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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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change forum name to mumphrey's maddogs imo

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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:f5h::cabot:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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social vegan posted:

i'm the town elder i know things for which u not know

can we do something about the well? it smells like rear end and im not comfortable drinking from it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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social vegan posted:

the city well of which u meant
dad gay so what oft does frequent
where he hangs his butt over the hole
and rips a poo poo as dark as coal


frick

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Nooner posted:

remember that time i tolled you for months with my first parachute account and would always quote you but change your quote to talk about you having a diaper fetish, lol

what was its name?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Hogge Wild posted:



get youre greedy peepers off my bepis :mad:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Nooner posted:

holy fukk youre new av hahahaha

and my name was RICHWHITEFAGLORD it was a good gimmick account i got moridin all riled up about something i dont remember what but now we are friends and I like the guy and want to buy him a beer (:

i think i remember that account good job

i taught myself how to use gimp and now i'm an expert in making avatars and i am posting extra hard today so peple will notice it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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I.C. posted:

He looks so serious.

sexual harassment is no joke

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

aswbm you shpuld do it with lowtax!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Nation posted:

nice av jerry

what, this old thing? :shobon:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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anyone ever tried :smugmrgw:? its the best one

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Enfield posted:

hello, bepis

like jerry seingeld greeting newman

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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who the hell gassed the fart story thread what is going on here?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Enfield posted:

i have sigs off

i'm kinda surprised there are people who have sigs on

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

wow these are really dumb but i guess if ppl have sigs on i should make a nice one for them to enjoy

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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King of Bees posted:

Please goldmine the dandruff thread it has good information about dandruff that will be useful to the future. Bless.

i'm dead in that thread :(

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

u ever get called the n word by someone it's like what the holy heck am i supposed to do here

if you're white and they're black it's the highest honour they can bestow upon you

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

speaking of racism though i got probabted last night just for posting in fyad while being a member of an identifiable minority (gbs). wtf is that its 2016 i thought we were past this

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Jerry Cotton posted:

There was a poster on the YOSPOS who actually killed themself and that loving sucked.

if you freeze a ghost with very cold air you can see it but it can't talk

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Ban all non-spurdo avatars.

i'm not too wild about people not having jerry in their usernames either

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Gilganixon posted:

ban all jerries

u can't possibly mean that

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

i think he meant cherries

that's even worse!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

cherry orchard road trip!!

suicide pact!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Digital Fingers posted:

I was thinking about getting a bowl of sherbet

why dont you make like a bowl og sherbet and chill out for a bit :rolleye:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

:yeah:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Enfield posted:

please murder me

take a number pal

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Digital Fingers posted:

Can someone post the screenshots of the sad cat thread posts?

how's that sherbet treating you?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

un-vetoed

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

can we call it chopstick charlies pizza shaq featuring mc cool duck 420?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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the bg can be a pizza but when you make a bad post the duck comes out and quacks at you

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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you could change featuring to ft. to save space

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

but enough about the current state of forums moderation! lol j.k.

hehe, whoa... *tugs shirt collar*

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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dad gay. so what posted:

personally, i really like gbs :shrug:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


please change the caption to "personally, i really like gbs :shrug: and make it ur AV

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

ive said the phrase "goddamn retard(ed)" more in the two years working with special needs kids than all my previous life. ive come to see it as there's a massive difference between those with special needs and those that are just loving retarded

you've only been posting here a year and a half though :confused:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i ordered onion rings at this shityy bar once and something seemed off about them and when i bit into one it was my own finger, covered in batter and still attached to my hand :wtf:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

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social vegan posted:

My dick looks like a mostly finished blooming onion but the order came w ketchup

i prefer chipotle mayo tbh

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

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Champenema posted:

That must be the oxy talking. I'm sorry

i just drank my lighter

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