOOD THINGS AND THEN I JUST COULDN'T STOP making GBS threads ALL OVER

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Enfield posted:

look.how cute this dog is on my sausage leg omg


this is why my nightmares about this place must not come true

too many cute dog on sausage pics

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

NO MORE POSTS! NO MORE THREADS! BETTER MOUSE POINTER NOW!!!

:agreed:

my phone screen sucks rear end for crap posting

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Jukeboxblues posted:

If you find people that are willing to do stuff like "i will say your script wearing a bikini" or something silly they will generally do anything.

I will say your script while riding a mechanical bull, eating a banana in a bikini

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Enfield posted:

ill read whatever tje gently caress you want for a pack of smokes and a 6 pack and then ill beat you to death with a lawn chair

a proper business transaction if ever there was one

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
that's an inch-worm. i feel lied to

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i'll give you an inch-wornm you piece of poo poo you take that back

hahahahaha you can only give an inch hahahahahaha

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
worms named snake ill accept

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ChrisHansen posted:

It does not appear that Robert's Rules are being followed. What kind of town hall is this?

one the that calls a caterpillar a loving snake

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
did we pick a dd for this town hall meeting? i think someone spiked the pizza

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Jerry Cotton posted:

I spiked it with... PINEAPPLE

you ruindd loving everything goddammit

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

post a pic of ur tits

how about we see yours first dad

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

hippocratic oath as a doc, i run a clinic that helps anyone

e: even those terrible enough to put pineapple on public domain pizza (i hate you on the inside though)

Dr. Dogballs Jr. fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Feb 18, 2016

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

:jerky:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
ask if they're colorblind

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i don't see any pineapple, you loving lied jerry cotton, i ate ahead of time because of that post you jerk

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm eating popcorn right now but tomorrow I might eat pizza. Tuna, mushroom, onion, bell pepper is what I'm thinking.

I think about pizza sometimes.

so youd curse the rest of us wiht pineapple but not yourself!? youre a fuckin sociopath monster

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

how did anyone even find out?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

dad gay. so what posted:

whats goinng on in here? n

a bunch of crazy talk, as always. mostly from jerry cotton :colbert:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
you disapoint me because not one of you scrubs has posted the clip of mickey shoving a revolver in donalds face yet, jeezy pete you fuckin suckers, thats the best ccol duck post

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
don't ask me to choose parents :(

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

would you recommend gay sex? i think i might be down but i cant find a lot of reviews

i have a gay friend but im too shy to ask him about it

stick a pineapple in your butt and post your thought/feelings/pics of the event

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
cripple fight?

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
ive said the phrase "goddamn retard(ed)" more in the two years working with special needs kids than all my previous life. ive come to see it as there's a massive difference between those with special needs and those that are just loving retarded

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
what, you couldn't figure out how to build your own icarus? pffft lame

gbs should start a space program to hurl us all into the sun and i vote it be called goatse for gynecologically oblivious rear end tards seaking epiphany (id do better but im loving tired)

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Nation posted:

Ughhh can't we all just take a cunting insult and not act like a massive homo human being friend of the family

lookit this retarded faggit

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

lol i finally annoyed someone into spending $10

wtf that avatar was gold though :(

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i admire the consistency of this custom av. Accurate, austere, correct punctuation. It has Wu. Let it stand.

i feel you deserve better, artist formally known as gilzganixiconnicalson-something

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

now whos the one being all [CENSORED]y, huh? :colbert:

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
I eat onions like appkes wtf is this deepfry nonsense

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