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while i was passed out i had a dream about starwar dillengently going through threads and posts with a green shade visor and some glasses and a 10 key next to him plugging numbers in and the ribbon getting longer and longer until he went insane
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Jan 30, 2016 22:49
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sit on a soup, reald-o
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Jan 30, 2016 23:09
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the reason everyone goes insane is because of the queue system. most people are wired for results and take pleasure in accomplishment. with a queue you never get done. had a good day? closed a bunch of threads and banned shitheads like black baby goku? too bad, the queue is full again and it will always be full. i think thats why autists are good for this job, because they are more interested in the minutae of the process. oh well, good luck everyone!!
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Jan 30, 2016 23:13
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oh yeah, eat poo poo nooner!!
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Jan 30, 2016 23:14
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genesplicer seems to have the right temperament though. that was a masterstroke
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Jan 30, 2016 23:15
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dreezy posted:see it sounds right coming from you, dad gay. get out of my dreams and into my car! its really good. lets make this happen
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Jan 30, 2016 23:17
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mission statement: comedy website hmmm lets create drama! everyone loves drama!!
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Jan 30, 2016 23:33
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change forum name to mornings with mumpurely imo
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Jan 31, 2016 00:34
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Ork of Fiction posted:Why do you suppose it makes some people so angry when a person says the "cück" meme? I mean, the people who don't like it seem to be really, really obsessed with it. i just ignore it. to be honest i dont even know what it means 
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Jan 31, 2016 04:49
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Helical Nightmares posted:"cück" initially had less humor than Chuck Norris jokes and you drooling chucklefucks think repetition = comedy when it just means you are a retard who cannot generate original thoughts. scathing commentary from helical nightmares outta nowhere!
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Jan 31, 2016 05:01
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does anyone else just want to take it down to brown town?
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Jan 31, 2016 05:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aw1WnNVcYw
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Jan 31, 2016 05:37
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i want a dollar too please
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Jan 31, 2016 16:39
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chik-fil-a is closed on sundays dude. or maybe that was part of the plan? 
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Spanish Manlove posted:Indeed. well well well
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Feb 5, 2016 16:17
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i think nooner should be banned
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Feb 6, 2016 17:25
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hey putty, just out of curiosity, why did you "melt down" ?
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Feb 7, 2016 03:23
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Putty posted:snaaaaaake you were right all along!
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Feb 7, 2016 04:06
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Pitdragon posted:i dont get these threads, are we "roleplaying" its a sex thread. for cumming onto. you print it and then cum on it. its pretty straight forward
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Feb 7, 2016 12:01
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are you guys getting all autistic up in this bitch? heres my comment: franco sucks poo poo
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Feb 13, 2016 03:07
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i puked 5 times
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Enfield posted:i cant do any dishes cuz my pipes froze so i bought kroger sushi and put the soy sauce in an overturned coke bottle cap. the sushi wouldnt fit into the cap so i threw the whole thing against a wall and buried myself in the snow and hopefully ill be dead soon hail and well met, citizen
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Feb 15, 2016 20:16
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Enfield posted:...ice to meet you ice to meet you, as well
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Feb 15, 2016 21:13
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:it got v chill in here again, i like it ice to meet you
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Feb 15, 2016 21:23
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dreezy posted:stop being me enfield. people already get us confused. ice to meet you
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Feb 15, 2016 21:38
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i take umbrage at the fact that the "new superhero ideas" thread was gassed and the "rub your hand on your penis" thread is allowed to live. a pox on thee.
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Feb 15, 2016 23:13
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a starwar betamax posted:Give me time good grief I'm a man not a machine. whatevs just "givin ya the business" it was my favorite thread of the day tho 
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Feb 15, 2016 23:16
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:i was charging up my powers to make such a good post in that super powers thread i believe you. it was a very inspiring thread
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Feb 15, 2016 23:25
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its not a tumor!!
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Feb 16, 2016 02:43
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Putty posted:are there any games on the wii u because why did i buy this thing thats literally the best mario ever
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Feb 16, 2016 02:57
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but ya, thats really the only reason. i think it might be worth it tho. 
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Feb 16, 2016 02:57
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i dont really pay that much attention to stuff though, so maybe there is something else. i really dont know. but, i will tell you - it doesnt play blu-rays
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Feb 16, 2016 02:58
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i noticed my penis began getting smaller about the time i got the wii-u as well. i have been blacking out a lot lately too.. it like i always taste iron. it tastes like static electricity all the time. why? what?
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah well I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you dont sign your posts
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Feb 16, 2016 03:22
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je1 healthcare posted:I was going to make an effortpost in the triggering thread about minor things that cause me to start *literally shaking* in rage, such as petty office politics, people chewing gum, mechanical keyboards, and the super-nice guy in the next desk over who calls himself 'Wiki' and has a habit of looking up articles mid-conversation in order to read them out loud for everyone. omg. its getting this bad? we have been locked up behind these walls that keep us safe for so long. have we become... millennials?
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Feb 16, 2016 03:45
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Don Tacorleone posted:Superhero thread shouldn't have been gassed calm down
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Feb 16, 2016 03:47
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Ork of Fiction posted:If cool people are having a good time posting in a thread, who cares what it's about? That's a good thread. Let it cook a bit, imo. there was an unexplored theme of downs syndrome and blindness that was about to take root and grow into a poisonous mushroom 
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Ork of Fiction posted:I guess I should help explain my position. Like you know that one guy who scratched a record and he was too stupid to know that it was bad so he kept doing it and then it was actually good? That's the basis of all culture. Some dumb rear end in a top hat doesn't know how to do anything right, so he shits his way through it and n doing so finds new ways to do things that are stupid fresh and stupid fly. That's how you make gold out of garbage. That's ur lightning in a bollte. good analogy
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